Psychobioteachveganati Takedown...

[Madrigal]

Does anyone have a psycho, militantly vegan bio teacher?

If so, you're in good company... and if not, you can pretend you are...

You see, a friend and I have come up with this theory. The entire corps of Biology teachers is really dominated by a shadowy organization that splintered off from the Illuminati around the time Atlantis was founded, called the Psychobioteachveganati.

Now, you're all thinking we've gone nuts.

You're wrong. We got four examples:

The psycho German vegan who teaches by yelling at her class, my school.
The psycho dress-up-as-Mother-Earth vegan who teaches by giving long essays at random, my old school.
The projector-and-note obessed vegan who teaches by alternately boring students to death and giving them hand-killing notes, the friend's school.
The hyperactive preacher vegan who teaches I-don't-know-how, a friend of the friend's school.

And we're out to take them down.

To this end, on Monday, February 28, 2005 we're all going to wear nametags mentioning the Psychobioteachveganati. As in, "I was traumatized in freshman year by my Psychobioteachveganati..." (ok, maybe a sign on the locker would work better for that), "Down with Psychobioteachveganati"... and so on. Be creative.

Recruit your friends! Recruit your enemies! Recruit any other fellow victims or ex-victims of this evil organization! Recruit people who really don't care.

(yeah, we're bored. But we're really gonna do it. Why? To be weird.)

[Priscilla]

Aww, my High School Biology teacher was the only science teacher I ever liked or whose class I did well in. Now, if this was Chemistry we were talking about . . . :darkside: Well, I'd say a sign on your locker? Is that going to get you into trouble with the school? If so, it's not worth it. Definitely do not mention any teachers by name if you decide to go through with this. However, I completely understand your frustration since my kids both just finished high school and had similar types of teachers but in other classes. When I was in school the teachers were "always right" which made for some lovely arguments with our parents about the few really bad teachers. Today, in some cases, it's gone the other way, with parents always believing their kids, even when the kids just don't happen to want to do the work that a tough teacher gives out. However, I do think it's better to keep an open mind. If all the kids in the school are flunking out of a certain teachers classes and that teacher is mean and uncooperative, it just "might" be the teacher! :roll: ;)

[Bobbsy]

Er.....

...how does a vegan biology teacher get on with dissecting frogs?

:D

Bobbsy

[Ryuu]

Er.....

...how does a vegan biology teacher get on with dissecting frogs?

:D

Bobbsyby not eating it....?

frogs are carnovours, btw, and so are the mortal enemy of vegans from Vega :shhh:

[Nurianna]

maybe if you took the 'bio' out of the anti name~ it would grab wider apeal...

one of my psycoteachveganists :roll: susposedly taught algebra~ I still cannot tell you why letters are in math! *mattthhsss,,, evil mattthhhsssss...*

Have fun and definately dont name specific teachers!
~dont get hurt or cause hurt~

[Ryuu]

why not simplyfy it even further and just focus on the Psychoticveganati?

I'm sure that at some point there's going to be a student vegan...better get ready for it now :redfruit:

[T'ley]

Er.....

...how does a vegan biology teacher get on with dissecting frogs?

:D

Bobbsy

Or Weasels!!!!! (my bio teacher is ledge!!!!!) :)

[Madrigal]

why not simplyfy it even further and just focus on the Psychoticveganati?

I'm sure that at some point there's going to be a student vegan...better get ready for it now :redfruit:

We've got one... but she's not half as psycho as the teachers...

[Ryuu]

Or Weasels!!!!! (my bio teacher is ledge!!!!!) :)see my reply to that... :devil: