SpaceCowboy
24th September 2006, 01:07 AM
* Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
* Don't cry over spilled milk.
* When chewing your cud, remember:
There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
* The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
* Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
* Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
* It's better to be seen and not herd.
* Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
* Never take any bull from anybody.
* Always let them know who's the bossy.
* Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
* Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
* Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
* Don't cry over spilled milk.
* When chewing your cud, remember:
There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
* The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
* Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
* Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
* It's better to be seen and not herd.
* Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
* Never take any bull from anybody.
* Always let them know who's the bossy.
* Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
* Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
* Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.