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SpaceCowboy
24th September 2006, 01:07 AM
* Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

* Don't cry over spilled milk.

* When chewing your cud, remember:
There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

* The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

* Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

* Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

* It's better to be seen and not herd.

* Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

* Never take any bull from anybody.

* Always let them know who's the bossy.

* Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

* Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.

* Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

Brenda
24th September 2006, 07:52 PM
Cows were crucial to the development of the computer industry. What else were they going to put on the boxes?

If a black-and-white spotted cow is a Holstein, does that mean that a black-and-white spotted calf is a Halfstein?
(I made that one up myself!) :shhh: