SpaceCowboy
4th October 2006, 12:44 AM
Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment
I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are
going to try!
We told everyone you are leaving because of illness.
The truth is I'm sick of you.
Its not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact,
you've been responsible for more disasters than any
one else in the place.
Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're
fired!
I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry
about being late for work ever again.
Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting
tomorrow?
I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are
going to try!
We told everyone you are leaving because of illness.
The truth is I'm sick of you.
Its not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact,
you've been responsible for more disasters than any
one else in the place.
Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're
fired!
I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry
about being late for work ever again.
Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting
tomorrow?