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-H-
5th February 2005, 12:26 AM
As a Brit i've not seen to many SNL sketches but of those i have seen the Celebrity Jeopardy ones are brilliant !!!!!!

potent potables, Pot Porree, Is this a Hat, Hot or cold, Pen is Mightier, colours that end in "urple", months that start with "feb" .... so many funny topics .... and the fake sean connery always delights in making the hosts life a misery :rofl:

Host:"is this cup of hot tea! Hot or cold?"
Keanu Reeves:"uh .. is it like iced tea?"
Host:"NO IT IS HOT TEA!!!!"
Keanu Reeves:"well then ... i like have no idea!"


:rofl: gets me every time :D

Does anyone else like SNL

and even more importantly can anyone point the way to somesort of online archive (if it exists) of SNL stuff :bow:

Faren
6th February 2005, 04:41 AM
I've watched SNL since it first came on the air (yep, that dates me. :blush: ). I LOVE celebrity Jeopardy!!:laugh: The political commentary can be brilliant, and Darrell Hammond does the best impressions (he's Sean Connery btw...his Bill Clinton was hysterical). As far as archives, I don't know, but there are "Best of" dvds available.

-H-
6th February 2005, 07:00 PM
I've watched SNL since it first came on the air (yep, that dates me. :blush: ). I LOVE celebrity Jeopardy!!:laugh: The political commentary can be brilliant, and Darrell Hammond does the best impressions (he's Sean Connery btw...his Bill Clinton was hysterical). As far as archives, I don't know, but there are "Best of" dvds available.

is that who plays sean connery!!! :eek: i wanted to know that for soo long!!! thank you!!

i recently aquired the Will Farrell best of SNL dvd ... but it only has one celebrity jeopardy sketch :sad: oh well one is better than none ;)

i've got others in audio only mp3 on disc somewhere ... the audio alone is enough to put me into fits of laughter!!! :bouncy: ;)

Berd
7th February 2005, 05:12 AM
Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds is pretty funny, too. The Sean Connery is the best, though. :D

One of the greatest sketches from SNL was when Chris Farley did his "El Nino." It's best if you can see it because Farley is dressed like a pro wrestler, but . . . . ;)

Anchor.....Will Ferrell
El Nino.....Chris Farley
Ric Flair.....Jim Breuer

Anchor: Welcome to "WeatherScope". The biggest news this season, undoubtedly, the huge mass of warm Pacific water known as El Nino. Though it has caused torrential downpours in the Pacific region, El Nino has also dominated many tropical storms, preventing them from becoming hurricanes. In a dramatic development, the Weather Channel has captured the following satellite images of the mysterious phenomenon known as.. El Nino.

[ cut to El Nino standing in front of huge winds delivering his pitch in the style of a professional wrestler ]

El Nino: I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino! Yo soy El Nino! For those of you who don't "habla Espanol", El Nino is Spanish for.. The Nino! To any of you hurricanes who are listening, step on up! Because nobody can take El Nino! I challenge any of you punk-ass tropical storms to a no-holds barred cage match! Any time! Any coast! I swear to God all Mighty it is time to pay the piper, 'cause El Nino's coming for ya! And it ain't gonna be pretty!

[ cut back to Anchor in the studio ]

Anchor: Obviously, El Nino issuing a challenge to all comers. Let's hear now from expert meteorologist and intercontinental Wrestling Federation champion, Ric Flair. El Nino, has some pretty strong words there, Rick, it looks like he's after you belt.

[ cut to Ric Flair rebutting El Nino's challenge ]

Ric Flair: El Nino, I've got one thing to say to you, brother! You may dominate weather fronts all along the Eastern seaboard brother, but you wouldn't last two seconds against me and Junkyard Dog, Nino! I don't speak Spanish, but I'm coming to your burrito to kick your butt-o, pal! Yeah, that's right!

[ El Nino suddenly crashes into the scene, as he and Ric Flair attempt to tear one another apart with various wrestling moves ]

Anchor: Ric Flair has applied the sleeper hold to El Nino! It's unbelievable! Ric Flair has subdued the powerful weather phenomenon known as El Nino! I think you can look for a return to colder weather and more storms in the Great Lakes region.

Announcer: November 3rd, watch WWF action when Hacksaw Jim Doogan takes on the Santa Ana Wind at the Indiana State Fairgrounds!

Faren
7th February 2005, 11:02 AM
H, this may be a good site. I would've looked at the files, but I'm at work and can't download anything here.
http://mrt300.ods.org/snl/view.php?jeopardy

-H-
7th February 2005, 03:56 PM
wow!!!!

How kewl is that !!!!!! can't wait until i get home so i can download the SNL Goodness ;)