The Duck Pond

[Aurelia]

Because GR'ass started the Badger thread, I thought it'd be a good idea to start a Duck thread.

This thread is for ducks: if you're a badger, you will be booted to the ends of the earth. :angel:

[Milo]

*paddles around*



Ah.... skinny dipping. :yes:

[Lady Faizah]

Milo! :crazy:

[Milo]

:angel:?

[Beisla]

*paddles around*



Ah.... skinny dipping. :yes:Great, not an hour in and already someone's fouled the water. :roll:

[Bamy]

*Dives in*

[C_ris]

*dives in and gooses Bamy* :evil:

[Milo]

*dives in and gooses Bamy* :evil:

AIGH!


That was ME!

:scared:

[Dragongirl]

*dives in* Ah! So lovely and cool! Much better than this stifling heat of Oz!

*dunks Milo*

[C_ris]

AIGH!


That was ME!

:scared:

:eek:

[Milo]

:eek:

Let us never speak of this again.















*runs off to tell everyone*

[Rabble]

*pokes nose in*

Milo, what was that message you sent me about needing to show me some important video footage you'd put up on YouTube?

[Milo]

*pokes nose in*

Milo, what was that message you sent me about needing to show me some important video footage you'd put up on YouTube?

:angel:

[pern_queen_rider]

*pokes nose in*

Milo, what was that message you sent me about needing to show me some important video footage you'd put up on YouTube?

:angel:

*ties milo and Babbles together and kicks them out*

Milo, that's for tricking babbles.

[Milo]

You can't kick me out!

[pern_queen_rider]

You can't kick me out!

But you tricked a Rabble, and hey, face it- she hasn't kicked 3/4 of the Ducks outta her place yet, has she?

[Dragongirl]

:giggle:

[Rabble]

But you tricked a Rabble, and hey, face it- she hasn't kicked 3/4 of the Ducks outta her place yet, has she?

So why'd you tie me to MILO?

Um... is he wearing any clothes? :eek2:

Milo... tell me that's a banana in your pocket... :aaah:

[fejar]

I've no feathers attached but can I come and swim pls?

[cosmic dancer]

I've no feathers attached but can I come and swim pls?

You aren't a badger, so I see no reason why you shouldn't swim here if you wish too.

[C_ris]

I've no feathers attached but can I come and swim pls?

Yup - you can be baptised as well if you like! :angel:

[Milo]

So why'd you tie me to MILO?

Um... is he wearing any clothes? :eek2:

Milo... tell me that's a banana in your pocket... :aaah:

Want a bite?

[Jax]

Want a bite?:shriek:

[pern_queen_rider]

So why'd you tie me to MILO?

Um... is he wearing any clothes? :eek2:

Milo... tell me that's a banana in your pocket... :aaah:
*gutter*
Want a bite?
*triple gutter*
:shriek:
:shriek: 's aloingside.

[Dragongirl]

That you Ar? ;)

[Paulita]

So why'd you tie me to MILO?

Um... is he wearing any clothes? :eek2:

Milo... tell me that's a banana in your pocket... :aaah:

Rabble but you are married to him and have given him one child already and are going to give birth to another.................... Sorry that's Sim Rabble and Sim Milo.:giggle:

[Paulita]

Does a flypast of the pond in a diamond nine formation. Then dismissing her airducks lands and finds the bar.

[Milo]

Does a flypast of the pond in a diamond nine formation. Then dismissing her airducks lands and finds the bar.

*SaaaaaaLUTE!*

[Dragongirl]

Rabble but you are married to him and have given him one child already and are going to give birth to another.................... Sorry that's Sim Rabble and Sim Milo.:giggle:

Rabble wasn't drunk when she did that was she? :eek:

[Lady Faizah]

Rabble wasn't drunk when she did that was she? :eek:

Sims can't get drunk. :roll:

It's a 'family' game.

'Woohoo' is a 'family' activity now? :erm:

[Rabble]

Sims can't get drunk. :roll:

It's a 'family' game.

'Woohoo' is a 'family' activity now? :erm:

Of course it is! How do you think little sims are made? :shake:

[Lady Faizah]

Of course it is! How do you think little sims are made? :shake:

Well, point, the game has a rating of 'teen' and I knew the theory behind it all before then. :roll:

I also knew about alcohol, though. So I don't see why Sims can't get drunk. :razz:

[Purpura]

Quack Quack.

[Dragongirl]

I drowned my kid sim and set the dad sim on fire by accident last time... *whistles innocently*

[Dragongirl]

I want Sims Pets! :tantrum:

[Lady Faizah]

I want Sims Pets! :tantrum:

I was eagerly looking forward to it...

Got it as soon as it came out...

Now I haven't played it in so long that I don't remember where I left the CD. :erm:

I'd send you my copy, but I lost it. :roll:

[Keita]

Argh! :irked: Will the disappearance of the Clan:fiend: thread, the list of all Ducks went with it!

Could you all kindly give your titles again and I'll remake it? :puppyeyes

[Keita]

Dux - Popus Duckus I
Attraio - Chief Cardinal, CotP twic, Official Keeper of the Duck Lore
Crispy - Cardinal
B'dgyr - Vicar of the Western Highlands and Ambassador to the CotP from the Badger Empire
Cilla - Spiritual Sister
Bamy - CotP Assassin, Friar of the Poles
Bane -
Bronzie - Mystical Monsignor of the Masses/High Priest of the Snow-Caps
Beisla -
Jaxie - Sieveheaded Prophetess
Milo - Official Smurf Hunter
Paulita - Marshal of the Royal Duck Force
Lady Faizah - Bishop of the Southern Hemisphere
Purpura -
PQR - Lama of the little people
Cosmic - Master at Arms
Aurelia - Deaconess of the Dark
Fejar - The Wizard of Wight
Lady Cin - The Most Righteous Spiritual Warrior of the Deep South

[Jax]

Meep!

[Paulita]

Rabble wasn't drunk when she did that was she? :eek:
Nope she was sober but she may have been a little distraught as she had just caught her lover (woolly (I am not resposable for Sim Woolly's actions but suffice to say Woolly loves everyone literally!!!!)) kissing Crispy (who is woolly's hubby). So I guess it could have been on the rebound as was the birth of her first child, come to think about it the second time her and Milo made a baby was when they caught Woolly and Cripsy at it!!!.:laugh:

[Priscilla]

*paddles across the pond* There. I think that's enough exercise for me! :laugh:

[Dragongirl]

So...um...how do I get to play Sims with all you guys?

[Paulita]

you have to get born as a sim.

[Dragongirl]

Huh?

[Paulita]

In the sims two you can have babies, so far GR'ass and Bamy have been born as Sims. Woolly and Rabble Sim are original memebers of the Willeteers Sim family as is Bully and Milo. You maybe luckily however as Woolly and Rabble are both preggers currently.

[Dux]

*pokes nose in*

Milo, what was that message you sent me about needing to show me some important video footage you'd put up on YouTube?

You know...if you take out the word "on" this has a whole other meaning :erm:

*gutter*

[Dux]

I've no feathers attached but can I come and swim pls?

All are welcome.

btw, why do you have no feathers? Would you like some?

*hides glue and feathers behind her back*

[Dux]

Of course it is! How do you think little sims are made? :shake:

:rofl2:

[Dux]

Argh! :irked: Will the disappearance of the Clan:fiend: thread, the list of all Ducks went with it!

Could you all kindly give your titles again and I'll remake it? :puppyeyes

Bronzie: Mystical Monsignor of the Masses/High Priest of the Snow-Caps
B'dgyr: Vicar of the Western Highlands and Ambassador to the CotP from the Badger Empire

[Jax]

You know...if you take out the word "on" this has a whole other meaning :erm:

*gutter*:shriek:

[fejar]

All are welcome.

btw, why do you have no feathers? Would you like some?

*hides glue and feathers behind her back*

Got any nice sparkly ones? I have to be able to take them off for work though, the boss is very strict about things like that!

[Nurianna]

heyla Momma Dux~ Nice place~ my lilly pad will look greaat riiiighttt overrr there~

;)

[Dux]

Got any nice sparkly ones? I have to be able to take them off for work though, the boss is very strict about things like that!

Hath thee been baptised into the Most Holy High CotP? If not, would you like to be? You gets a nifty title, along with a bath.


Sparkly feathers are easily arranged, :yes:

[Milo]

*sets up baptismal font*

Since this is in the duck pond, we should do it with style and pizazz. ;)

[fejar]

I've not joined any "group" what would it mean if I did?

[Rabble]

I've not joined any "group" what would it mean if I did?

Well, if you join the ducks you'll sell your soul and be a terrible person.

Also, kittens will be very, very, very sad. :cat:

[fejar]

Why?

[C_ris]

I've not joined any "group" what would it mean if I did?

If you join the Church of the Pond, the you will be proving your goodness and securing a place in Heaven.

If you join the badgers then you be selling your soul to teh ebil.

[fejar]

Ok so the choice is sad kitties or happy afterlife?

[Keita]

Ok so the choice is sad kitties or happy afterlife?
Not exactly no. Kitties have nothing to do with it. *glares at Rabble* Cats are too independant to care one way or the other.

No, the choice is between: 1) On the one hand, you have the ducks (who, btw, are not all actually ducks - we have eagles and dolphins and wolves and a lot of other creatures within our group. We even have a badger!), a group dedicated to having fun, and taking playful swipes at the badgers. We have a nice, clean pond for swimming, a huge basillica, and you get to have a nice, shiny title. And the company of some wonderful people.
2) On the other hand, you have the badgers. They're pretty exclusively badgers. No other creatures allowed. You get to live in a hole in the ground, and you get to gnaw on ankles. alcohol will be forever denied you since Rabble regularly drinks the entire badger supply, and then has to steal from us to get more. And you get to torment squirrels.

:D

[C_ris]

Hey, Att, you forgot dragons! :puppyeyes

[Keita]

Why, so I did!

Fejar, we have dragons too! :D

[Rabble]

:roll: The Sett is much more than 'a hole in the ground'! There's a pool, games room, a movie theatre, library and each badger designs their own luxary bedroom! :razz:

Oh, and Milo swims in the duck pond. :yuk:

[Milo]

:roll: The Sett is much more than 'a hole in the ground'! There's a pool, games room, a movie theatre, library and each badger designs their own luxary bedroom! :razz:

Though it smells like arse. :crazy:

[Dux]

Not exactly no. Kitties have nothing to do with it. *glares at Rabble* Cats are too independant to care one way or the other.

No, the choice is between: 1) On the one hand, you have the ducks (who, btw, are not all actually ducks - we have eagles and dolphins and wolves and a lot of other creatures within our group. We even have a badger!), a group dedicated to having fun, and taking playful swipes at the badgers. We have a nice, clean pond for swimming, a huge basillica, and you get to have a nice, shiny title. And the company of some wonderful people.
2) On the other hand, you have the badgers. They're pretty exclusively badgers. No other creatures allowed. You get to live in a hole in the ground, and you get to gnaw on ankles. alcohol will be forever denied you since Rabble regularly drinks the entire badger supply, and then has to steal from us to get more. And you get to torment squirrels.

:D

You left out that Badgers smell bad too.

[Dux]

:roll: The Sett is much more than 'a hole in the ground'! There's a pool, games room, a movie theatre, library and each badger designs their own luxary bedroom! :razz:

Oh, and Milo swims in the duck pond. :yuk:

:tapfoot:

You forgot to give me credit for gifting you the inden pool! Okay, technically, I only stuck the hose down the hole. I think it was Bully or Crispy who actually turned it on. :angel:

Which I did out of the goodness of me Holy Heart!

See, Ducks are the nice ones.

We've also, very nicely, painted the den bee-u-tee-ous colors. Flourescent lime green goes wonderfully with the black and white coat of a badger :yes: .

[Rabble]

:tapfoot:

You forgot to give me credit for gifting you the inden pool! Okay, technically, I only stuck the hose down the hole. I think it was Bully or Crispy who actually turned it on. :angel:

Which I did out of the goodness of me Holy Heart!

See, Ducks are the nice ones.

We've also, very nicely, painted the den bee-u-tee-ous colors. Flourescent lime green goes wonderfully with the black and white coat of a badger :yes: .
You FLOODED the Sett! Then, when i'd finally got it fixed, you painted it in colours that produced the urge to vomit in anyone that saw it! :irked:

[C_ris]

And how did that change it from before? (Except that they vomited from the colour rather than the smell?)

[cosmic dancer]

You FLOODED the Sett! Then, when i'd finally got it fixed, you painted it in colours that produced the urge to vomit in anyone that saw it! :irked:

Are you trying to say that you didn't appreciate Dux's efforts on your behalf? :yeah: She was only trying to help you :yes:

[Rabble]

Are you trying to say that you didn't appreciate Dux's efforts on your behalf? :yeah: She was only trying to help you :yes:

The Sett was painted URPLE! :irked:

[Keita]

The Sett was painted URPLE! :irked:
But the mother of your turnip LOVES urple. We were just trying to make him feel at home in your...um...domicile. :(

[cosmic dancer]

The Sett was painted URPLE! :irked:

We thought badgers liked urple :shrug:

But the mother of your turnip LOVES urple. We were just trying to make him feel at home in your...um...domicile. :(

Exactly :yes: We were trying to help out, but do you thank us :shake:

[Rabble]

I liked the kauri and walnut pannelling... and did you HAVE to paint the books in the library too? :sad:

[C_ris]

Only the spines! :angel:

[Keita]

I liked the kauri and walnut pannelling... and did you HAVE to paint the books in the library too? :sad:
Of course! It's the latest rage! Colour-coded books! :D

[Paulita]

The red ones are the one's with the good information but we've read them. I'm sure we also provided your sett with a beer cellar or at least woolly did.

[Dux]

You FLOODED the Sett! Then, when i'd finally got it fixed, you painted it in colours that produced the urge to vomit in anyone that saw it! :irked:

:cry: I feels soooo unappreciated :darkside:

[Dux]

Are you trying to say that you didn't appreciate Dux's efforts on your behalf? :yeah: She was only trying to help you :yes:

*promotes Cos to Bishop Master at Arms*

[Dux]

I liked the kauri and walnut pannelling... and did you HAVE to paint the books in the library too? :sad:


We just thought you'd like to have a matched sett :redfruit:

[cosmic dancer]

*promotes Cos to Bishop Master at Arms*

Thank you Dux :bow: Rabble just didn't seem to understand :shake:

*goes to update siggy*

[Rabble]

We just thought you'd like to have a matched sett :redfruit:

*groans*

*throws the :redfruit: at Dux*

[Paulita]

Is the beer hidden from Rabble? Seeing as Crispy nicked hers in the Sett. Good job I was on hand to offer some Duck Beer (http://www.redduckbeer.com.au/red-duck-beer.html)

[Dux]

*groans*

*throws the :redfruit: at Dux*

I'd retaliate, but I really deserved that and probably more. :laugh:

[Paulita]

I'd retaliate, but I really deserved that and probably more. :laugh:

Quackers just ignore it and drink the Beer! Anything those badgers can do Ducks do better!

[Lady Faizah]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200701/s1830942.htm

Diehard duck survives big freeze

A duck and its tale of survival are making headlines in the US state of Florida this morning.

A hunter shot the duck and put it in his refrigerator thinking it was dead.

Wildlife rescue worker Noni Beck says the fridge door was opened two days later and the duck was found to be still alive.

"Actually she [the hunter's wife] said her mum had opened the refrigerator and the duck just lifted her head and I'm sure she kind of freaked," Ms Beck said.

Vets say the duck's low metabolism rate helped it survive its time in the refrigerator.

It is now being cared for at an animal sanctuary where vets have rated it a 75 per cent chance of survival.

[fejar]

My friend told me about this, lucky duck!

[Paulita]

You can shot us and we don't die, you can freeze us and we don't die. Fear ye the ducks of fate.

[cosmic dancer]

The ducks are invincible :yes:

[Milo]

You can shot us and we don't die, you can freeze us and we don't die. Fear ye the ducks of fate.

Vivan Patos!

:mwahaha:

[Rabble]

The ducks are invincible :yes:

Let's test this...

*gets a guillotine*

[Dux]

What is that? Some sort of fishy powdered drink? :confused:

Guillotine :razz:

[Rabble]

What is that? Some sort of fishy powdered drink? :confused:

Guillotine :razz:

Dunno wot yer talking about. :whistle:

I spill anglish jist fin.

[B`dgyr]

HEY! I IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am only an AMBASSADOR!
Get it RIGHT, lil bro!!!!!

[Aurelia]

Vivan Patos!

:mwahaha:

:woohoo: Vivan los patos!

[Keita]

HEY! I IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am only an AMBASSADOR!
Get it RIGHT, lil bro!!!!!
So? I'm not a duck either. I'm a Wolfie, and sometimes I'm a unicorn. But you DO have an official position and title in the CotP. :D

[B`dgyr]

Just as YOU have an official title and position in the Sett! That does NOT make you a badger. NO ONE has even THOUGHT of referring to you as such!
you are our official favorite oonicorn.
AND I LIKE URPLE!
Especially the lovely lilac my suite got painted....lil bro, was that you again? Or Dux being nice?

[fejar]

Hello anyone out there?

[Keita]

Just as YOU have an official title and position in the Sett! That does NOT make you a badger. NO ONE has even THOUGHT of referring to you as such!
you are our official favorite oonicorn.
AND I LIKE URPLE!
Especially the lovely lilac my suite got painted....lil bro, was that you again? Or Dux being nice?
But dear, I didn't call you a Duck. I said we had a BADGER in the CotP. :angel: That's true isn't it? You're a Badger and you're in the CotP. Like I have a position in the Empire, even if I'm CotP twic and a Wolf/Unicorn besides. :D

As for the urple sett...we tried to match the correct shade of urple to the badger involved. Call it consideration from the Pond, rather than any single individual. :D

[Keita]

Hello anyone out there?
Yes! :D

[fejar]

hi :wave:

[Keita]

Hey! :D Whazzup?

[fejar]

Nice sunny day here, and warm, (unlike where my computer is)

[Keita]

Yai! :hugs: Its nice and warm here too. Well...it started out that way. Now its pouring down. :D VERY wet and sticky.

[fejar]

It's either cold here or I'm coming down with something 'couse I'm freezing today

[Aurelia]

It's either cold here or I'm coming down with something 'couse I'm freezing today

:hugs:

[Milo]

Hello anyone out there?

Just the lunatic fringe. :)

[fejar]

Thanks Aurelia, your avie reminds me of a photo my sister sent me.


*goes to find it*

[fejar]

Just the lunatic fringe. :)

Ohhhhhhhhhh see every one, Milo has fringes on his loincloth!

[Milo]

Ohhhhhhhhhh see every one, Milo has fringes on his loincloth!

Innit pretty? :angel:

[fejar]

A bay called "Crab Cove" near my sister's place. Oh how I wish I was there at the moment!

[fejar]

Innit pretty? :angel:

luverly dharling, but I do feel that lime green fringing is an odd choice on baby pink!

[Paulita]

HEY! I IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am only an AMBASSADOR!
Get it RIGHT, lil bro!!!!!
But didn't you get a nice Duck feathered cape in your capacity as Ambassador, that makes you a duck.

[Paulita]

Just as YOU have an official title and position in the Sett! That does NOT make you a badger. NO ONE has even THOUGHT of referring to you as such!
you are our official favorite oonicorn.
AND I LIKE URPLE!
Especially the lovely lilac my suite got painted....lil bro, was that you again? Or Dux being nice?

Best you let Rabble know about the Urple she's the one objecting.

[Dux]

Atty - Baptize Fejar!!!!!!

[Lady Faizah]

Dux -- all that avatar needs is music. :evil:

[Keita]

Atty - Baptize Fejar!!!!!!
:blink: She asked to be baptised?

Okay. :D

*takes out the baptismal regalia*

Sister Fejar! By the power vested in me by our Holy Popus Duckus I, I baptise thee to the eternal service of the CotP!

*sprinkles Holy Pond Water lightly over Fejar. A soft white glow surrounds her*

Behold the acceptance of our Sister Fejar into our ranks! Welcome Sister Fejar!

*nudges Dux and whispers from corner of mouth* You still need to give her a title!

[fejar]

I did :confused:


(I guess I must have)


Thank you so much :blush2: I'm no good at speaches though so


"Thanks a Lot"

[Keita]

You're most welcome! :D

[Dux]

*nudges Dux and whispers from corner of mouth* You still need to give her a title!

You shall henceforth be known within the Most Holy High Church of the Pond as "The Wizard of Wight"

[fejar]

Thank you, lovely to see that you have female Wizards round here!

Just a thought though.

does that mean I have to adopt a siggy again now?

[Paulita]

Nah we knows you is a duck.

[Dux]

Thank you, lovely to see that you have female Wizards round here!

Just a thought though.

does that mean I have to adopt a siggy again now?

Nope - Siggy is optional.

[Milo]

Thank you, lovely to see that you have female Wizards round here!

Just a thought though.

does that mean I have to adopt a siggy again now?

If you do, you have to go through the proper adoption agency. ;)

[fejar]

Ok I'm glad I won't need to fill in anymore paperwork, then.

[Rabble]

http://artpad.art.com/?jdjv0bk8m8w

[C_ris]

http://artpad.art.com/?jdjv0bk8m8w

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?jdk0q71i3z8k

[fejar]

Good "painting" both of you, I hope you didn't make a mess practicing!

[Rabble]

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?jdk0q71i3z8k

http://artpad.art.com/?jdk2zn1fbvzw

[Rabble]

Good "painting" both of you, I hope you didn't make a mess practicing!
What practicing? :confused:

[C_ris]

http://artpad.art.com/?jdk2zn1fbvzw

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?jdk3mh1m7nfw

[fejar]

Well all that paint and big splatty brushes?

[C_ris]

Rabbles made all the mess! :angel:

[fejar]

I wondered

[woollymouse]

Rabbles made all the mess! :angel:
but you just had to join in!

[Dux]

http://artpad.art.com/?jdjv0bk8m8w

I'll come up with an apporpiate come-back as soon as I can stop :rofl2:

[Purpura]

I'll come up with an apporpiate come-back as soon as I can stop :rofl2:

Hehe I did...

http://artpad.art.com/?jdmemtf9rfo

[Dux]

:rofl2:

[Lady Cin]

hummm.. got a question for you ducks..

Now that you have a pond that isn't in the WLT.. can I be a duck and not a WLTeer?

Pretty pwease? :puppyeyes :tears: :cookie: :choc: :pint:

[Rabble]

Hehe I did...

http://artpad.art.com/?jdmemtf9rfo

:rofl2:

[Dux]

hummm.. got a question for you ducks..

Now that you have a pond that isn't in the WLT.. can I be a duck and not a WLTeer?

Pretty pwease? :puppyeyes :tears: :cookie: :choc: :pint:

Absolutely!!! BTW participation in the willet was never a requirement!!!


*pours bucket of sparkly clean pond water over Lady Cin's head*

I hereby baptise thee in the name of the Most Holy High Church of the Pond

Your title will be forthcoming!

[Lady Cin]

Oh goodie!!! *quack* I'm a duck!!! :duck:

:hopping: :hopping: :hopping:

[woollymouse]

Eeek another duck!

[cosmic dancer]

Nothing wrong with :duck:s Woolly :no:

[woollymouse]

All I can say is they is as bad as badgers!

[woollymouse]

All I can say is they is as bad as badgers!

[Dux]

you said that already. :redfruit:

[Dux]

I doth declare Lady Cin to forevermore and henceforth be known as The Most Righteous Spiritual Warrior of the Deep South. Go forth and conquer in the name of the Most Holy High CotP!!!


You can collect your SPT's from 'Lita.

[Lady Cin]

I like it.. I like it.. Thank You. :duck: *quack*

What's an SPT???

[C_ris]

Sharp Pointy Thing ;)

[Lady Cin]

ahhhh.. thanks Crispy *hugs*

I got bunches of those already :evil:

[woollymouse]

I doth declare Lady Cin to forevermore and henceforth be known as The Most Righteous Spiritual Warrior of the Deep South. Go forth and conquer in the name of the Most Holy High CotP!!!


You can collect your SPT's from 'Lita.

You've let 'Lita have control of the SPT's:shake:

[fejar]

Now remind me SPT's are?

[Priscilla]

Sharp Pointy Things!

Always good to see new members of the church, especially those whose resolve is strong and whose determination never wavers! :applause: (especially with regards to SPT's :giggle: )

[fejar]

See there's me thinking they were Smurf Poking Things?

[Rabble]

See there's me thinking they were Smurf Poking Things?

No, that's Milo. :angel:

[cosmic dancer]

I doth declare Lady Cin to forevermore and henceforth be known as The Most Righteous Spiritual Warrior of the Deep South. Go forth and conquer in the name of the Most Holy High CotP!!!


You can collect your SPT's from 'Lita.

From 'Lita, but I though I was in charge of the SPT and she was incharge of the duck airforce? :confused:

You've let 'Lita have control of the SPT's:shake:

I don't think she has them ... should I go check? :suspic:

[fejar]

No, that's Milo. :angel:

:rofl:

[Paulita]

From 'Lita, but I though I was in charge of the SPT and she was incharge of the duck airforce? :confused:



I don't think she has them ... should I go check? :suspic:

I has no SPTs, Cos you had them last. I have the massed wings of the Duck force. I could give her a fly past but no SPT.

[cosmic dancer]

I has no SPTs, Cos you had them last. I have the massed wings of the Duck force. I could give her a fly past but no SPT.

I just checked the various strong rooms where I store the SPT and all are present and correct :)

[fejar]

What about the whips and chains?

[Priscilla]

If you'd like to be in charge of those, I'm sure you could ask? :runaway:

[C_ris]

I just checked the various strong rooms where I store the SPT and all are present and correct :)

:whistle:

[Dux]

From 'Lita, but I though I was in charge of the SPT and she was incharge of the duck airforce? :confused:



I don't think she has them ... should I go check? :suspic:

:oops: my mistake - the SPT's are in Cosmic's control.


<---apparently has been drinking too much of the sacrimental wine. *hic*

[Milo]

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?jdqvmw1b9jh8

:noface:

[cosmic dancer]

What about the whips and chains?

No comment :disguise:

:whistle:

You don't know where all the stashes are Crispy :shake: and the SPT you took the other day does not belong to CotP, not sure whose stash it came from, but it wasn't one of ours :no:

:oops: my mistake - the SPT's are in Cosmic's control.


<---apparently has been drinking too much of the sacrimental wine. *hic*

:giggle: that's ok, we know you have to test it regularly ;)

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?jdqvmw1b9jh8

:noface:

:laugh:

[C_ris]

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?jdqvmw1b9jh8

:noface:
ONOZ!

[pern_queen_rider]

http://artpad.art.com/?jds1e89ekys

:noface:

[C_ris]

http://artpad.art.com/?jds2imtgvwc :evil:

[Lady Faizah]

http://artpad.art.com/?jds2imtgvwc :evil:

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?jdskq4340y4

[Rabble]

You don't know where all the stashes are Crispy :shake: and the SPT you took the other day does not belong to CotP, not sure whose stash it came from, but it wasn't one of ours :no:
*Checks her stashes* :irked: :lock:

:tapfoot: That's it! No more games of 'paint the badger'!

[C_ris]

*paints the badger*

[woollymouse]

Roasts a Crispy.

[fejar]

Pours on gravy :D

[Rabble]

*scoofs a marshmallow*

[fejar]

*Pops jacket potatoes in the embers*

[Lady Cin]

Can't roast poultry without stuffing. :biggrin:

*Stuffs Crispy*

[fejar]

Walnut and Stilton?

[Lady Cin]

Never heard of it. I'm Southern, stuffing down here is cornbread stuffing with herbs & butter.. or in a pinch, Stovetop stuffing mix.

[fejar]

This stuff comes in lots of different flavours, instant packet stuff but not too bad ;)

[Lady Cin]

Sounds similar to the Stovetop stuff.. comes in Herb, Garlic, Cajun, Onion, etc. flavors. It tastes fine as a side dish, but doesn't taste quite right when cooked inside the bird.

[fejar]

I usually do it as a side dish, my children don't like it

[Rabble]

This stuff comes in lots of different flavours, instant packet stuff but not too bad ;)

...'instant packet stuff' stuffing? :erm: :shake:

[fejar]

Yep as opposed to "make it from scratch" stuffing

[Lady Cin]

'Make it from scratch' is always better.. but the package stuff works fine, when you're in a hurry.

[fejar]

My reasoning too :)

[Milo]

http://artpad.art.com/?je1cqcvsxwg

[Rabble]

'Make it from scratch' is always better.. but the package stuff works fine, when you're in a hurry.

Doesn't take long to rip up bread and throw herbs at it...

[Lady Cin]

Easy to see that you've never had Southern cornbread stuffing. :biggrin:

[fejar]

Recipe pls?

[Rabble]

http://artpad.art.com/?je1cqcvsxwg

FIRE! :eepfaint:

[cosmic dancer]

*Sprays cold water at the badger to put the fire*

Just trying to help :yes:

[Lady Cin]

Recipe pls?

Cornbread Stuffing

1 tablespoon cooking oil
1 medium onion, peeled and finely chopped
2 garlic cloves, peeled and minced
4 to 5 cups crumbled cornbread
1 teaspoon rubbed dried sage
1-1/2 teaspoons crumbled dried thyme
1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley
salt and pepper to taste
3 tablespoons milk
*you can adjust the amount of herbs and onion to taste*

Heat the oil in a large heavy skillet over medium heat.
Add the onion and cook, stirring, until just about tender, about 3 minutes.
Add the garlic and cook for 1 to 2 minutes, until the garlic is fragrant.
Transfer to a bowl.
Add the remaining ingredients except the milk, and stir together.
Taste and adjust seasoning.
Moisten with milk as needed.

Fill turkey and place remaining stuffing in an oiled or buttered baking dish. Cover the dish with foil and heat through in a 325 degrees F oven for 30 minutes.

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What kind of cornbread you use, is a matter of taste.. but I don't recommend sweetened.

Cook the bird by weight.. you may need to add a few extra mins to the cooking time for the stuffing.. depends on the moisture content.. don't let the bird get dried out.

I've used this same recipe for ages.. handed down from my great-grandmother. Works well with chicken, turkey, duck or goose.. use as a side dish for pheasant or other small birds.

[Paulita]

Burn Badger Burn! Accidently changes the water Cos is using for pure Alcohol.

[cosmic dancer]

Burn Badger Burn! Accidently changes the water Cos is using for pure Alcohol.

:eek: I almost feel sorry for her!

[Paulita]

Why, she's a badger!

[Dux]

Burn Badger Burn! Accidently changes the water Cos is using for pure Alcohol.

*watches Rabbleses open her mouth wide and swallow the alcohol being sprayed at her*

You should have known that wouldn't work. :shake:

*switches alcohol back to water from the scummy end of the pond*

:erm: sorry about the slimy green things, but well, slimy green things happen. :yes:

[cosmic dancer]

Why, she's a badger!

I said almost ;)

*watches Rabbleses open her mouth wide and swallow the alcohol being sprayed at her*

You should have known that wouldn't work. :shake:

*switches alcohol back to water from the scummy end of the pond*

:erm: sorry about the slimy green things, but well, slimy green things happen. :yes:

:giggle: Well we know for sure that they don't hurt us :yes: no idea what they'll do to a badger :shrug: It's a fun experiment though :yes:

[Dux]

I said almost ;)



:giggle: Well we know for sure that they don't hurt us :yes: no idea what they'll do to a badger :shrug: It's a fun experiment though :yes:

:shhh: The Ducks tend to stick to the sparkly clean side of the pond. I think Milo hunts smurfs at the other end of the pond :erm: . Actually, I've never actually asked Mile what it is he does at the other end - and I really don't think I want to know for sure either. :ugg:

[Milo]

:shhh: The Ducks tend to stick to the sparkly clean side of the pond. I think Milo hunts smurfs at the other end of the pond :erm: . Actually, I've never actually asked Mile what it is he does at the other end - and I really don't think I want to know for sure either. :ugg:

Uh.

Hunt smurfs. :yes:

[Dux]

:erm:

okay.

sure.

I believe you.


really, I do.

[Rabble]

*watches Rabbleses open her mouth wide and swallow the alcohol being sprayed at her*

You should have known that wouldn't work. :shake:

*switches alcohol back to water from the scummy end of the pond*

:erm: sorry about the slimy green things, but well, slimy green things happen. :yes:

:whee: :erm: :eek: :faint:

[Paulita]

Now that's one worried Badger.

[cosmic dancer]

Should really have posted this on Monday, but better late than never :roll: as a birthday pressie, a friend bought me one of those grow-your-own-rubber-ducky! :laugh: I cracked up laughing! Couldn't tell her why, we were in the staff room at work, meeting about to start and lots of people looking! Not sure she'd have understood anyway :shrug: It's now at full size happily swimming in a glass in our kitchen! :giggle:

[Paulita]

Maybe we should send Rabble one!

[cosmic dancer]

She might like that :yes:

[fejar]

That sounds cute, where do they sell them, do you know?

[cosmic dancer]

Not sure, it was a pressie ;)

[fejar]

nice

[Rabble]

:erm: I get the feeling that someone, somewhere, is plotting against me... :suspic:

[cosmic dancer]

I have no idea why you would think that Rabble :no:

[Paulita]

No duck would ever plot against you Rabble :whistle:

[cosmic dancer]

Nope :angel:

[fejar]

Not and get caught doing it!

[C_ris]

Ducks don't plot. We scheme.

[fejar]

Sucessfully!

[Paulita]

Ducks don't plot. We scheme.

See Crispy can be correct occasionally.

[Milo]

And we machinate.

[fejar]

And we machinate.

:rofl: I read that as masticate!

[Rabble]

And we machinate.

You do that, i'll machete. :whistle:

[C_ris]

Machetes are fun! :biggrin:

[fejar]

Depends what you're planing to do with one!

[Paulita]

I'll just stick to planning for now.

[Ghyle]

Remember, Crispy, it's I think, not drink therefore I am. :shake:

[Milo]

Machetes are fun! :biggrin:

Damn straight. Do you have one?

I do, at home. It's fun to chop stuff up. :yes:

[C_ris]

No machete :(

Three samurai swords though :D

[Milo]

Bah. Those are wimpy.

Machetes are the real deal chopper-doodles.

[C_ris]

Yup I know :yes:

Axes are fun too :D

[Milo]

:no:

Well.

:yes:

But not nearly as fun as Machetes.

[C_ris]

Unfortunately I don't really have any use for machetes, fun as they are!

Axes are most used on camps for cutting wood for the fire. :)

Fire goood. :yes:

[Paulita]

I think I'll leave this conversation before they start talking about chopped Badger. :erm:

[cosmic dancer]

I'm not sure if they were thinking that way of not 'Lita :erm:

[cosmic dancer]

I meant to post this a couple of days ago. I thought 'Lita would be interested to know that one of the pieces of music the Wind Orchestra I play in is currently rehearsing is The Royal Airforce March Past :)

[Paulita]

Runs for the hills!

[cosmic dancer]

Our playing isn't that bad!!! :tears:

[woollymouse]

It's not the playing that 'Lita is worried about it's the marching. However, I don't know why she is running scared, as we currently have an excuse for not marching on parades. :whistle:

[cosmic dancer]

It's not the playing that 'Lita is worried about it's the marching. However, I don't know why she is running scared, as we currently have an excuse for not marching on parades. :whistle:



You do? :suspic:

[Rabble]

Runs for the hills!

Ain't they coming from the hills?

[C_ris]

No, they're coming from the valleys.

[Dux]

:erm: I get the feeling that someone, somewhere, is plotting against me... :suspic:

Don't know what you're talking about :angel:


really :whistle:


*eyes Rabbleses shoes*


:darkside:

[Dux]

And we machinate.

:rofl: I read that as masticate!

And I read it as machetate (machete-ate) :erm: *starts wondering if her nemisises is rubbing off on her*

[Dux]

You do that, i'll machete. :whistle:

Oh...good...lord!

[Dux]

I think I'll leave this conversation before they start talking about chopped Badger. :erm:

well, now that you've brought it up...

[Dux]

It's not the playing that 'Lita is worried about it's the marching. However, I don't know why she is running scared, as we currently have an excuse for not marching on parades. :whistle:





Ooooooooh? :yeah:

can I guess?

[cosmic dancer]

And I read it as machetate (machete-ate) :erm: *starts wondering if her nemisises is rubbing off on her*

Oh...good...lord!

:rofl2: You are becoming like your nemisis!!!

[Milo]

I don't think machete is a verb.

[Paulita]

Ooooooooh? :yeah:

can I guess?

Why?

If you wait long enough maybe you will find out :evil:

[fejar]

But we's nosy, so do tell?

[Dux]

I don't think machete is a verb.

*directs Milo to her siggy*

[Dux]

Why?

If you wait long enough maybe you will find out :evil:

read thread in Lounge - my guess was the correct one! :hugs: Congrats!

[C_ris]

*directs Milo to her siggy*

:shhh: you changed the quote