Just Bob
9th February 2005, 03:14 PM
... or The Art of Abstract Speech-Writing.
I will never join any political organisation, and this is why, BUT…
Four-score and twenty gnat-years ago, our founding forefathers invented pie. They slaughtered two ant platoons (21! 21!!!).
I need scissors to solvate the theory of World Peace. You, only you, the honoured public, can help me in this task. Bring me your scissors, scalpels, and William Shatner to me in 48 gnat-hours, or I fear the world may never recover from the threat that is the common people.
We will fight them on the beaches, oh yes, we will! Be in no doubt about that. You may rest peacefully tonight. I see myself as a modern-day Clinton; a beacon for hope, prostitution, and bigger umbrellas in general. Child abuse!! Umbrellas that scan the earth, but more importantly, me!
Swedes are not greater than carrots. Remember this! This is important, imbold!
Consider the mantis, for he is green, and stretchy.
Our party has already put a bistro on every continent. We must give our prayers to the recently passed away bistropoli’s for this feat…
The grinch is a false idol, worship him not. Figs and cruisers conclude this.
Enter the drawing contest? Ha! My detractors should be in no doubt that I will ENTER THE DRAGON.
Join me as I stand on the table, gestate and declare:
WOO-YAY-HOOPLA, APPLAUSE!!!!
I will never join any political organisation, and this is why, BUT…
Four-score and twenty gnat-years ago, our founding forefathers invented pie. They slaughtered two ant platoons (21! 21!!!).
I need scissors to solvate the theory of World Peace. You, only you, the honoured public, can help me in this task. Bring me your scissors, scalpels, and William Shatner to me in 48 gnat-hours, or I fear the world may never recover from the threat that is the common people.
We will fight them on the beaches, oh yes, we will! Be in no doubt about that. You may rest peacefully tonight. I see myself as a modern-day Clinton; a beacon for hope, prostitution, and bigger umbrellas in general. Child abuse!! Umbrellas that scan the earth, but more importantly, me!
Swedes are not greater than carrots. Remember this! This is important, imbold!
Consider the mantis, for he is green, and stretchy.
Our party has already put a bistro on every continent. We must give our prayers to the recently passed away bistropoli’s for this feat…
The grinch is a false idol, worship him not. Figs and cruisers conclude this.
Enter the drawing contest? Ha! My detractors should be in no doubt that I will ENTER THE DRAGON.
Join me as I stand on the table, gestate and declare:
WOO-YAY-HOOPLA, APPLAUSE!!!!