Monty Python - Discuss....

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So? Do you apreciate the humour of the Pythons, Monty?

If you do,. whats your favorite Python scene/sketch/movie/python ???

Go on you know you wanna tell ;)

*walks back to Mynistry of silly walks* :bouncy: :fiend:

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"This Parrot wouldn't squawk .. if you put 10 thousand volts through it!

Its pushing up the daisies

its an EX Parrot

This Parrot eee's dead!"

:evil:

[Ez]

I love the Pythons!!!

I think my favourite is the chocolate box...with the Crunchy Frog and the Lark Vomit, and the one that shoots sharp springs through your cheeks.

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"he's not the messiah ... he's a very naughty boy!"

[Jax]

I think my fave has to be Holy Grail, but I don't like the ending :roll: and I'm not good with the quotes, but I love the knight who won't stop fighting when his arms and legs get chopped off one by one :laugh: and also the knights who say Ni!! erm, I don't think I ever got to see any of the episodes of it, just the movies though...

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"lets not go to camelot ... its a very silly place" :D

[Milo]

Er.. Sadly I've only seen "holy grail" and it was a while ago, but I loved it. "TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!!!"...."COME BACK HERE AND I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF!!!" :laugh: :laugh: :rofl:

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Oooh almost forgot to ask about the music ... what do you think about the songs spawned by Monty Python???

The Galaxy song is a classic :D :D

[Master Harper Andrea]

Hmm they just opened a new show on Broadway called "Spamelot" after some ideas and humor of MP.

Some things to consider: The ministry of silly walks, the "Larch" episode, and "Been shopping? No, been shopping." But I think the man who couldn't eat another bite, gets offered a mint ("it's wafer thin") and then explodes might be in my top 5!

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Hmm they just opened a new show on Broadway called "Spamelot" after some ideas and humor of MP.

I Know!!!! its so unfair that its not over here :( :cry: i wanna see it :faint:

But I think the man who couldn't eat another bite, gets offered a mint ("it's wafer thin") and then explodes might be in my top 5!

I do believe it is ...*

"And Now for something Completely Different"

its the bit where they all dive for cover as he eats the after dinner mint ! Classic stuff :bouncy: :D :bouncy: :D

*(Ian says it was Meaning of life and Not Now for something completely different!)

[ChrisG]

Hard to choose, but I'm gonna go with the cheese shop (http://www.minderella.com/words/cheeseshop.htm).

It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?
Finest in the district!
Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
Well, it's so clean, sir!
It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese...

The parrot sketch is good, but it's just so overdone now.

[TamTam]

*(Ian says it was Meaning of life and Not Now for something completely different!)

Ian is right.

I've only seen Meaning of Life and Holy Grail. I loved the knights' song and dance number at the beginning of Holy Grail, and the scene in Meaning of Life where the fellow is trying to get the wife to donate her organs was terrific!

Now I have to go out and rent Life of Brian.

[NeouofPern]

I've also sadly only seen Holy Grail, but I loved it! As someone said, the dance number was fan bloody tastic. I have to see more!

[Jax]

LOL who can forget the song :note: "Always look on the bright side of life" is there /anyone/ who /hasn't/ heard this song????
Not to mention :note: "Every sperm is sacred" LOL

[C_ris]

"We are the knights that go 'Nicht'" :evil: :D

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LOL who can forget the song :note: "Always look on the bright side of life" is there /anyone/ who /hasn't/ heard this song????

I do believe its an essential part of young peoples education that they hear this song in its entirety at some point ;)

Not to mention :note: "Every sperm is sacred" LOL

:D :devil: :D

JAX!

I wanted to mention that song !!!! But i didn't know if i could get away with it :devil:

[C_ris]

I do believe its an essential part of young peoples education that they hear this song in its entirety at some point ;)



:D :devil: :D

JAX!

I wanted to mention that song !!!! But i didn't know if i could get away with it :devil:
what about 'The Lumberjack Song'?! hehehe

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what about 'The Lumberjack Song'?! hehehe

:note: "...He puts on women's Clothiiing and hangs around in BARS!.." :note:

[C_ris]

:note: "...He puts on women's Clothiiing and hangs around in BARS!.." :note:
:note: ...suspenders and a bra! ... :note:

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:note: ...suspenders and a bra! ... :note:

:note: "...I Wish i was a Gurlie, just like my dear mamma!" :note:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NeouofPern]

Oh, I've heard "The Lumberjack Song"

He's a lumberjack and he's okay... something something something...

[TamTam]

:note: He sleeps all night and he works all day. :note:

[Berd]

We watched the 'Holy Grail' movie in English last year. :eek: We had a few days to screw around before Christmas vacation, and that was my English teacher's favorite movie. :ok: We had also just finished the King Arthur stories in our British literature book.

In my biology lab last semester we watched ten minutes or so of it. We were talking about the scientific method, so we watched the part with the witch and the duck.

I really like the monks when they chant and slam their heads. :evil:

[Jax]

*bong* bring out yer dead! *bong* bring out yer dead!

[C_ris]

argh! its a killer rabbit! :eek:

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Quick !!!

Someone get the Holy Hand Grenade :rofl:

[Milo]

Quick !!!

Someone get the Holy Hand Grenade :rofl:
thou shalt count to three.... (I have that part of the script on my pooter somehwere :laugh:)

[C_ris]

thou shalt count to three.... (I have that part of the script on my pooter somehwere :laugh:)
...and no more than three :D

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Behold the article in question .... use it wisely :runaway:

[BD1]

I tried spam for the first time a few months back, I found it is okay. :) :D

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I tried spam for the first time a few months back, I found it is okay. :) :D

OKAY!!!!

How dare you! Spam is a culinary delight that should have you taste buds tingling, your soul a singing ... there are starving killer bunnies out there in the world... deprived of the nourishing and tastey offering that spam can bestow .......

Blasphemer !!!!!!!!!

[NeouofPern]

I almost named my rabbit Monty. I still call him the kill rabbit, since he chews on people.

[Jax]

Man:You sit here, dear.
Wife:All right.
Man:Morning!
Waitress:Morning!
Man:Well, what've you got?
Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings:Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife:I don't want ANY spam!
Man:Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife:Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress:Urgghh!
Wife:What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:Shut up!
Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:I don't like spam!
Man:Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man:Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

LOL! Found it here http://www.detritus.org/spam/skit.html - sorry about it being so long, but that's the whole scene - though it's a whole lot better on screen than trying to read it - could you imagine them trying to think of it as funny before they did it?? :laugh:

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Man:You sit here, dear.
Wife:All right.
Man:Morning!
Waitress:Morning!
Man:Well, what've you got?
Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings:Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife:I don't want ANY spam!
Man:Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife:Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress:Urgghh!
Wife:What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:Shut up!
Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:I don't like spam!
Man:Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man:Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

LOL! Found it here http://www.detritus.org/spam/skit.html - sorry about it being so long, but that's the whole scene - though it's a whole lot better on screen than trying to read it - could you imagine them trying to think of it as funny before they did it?? :laugh:


lol ... thanx jax ... for both the link and the script :D

in a fair and fiendly :fiend: exchange of Monty Python material i hereby bequeath you with this link ... enjoy ;)

Monty Python Assorted irrelevant Stuff (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/)

please enjoy carefully ... too much exposure may bring on nostalgic giggle fits, harmful to your health ;)

[Jax]

Cool site H :D much better than the page I found :roll: LOL

Woo Hoo one of my fave lyrics ;)

Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Heheheh and I cracked up looking at the Knights who say Ni! script!

[Mayhem]

I have a CD of Monty Python songs *grins*
I love that CD so much!

[C_ris]

Thats a great site H!

This pic really struck a chord with me though (I'm a climber, and ive always wante to climb around a room! Its really strange, because when i'm walking around then i keep finding nice hand holds in the strangest places!!!)

[maygirl]

I heard Always Look on the Bright side of Life before I went to the pictures to watch the film when it came out and spent the whole film waiting for it.

You have to love
The suicide rescue squad...........That'll show 'em.

NO-ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Is this the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?

The list is endless.

[Bardmaiden]

We certainly didn't expect the Spainish Inquisition at Dragon*Con :evil:

:note: We are knights of the round table, we sing whenever we're able :note:

[BD1]

We certainly didn't expect the Spainish Inquisition at Dragon*Con :evil:


What??????!!!!! There's a Spanish Inquisition at D*C???????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :faint: :faint: :faint:

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What??????!!!!! There's a Spanish Inquisition at D*C???????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :faint: :faint: :faint:

BD1 obviously didn't expect the inquisition either ;)

[BD1]

When is The Spanish Inquisition???????????????????????

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When is The Spanish Inquisition???????????????????????

AH! When isn't the Spanish Inquisition ;)

[BD1]

That answer is typical Todd McCaffrey! :roll: I remember one time at a prior D*C, I asked him what color was Nuella's dragon. He came back and asked what color was it NOT!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: Btw, I've never seen the Spanish Inquisition at any D*C!!!!!!!!!!! :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :p :p

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That answer is typical Todd McCaffrey! :roll: I remember one time at a prior D*C, I asked him what color was Nuella's dragon. He came back and asked what color was it NOT!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: Btw, I've never seen the Spanish Inquisition at any D*C!!!!!!!!!!! :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :p :p

:p :p :p

well !!!

it so happens i've seen pictures showing these here inquisitors attending D*C ;) ... i wonder if Ian would be soo kind as to find a link showing them do their thing ;)

*hint hint*

[Bardmaiden]

You can find pics of the spanish Inquisition here (http://www.darkwhispi.net/gallery/Costumes/res_1689440641) :D

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You can find pics of the spanish Inquisition here (http://www.darkwhispi.net/gallery/Costumes/res_1689440641) :D

There you Go!!!

Although you will never expect them still .... even when you know where they're going to show up ;)

[Bobbsy]

You can find pics of the spanish Inquisition here (http://www.darkwhispi.net/gallery/Costumes/res_1689440641) :D


Maybe....

...but....

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

:D

Bobbsy

PS. I can't let this thread go without mentioning Doug and Dinsdale, the Piranha Brothers. There I was, sitting at home one day, threatening the children, when who should pull up in his tank but Dinsdale......

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would anyone like a good argument?

i offer fair rates for both 5 minute and the full half hour treatments ;)

:ok:

[BD1]

How about The Ministry of Silly Walks?????????????

[Hans]

That answer is typical Todd McCaffrey! :roll: I remember one time at a prior D*C, I asked him what color was Nuella's dragon. He came back and asked what color was it NOT!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: Btw, I've never seen the Spanish Inquisition at any D*C!!!!!!!!!!! :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :p :pThat's fairly standard for someone who doesn't know the answer(s) but of whom is said he does... :evil:

[magicfan241]

How about The Ministry of Silly Walks?????????????

That happens to be official title at the IBDoF (see sig for what the IBDoF is).

I personaly love "How to defend yourself from fresh fruit!" Just attack them with a live tiger. Or a gun. Or a 16 ton weight that appears from the ceiling. :)

magicfan241

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That happens to be official title at the IBDoF (see sig for what the IBDoF is).

I personaly love "How to defend yourself from fresh fruit!" Just attack them with a live tiger. Or a gun. Or a 16 ton weight that appears from the ceiling. :)

magicfan241

i love that sketch :D ... i especialy love the bit where the cadets argue with the instructor ..

"i don't want to attack you! you'll kill me!"

"no i won't"

"ok then ..."

*Gunshot*

:rofl: soooo funny

[TamTam]

Aha! The sievehead in me finally, finally remembered my favourite Monty Python song.

I Like Chinese!

Mmmm... Chinese would be good now... I think I'll call the Wok Box...

Nah. Later.

[Lady Faizah]

i love that sketch :D ... i especialy love the bit where the cadets argue with the instructor ..

"i don't want to attack you! you'll kill me!"

"no i won't"

"ok then ..."

*Gunshot*

:rofl: soooo funny"What about pointed sticks?"