The New Badger Sett.

[woollymouse]

With the demise of the old Badger Sett as a result of the recent air raid by the Royal Duck Force to eliminate the trapped smurfs. I am now building a New Sett for the badgers. This is to be a Duck free zone (unless the Badger leaders say so). I will be patrolling within the premises and will personally remove any Ducks without permission.

All tastes have been catered for and extra rooms will be added as required.

[B`dgyr]

*starts carrying out the dirt*

[woollymouse]

B'dgyr thats already done everything is ready for use, I do have a little magic skill

[B`dgyr]

Just wanted to help, Wooly.

[Smurf]

I'm no duck!

:)

[B`dgyr]

GET. OUT. OF. HERE. NOW.

[woollymouse]

I'm no duck!

:)

Drop Kicks Smurf out of the sett go to the inn and hassle Crispy.

[Rabble]

*staggers in*

I go away for one weekend, and they... :shake:

*gets to work choosing the paint for her new room*

[B`dgyr]

Had no choice, Rabbles. BTW, Paulita and Wooly need medals.

[Rabble]

Had no choice, Rabbles. BTW, Paulita and Wooly need medals.
*gets in to formal Imperial robes*

*sleepily hands out three medals*

[woollymouse]

Sowwy Rabble it had to be done at least this sett is Duckproof!

Your old place was used to remove a smurf problem in a humaneish manner you would have approved the explosions were fantastic.

[B`dgyr]

Even fumigation wouldn't have worked to get rid of those nasty smurfs!

[Sharon]

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You have 1 month to keep this thread active or it will vanish!

[Rabble]

:eek:

[C_ris]

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Did you have to tell the badgers? :(

[Rabble]

Did you have to tell the badgers? :(

:tapfoot:

[C_ris]

:bateyes:

[Rabble]

:bateyes:

:hitfish2:

[Paulita]

Did you have to tell the badgers? :(
Is the duck pond still alive!!!!!

[Dux]

yes.

[Sharon]

Did you have to tell the badgers? :(

Yes. :yes:

[Dux]

I have this incredible feeling of deja vu :suspic:

[Rabble]

I have this incredible feeling of deja vu :suspic:

:whistle:

[Paulita]

I have this incredible feeling of deja vu :suspic:

So you've met Deja Me then!:giggle:

[Rabble]

:eek: Repeating Litas? What does Woolly think about this? :eepfaint:

[woollymouse]

Er What 'Lita is making clones! Run Away!!!!!!!
Hold on it's a mousling she is carrying not a litaling!!!

So if anything I'm getting repeated.

[cosmic dancer]

*Knocks on the door to the Sett*

Special delivery of beer to The Badger Sett (http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m283/cosmic_uk/Badgersettbeer.jpg). It is Badger approved beer for the Badgers :yes:

[Rabble]

*drags Cossie inside*

[edith]

sorry to intrude but isn't there a company that makes Badger beer o ale or whatever?

[cosmic dancer]

*drags Cossie inside*

*Carries the Badger Beer safely in with her*

You may wish to know what else it says on the box 'Each of these award winning Badger Ales has been specially selected for its taste, quality and individual character' :yes:

*Offers Rabble the Badger Beer as pressie*

[C_ris]

*wants beer* :puppyeyes

[cosmic dancer]

You're not getting any of this beer, it is for badgers only :yes:

[C_ris]

:tears:

[cosmic dancer]

Have some of this (http://beer.thetazzone.com/images/drinkBeer9.jpg):beer: it's not Badger approved, but it also isn't only for them, so I'm sure Rabble won't mind. Just keep your hands off her special beer :yes:

[woollymouse]

sorry to intrude but isn't there a company that makes Badger beer o ale or whatever?

Cos was showing Rabble the Real Badger beer from he Badger brewery, nice beer it is too, or it would be if I could drink some.

[GR'ass]

:D

Starts settin up splosives in all hidden entryways :angel:

[Rabble]

*arranges a pile of comfy cushions and curls up on them with a book*

[Paulita]

Why? Isn't there any plans a foot currently.

[Rabble]

*looks up from book* :erm: Whose feet does this plan involve?

[Paulita]

Pass Woolly might know.

[Rabble]

Alright, it's time us badgers show how much better that those CoPers we are! Who has ideas for a good compitition which wouldn't violate the current Agreement between the groups..?

[C_ris]

*floods the set* :whistle:

[Paulita]

Alright, it's time us badgers show how much better that those CoPers we are! Who has ideas for a good compitition which wouldn't violate the current Agreement between the groups..?

How about another survivor thread. Woolly will not however take part this time as I'm going to be busy for the next few months.

[Ghyle]

*floods the set* :whistle:

*spanks Crispy till he cries like a little girl*

You don't flood the set...

you smother it in smurfberry jam!

[C_ris]

:erm: no.

We flood the set. We always have and always will!

[Paulita]

Turns the flood into beer. Sorry Crispy the Woollyone said no Ducks in here, I'm standing in the doorway.

[Kathryn Draconna]

*starts tinkering with things in my Sett suit*

[Paulita]

Be careful KD I don't know how Woolly has fixed things up in here, I know most of the stuff is duckproof but there is no guarentee they are safe for badger tinkering......:eek:

[Ghyle]

*sneaks a copy of Smurfin USA into the jukebox*

*innocent*

[Paulita]

*Watches the Badgers run round screaming* :rofl2:

[Rabble]

:tapfoot:

[Paulita]

Not guility on that one Rabble.

[Ghyle]

I like this song! *dances... and those around sidle away*

[Rabble]

:shake: *shoots the jukebox and unplugs Ghyle*

[Paulita]

Wouldn't it have made more sense Rabble to plug Ghyle into the mains and watch the light show!!!!

[Rabble]

But i'm in the middle of downloading NCIS, House, InuYasha and Monty Python!

[Paulita]

There is an extension lead to Crispy's electrickery supply use that plug for the smurf.

[Rabble]

There is an extension lead to Crispy's electrickery supply use that plug for the smurf.

Ooooooh! No one told me! *pouts*

[Ghyle]

*floods the sett with tepid gravy* So I was bored... you know how mischevious we smurfs get when bored. *watches a badger float past*

[Rabble]

*Bites Ghyle hard as she floats past* :tapfoot:

[Ghyle]

*dunks Rabble in the gravy* Now you is all brown!

[Ghyle]

*feeling bored, I dilute the gravy with Stolichnaya (1 part gravy: 24 parts stolly), get out of the sett, and watch the badgers get drunk on the fumes and get hangovers*

Whoever said I ain't mean?

[Ghyle]

I think I have drownded all the badgers. If so, then score one for the ducks!

[Paulita]

I doubt you have drown them all some of those badgers have a very good head and stomach for alkihol. Besides you can't kill them as who will us ducks have to fight.

[Rabble]

*Starts a mosh pit on top of Ghyle*

[Ghyle]

* opens mouth; Rabble falls in; chews; spits Rabble, bedraggled and gummed half to death, out*

[Rabble]

*knocks all Ghyles' teeth out*

[woollymouse]

Drys off Rabble and reminds her never to dance on top of a smurf.

[Ghyle]

*grows all my teeth again, with Acme Ezi-Gro Smurf Teeth Regrower (patent pending)*

This will teach you, though Rabble of Rabbles....

*licks Rabble from snout to crown in one lick*

[Paulita]

Sorry Woolly refuses to touch smurf drool this time.

[Paulita]

Bumps this up to save it from death.

[cosmic dancer]

Do the Badgers not want their Sett? :shrug:

[woollymouse]

They are busy as are the ducks from the looks of it.

[Rabble]

Hangover, food poisoning, sinus pain, infected ears, sinus pain... What a wonderful year!

I blame the ducks...

[woollymouse]

Poor badger.

[Ghyle]

Hangover, food poisoning, sinus pain, infected ears, sinus pain... What a wonderful year!

I blame the ducks...

What? Are you forgetting my contribution to your miseries?

*karaokes "Achy Breaky Heart"... badly... very, very badly*

[Rabble]

What? Are you forgetting my contribution to your miseries? I'm very much attempting to.

*karaokes "Achy Breaky Heart"... badly... very, very badly**shoots the karaoke machine to put it out of its misery*

[Purpura]

*Purpura flies overhead, and drops some chicken soup for Rabble in a large bowl with a parachute down toward Rabble and flies away from the sett. Hope you're better soon...Second Fly over drops bottle of Rabble's favorite sort of alcohol in insulated cooler also with parachute attached* Purpura flies off to Pond.

[woollymouse]

It was the season of good will in the badger sett.

[Sharzei!]

*heroic music as the Badgerette returns to the sett*

*looks all proud and confident, like those weird people who just happen to have a rather dashing pose on a movie poster*

*seriously, I'd love a movie poster with two people who look completely confused and not ready to take a picture at all*

*kinda like 'Superbad'*

[Ghyle]

It was the season of good will in the badger sett.

Yes, I was on holidays. Now I'm back.... :whip:

[Rabble]

Yes, I was on holidays. Now I'm back... :whip:

:sigh: *Sets out a bucket with 'Ghyles' Holiday Fundz' written on the side* :shake:

[woollymouse]

*fills bucket to send the smurf back on holiday*

[Ghyle]

*uses the funds to buy my university textbooks for this year*

I has work to do....

[Rabble]

Aint you ever heard of virtual universities? :tapfoot:

[Ghyle]

Oh yes, but mine still uses textbooks.

[Rabble]

*sits in a bathtub filled with burn cream*

No comment. :noface:

[Cherlyn]

*Pug sniffs around a badger mound*

[Rabble]

*gets out of bath and opens the Sett door*

*crawls back in to bath*

I said that the bright stuff outside was evil, no one ever listens to me...

[Cherlyn]

*Pug finds open door and runs a Pugtona around the sett. Finds a smurf to climb over, scratches him, and uses him as a speed bump and continues her Pugtona*

[Ghyle]

I've been speed bumped by a pug!!

I feel so honoured....

[Paulita]

Knocks on door of sett and runs away leaving a susipious parcel.

Note on the parcel says do not let smurfs touch.

[Cherlyn]

Finishes Pugtona and sits to pant awhile . . .

Pants over!

**Goes around until finds a white cap. Grabs the cap and starts dragging the smurf around the room**

[Ghyle]

*leaves, leaving a giant wooden badger, from which come suspicious whispers, giggles and panting noises*

A peace offering to all badgers!

[Ghyle]

Stop dragging me back in here, Pug!

[Rabble]

*leaves, leaving a giant wooden badger, from which come suspicious whispers, giggles and panting noises*

A peace offering to all badgers!

*leaves giant wooden badger outside due to size issues*

Hmm... such a thoughtful gift. And since it's made of wood...

BONFIRE TIME!

*gets the marshmallows*

Who borrowed my flamethrower?

[Ghyle]

I wouldn't do that if I were you. Someone might get upset and call the RSPCA! (It's full of pugs, is why....)

[Cherlyn]

**Pug gets marshmallows and sits on smurf ready for the bonfire**

[Ghyle]

*licks pug till pug gets the hint and gets off*

Save the pugs!

[Cherlyn]

**Pug farts in Ghyle's face before getting up**

[Ghyle]

I've had worse.

[Cherlyn]

I've had worse.

T.M.I. !!! :sleep:

[Ghyle]

*lugs the wooden badger in and releases the pugs--there are so many everyone is knee deep in pugs*

now you can burn it if you want to

[Rabble]

Pugs?

:tapfoot:

Well, why didn't you say so!

*orders in more pug-treats*

[Rabble]

Pugs?

:tapfoot:

Well, why didn't you say so!

*orders in more pug-treats*

[Rabble]

Pugs?

:tapfoot:

Well, why didn't you say so!

*orders in more pug-treats*

[woollymouse]

Three truckloads of pug treats arrive filling the Sett to the brim. OK who did a triple order!!!!

[Ghyle]

Rabble did, Rabble did,
Rabble-abble-abble did
and if she orders more treats still
the sett will turn into a hill!

Of pug treats!

[Paulita]

Listen to the roar of those ducks as they fly overhead.

[Ghyle]

All I heard was...

:megaphone Quack!

[woollymouse]

That is a duck roar.

[Ghyle]

Ah!....

I hear the echoes still, echoing down the valley....

[Levallia]

It would appear that I have missed quite a bit. o.O;;;

Good to know that we're still at war with the accursed ducks though. >3

And as for why I'm using typed emotes, the internet connection at school for the last couple of days is SO slow. I click on the emotes to the side of the screen and they do nothing. D:

[Cherlyn]

*hit the right typed emote and you get the smiley*

*Half the Pugs do a pugtona around the sett the other half is all piled in a corner snoozing*

[Ghyle]

* does trackwork*

Oops! Are the pugs delayed? My bad!

[Levallia]

And when y'all talk about pugs, y'all mean the dog breed, right? ^^;

[Paulita]

Yep they be talking dogs.

[Paulita]

It would appear that I have missed quite a bit. o.O;;;

Good to know that we're still at war with the accursed ducks though. >3

And as for why I'm using typed emotes, the internet connection at school for the last couple of days is SO slow. I click on the emotes to the side of the screen and they do nothing. D:

The 'war' is still on going but there is a zone where peace reigns to celebrate the joint removal of an infestation of smurfs from the old badger sett by the RDF.

[Rabble]

:eek: I see a badger-apprentice! :faint:

[Socrates]

*lugs the wooden badger in and releases the pugs--there are so many everyone is knee deep in pugs*

now you can burn it if you want to

O Bast! This place is really going to the dogs.

[Socrates]

Pugs?

:tapfoot:

Well, why didn't you say so!

*orders in more pug-treats*

Don't encourage them!

[Ghyle]

*pours slippery olive oil all over the floor and tiptoes away*

[Rabble]

Don't encourage them!

But if they eat too much, they won't be able to use those small legs of theirs to run arou- *watches pugs slide past* -why is there oil on the Sett floor? :eek:

[woollymouse]

For the pugs to slide on.

[Ghyle]

and for more than just pugs.... *watches as a pair of frightened badgers slide past*

[woollymouse]

Joins in the sliding. YAY this is fun!

[Ghyle]

Joins in the sliding. YAY this is fun!

*adds an inflatable hockey set as well*

[Levallia]

*spinning in circles*

I see. :laugh:

Hey, Rabbles! :glomp:

[Ghyle]

Want a game of inflatable hockey, Rabble?

[Cherlyn]

*Pugs take turns sliding on the floor - Pug Mom locks up excess treats*

[Ghyle]

*takes instant photos of the pugs, for the Wall o' Pugs*

[Rabble]

What is this inflatable hockey? :erm:

*slides* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*thump*

...where'd that wall come from?

[Ghyle]

That's the Wall o' Pugs, where only pug pictures are found.

[Rabble]

*rubs sore badger nose*

...So why are you on it? *pushes Ghyle off wall*

:angel:

[Kathryn Draconna]

*creeps in and :lurk:*

[Ghyle]

*rubs sore badger nose*

...So why are you on it? *pushes Ghyle off wall*

:angel:

Cause I is putting up more pictures of pugs.

Which reminds me: we need more stuff for the Wall o' Rabble.

[Puggie]

*Slides past a Smurf*

[woollymouse]

*hits a smurf whilst sliding past*

[Ghyle]

Hiya woollymouse! Your tusks are looking particularly tusky today!

[woollymouse]

They are also freshly sharpened. Oh lookie I have a smurf speared on my right tusk. :giggle:

[Cherlyn]

*Starts vacuuming up Pug hair*

[Ghyle]

Watch out! You almost vacuumed up that pug!

[woollymouse]

Don't worry you got the smurf instead.:evil:

[Ghyle]

*chainsaws my way out of the vacuum bag*

I think you need a new bag....

[Paulita]

There was no bag it went straight to the cesspit!

[Rabble]

*Bags Ghyles' spleen*

*just 'cause. ;) *

[Ghyle]

Then what did I cut my way out of?

*looks down... at the waste up to our ankles... then passes out from blood loss on Rabble*

[Rabble]

EEEWWW!

*pushes Ghyle off her, then wanders off to get smurf blood out of clothing*

[Ghyle]

On the inside, even as I am unconscious, I am giving two thumbs up!

[Paulita]

Puts more slurry on the cesspit containing a bleeding smurf.

Hey Rabble duck poo works best to remove smurf blood from clothes.

[Rabble]

The best place to wash this blue crap out of my clothes is the duck pond?

Thanks, Lita! :hd:

[woollymouse]

Duck poo only works without pond water.

[Ghyle]

*decides to bleed some more, with smurf blood soaking into the floor and smelling things up in the sett*

[Dux]

*hands out yellow flowers to all the Badgers. Leaves a bouquet for Rabbleses*

*shoots the smurfs with smurf repellant pistol"

[Dux]

wha'? My calendar says it's be kind to your nemesis day.

[Ghyle]

*gets healed by the magic powers of the wonder-working goat*

Cool!

*mails the goat to the duckpond, and paints as many badgers as I can red with mercurochrome*

[Cherlyn]

~ AROOOOROOOOOOROOOOYOWL ! ~




behind the Smurf . . .

[Ghyle]

~ AROOOOROOOOOOROOOOYOWL ! ~




behind the Smurf . . .

*tosses a swimming pool's worth of aftershave in the direction of the howl*

[Rabble]

*cleans up the messy aftershave*

*gently hoses Cherlyn before offering a Big Fluffy Towel*

[Ghyle]

so I got scared by the howl....

[Rabble]

Awww... poor ickle Ghyle! :hug:


:megaphone HEY EVERYONE! GHYLE IS A BIG FAT GIRLS BLOUSE!

:whistle:

[Ghyle]

I'm a smurf, Rabble, everyone's out to get me. Of course I got scared. It's not easy being blue, let me tell you.... :tantrum:

[Rabble]

:borg:

[woollymouse]

Rabble ignore the Smurf it lies like a cheap japanese watch.

[Ghyle]

No, I lies like a lazy sumo wrestler. I have to stop saying that.... :p

[Rabble]

Rabble ignore the Smurf it lies like a cheap japanese watch.

Pfft, that cheap japanese watch has 'made in China' on the back!

[Paulita]

Exactly Rabble.

[Cherlyn]

*turns a Pug loose to go pee on Smurf's foot*

Thanks for the towel, Rabbles . . . I turn back into me and I get soaked -

*turns back into a Pug to lead Puggies Pack in a Pugtona*
I has the opal studded collar on . . .

[Ghyle]

Hey! I is nice to puggies, and they piddle-para-diddle on me left foot! Life is not fair.

BTW: I found out, in 2007, that there were 1550 pugs registered in Australia!

[Cherlyn]

No, I lies like a lazy sumo wrestler. I have to stop saying that.... :p

Sumo Hero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ELNOqS7VE&feature=PlayList&p=5D85994E8EB20950&index=1)!

:giggle:

[Cherlyn]

:yes: Shall I send all the puggies to bathe in the duck pond?

[Rabble]

What a nice idea! They'll have lots of fun!

:mwahaha:

[woollymouse]

So Rabble was the guilty one. Asks a passing colony of killer ants to visit Rabble's den.

[Rabble]

So Rabble was the guilty one. Asks a passing colony of killer ants to visit Rabble's den.

:eek: I'M NEVER THE GUILTY ONE! *runs screaming from the nasty icky ants*

[Ghyle]

And she runs right over my head. Trust me to bend over at the time....

[Cherlyn]

:megaphoneIt's a Pug-pede ! Run ! RUN! :eek:

[Rabble]

:eek: :runaway:

[Ghyle]

*climbs up the flagpole which bounces, bends over and breaks into itty bitty pieces!* oops!

[Rabble]

*climbs up the flagpole which bounces, bends over and breaks into itty bitty pieces!* oops!

:eek: YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT! :tapfoot:

...and going on a diet... :shake:

[Ghyle]

*pays for it with one hand, picks Rabble's pocket with the other*

[Rabble]

*gets soggy, burnt popcorn (don't ask...) and waits for Ghyle to realise he's holding a very miffed echidna*

[Paulita]

Giggles as the echidna makes mincemeat of the smurf's hand.

[Ghyle]

Ah, but that was a fake hand (read: glove on a stick and stuffed with mincemeat and fried onions) -- the real hand is safe *steals Rabble's safe, opens it and finds it full of enraged Bengal tiger* oops! *throws tiger away, eats safe (it's made out of rice crackers)*

[Paulita]

Why did you open it when you could of just ate it tigers and all!

[Ghyle]

Why did you open it when you could of just ate it tigers and all!

Now that's silly. Tigers are endangered, of course!

[Rabble]

Ah, but that was a fake hand (read: glove on a stick and stuffed with mincemeat and fried onions) -- the real hand is safe *steals Rabble's safe, opens it and finds it full of enraged Bengal tiger* oops! *throws tiger away, eats safe (it's made out of rice crackers)*

:tapfoot: That's just great! :irked:

Now, where's that albatross vendor got to?

[Paulita]

Crispy abucted him.

[Cherlyn]

:whistle: *stuffs the Dodo Bird consessioneer into the closet*

[Ghyle]

I know you were keeping the tiger just for that eventuality, but I didn't want to give it food poisoning. I was only being humane.... :puppyeyes

[Paulita]

Don't you mean Smurfane

[Ghyle]

It was my time of the week to pretend.

[Paulita]

Erm ok :erm:

[Ghyle]

See? We smurfs are not callous or cruel.
Like bits of stick with lengths marked on them, we rule! (pun not intended: we do, indeed measure the lengths of things)

[Cherlyn]

*puts the smurf on *pause* and recreates the scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAOwF9DZ4E4&feature=related) from 'Click' with a Pug in Adam Sandler's role*

[Ghyle]

What did the Hoff do to the pugs?

[Cherlyn]

*Ahem* you were paused and used for the Hoff role . . . but on second thought let's go *reverse* and drop it . . .

*drops it on the smurf's foot*

[Ghyle]

*sigh* :facepalm: The Hoff is a he not an it.... :facepalm: *sigh*

[Cherlyn]

Did I say I was going to drop the Hoff on you ? No, I said drop 'it' meaning the post, and directly on your foot though it could have been your head I was aiming at.

[Ghyle]

well, you dropped the post, but it didn't hurt, so I glued it back in place between this one and the post before your one.

[Cherlyn]

Well the Pugs are bedded down in several Pug piles on beds and a few cushions . . . I did see a few on the sofa . . .

[Ghyle]

let sleeping pugs lie, I say

[Rabble]

let sleeping pugs lie, I say

Liar!

[Ghyle]

Badger, badger quite contrary,
and so very extra-hairy,
why you lie like that, and say I lie, for 'tis not so?

Badger, badger quite contrary,
all your lying is so scary
all the puggies fall and faint within an ordered row!

[woollymouse]

I always knew smurfs were bad at poems now there's the proof!

[Ghyle]

You just say that because you're unable to do any better. I dare you!

[Paulita]

Woollymice can be very poetic at times theyare just too lazy to do poems however.

[Ghyle]

Woollymice can be very poetic at times theyare just too lazy to do poems however.

Excuses, excuses, Alaska has mooses....

[woollymouse]

What you mean there is really such a thing still as an Alaskan Moose!

[Ghyle]

Yes, and if you don't see them, that is because they are hiding for the surprise party.

[Puggie]

*wriggles out from under a pillow*
*scratches*

[Ghyle]

*scritches the puggie* hello there!

[Cherlyn]

There you are! :tapfoot:

[Paulita]

So this is where that door leads to......

[woollymouse]

Eeek a badger free zone :giggle:

[Ghyle]

What... the badger sett is badger-free?

Don't you mean a free badger zone? :giggle:

[woollymouse]

Nope I was right there are no badgers here currently. Ergo it is a badger free zone.

[Ghyle]

The mighty ducks have prevailed! :woohoo:

[Cherlyn]

*sics Prissy on the smurf*

[Ghyle]

*gives Prissy a :glomp: followed by a :tighthug: *

[Cherlyn]

*Prissy grabs the smurf's cap and drags him into the duck pond*

[Ghyle]

*Prissy grabs the smurf's cap and drags him into the duck pond*

*escapes from the duck pond*

Now that was mean, and it hurts, almost as much as the trout that is biting me (and I won't say where)....

[Rabble]

...Is that a trout in your pocket, or are you far too happy to see me? :eek:

[Ghyle]

It's a trout.

Now, where have you been? :smurf:

[Rabble]

It's a trout.

Now, where have you been? :smurf:

Plotting your destruction... :erm: I mean, coughing and sneezing. :whistle:

[Sharon]

Coughs and sneezes can be pretty destructive.

[Ghyle]

Plotting your destruction... :erm: I mean, coughing and sneezing. :whistle:

As I have been plotting your eventual slide into insanity and appearance on Home and Away....

Step 1 of my nefarious plan: :glomp:

[Rabble]

As I have been plotting your eventual slide into insanity and appearance on Home and Away....

Step 1 of my nefarious plan: :glomp:

:eepfaint:

[Ghyle]

:eepfaint:

And whilst you have :eepfaint: ed, I shall pick your pockets, and handcuff you to a week-old pecan pie! Bwahahahahahahahahaheurg!

[Rabble]

Is a pecan pie nummy?

[Cherlyn]

Is a pecan pie nummy?

Pecan pies are good, good, good ! (recipe (http://www.acooksbestfriend.com/page/762918)) - but one a week old might be a bit dry . . . and iffy . . . I prefer them out of the oven . . . about pecans (http://www.ilovepecans.org/)

Hey Ghyle, do you say pea-can or pea-con ? I say the latter mostly . . .

[woollymouse]

It's a pie need we say more.

Welcome home Rabble.

[Puggie]

*invites the badger for a chance to run the Pugtona*

[Ghyle]

I says pea-c'n

[Rabble]

*invites the badger for a chance to run the Pugtona*

*Accepts*

*Warms up*

[Ghyle]

* I :giggle: at Rabble's frizzy red leg warmers*

[Rabble]

Oi, at least I aint wearing those pink and orange leg warmers you've got on!

[Ghyle]

they're not leg warmers, I just haven't waxed for a while.... :help:

[Rabble]

....but...but...but...they're pink and orange!

:yuk:

[Ghyle]

you know how normal human hair tends to go blond in the sun....

[Rabble]

:yuk:

[Ghyle]

you can always help me to wax them, you know... :smurf:

[Rabble]

you can always help me to wax them, you know... :smurf:

http://troubledtshirts.com/images/categories/baa%20means%20no%20logo.jpg

[Ghyle]

http://troubledtshirts.com/images/categories/baa%20means%20no%20logo.jpg

that's a first for Kiwilanders.... :gag:

[Rabble]

Nah it isn't...

You just never got told that cause you're a pervy aussie. :razz:

[Ghyle]

...and New Zealand has a permanent opposite day

[Rabble]

:shake: Ghyle is in de nile.

[Ghyle]

and Rabble is sitting right next to me in de nile too; hello Rabble! :wave:

[Rabble]

*smug* Well, at least i'm wearing croc-repellant! :razz:

[Paulita]

Isn't De Nile in Eygpt? So what's it doing flowing in the badger sett?

[Ghyle]

*smug* Well, at least i'm wearing croc-repellant! :razz:

and how many non-suicidal crocodiles eat smurfs? :smurf: