Only the crumbliest, flakiest spam stuff!

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

PLEASE READ FIRST

Welcome to the Spam thread! This thread has one reason – Spamming. All posts must fall within site guidelines (obviously) and NO POSTS MAY BE MADE AFTER THE FIFTIETH PAGE (2,500 posts).

Whoever posts the 2,500th post (the last on page 50) starts the new spam thread.

Apart from the above, anything goes. You may post as much, and whatever, you like. Many posts are contain ‘Spam!’ and subsidiary terms, such as ‘Spamsanity!’. There is no requirement to read anything posted in the periods between you last visits.

Post counts do not matter. Spam is not intended to be a race against time or for high post counts. Please do not try and one-up each other, and do NOT quote post counts in large amounts.

& Ryuu is not allowed to mention the dietairy habbits of dragons
& Crispy should avoid inventing any more food groups!
& Leave your self-control at the door, you won't be needing it!
& No one's allowed to make more rules about Monkey! Unless she says so. But she won't.
& Plat is never to say Nuh Uh at the end of a Spam thread again >.<
& Zei has to shave her face periodically
& Kath can't keep interrupting C_ris' sprees!
& Kath isn't to SPAM while drunk...
& Kath is to try to stay gutter-free at least every couple of pages.
& the gutter is a reputable place to be!
& Ryuu must kiss a smurf at least once per thread
& Kes now holds the new spree title 131 uninterrupted posts!!!
& you can't Spam this.
& C_ris is the MasterSpammer!
& Bronzie is not allowed more than 25 nicknames
& WeyrWoman Kalina is not allowed to dangle raw fish in front of Ryuu's nose and call it "sushi"
& Bronzie and Kalina can whatever they want
& Dragongirl is allowed to send the F'lar fangirls into a drooling frenzy whenever she pleases
& I can lurk if I want to!
& Salvation Holdout Central
& Politics can't be discussed, unless it's by Milo, Chrispy, or Ryuu
& Dragongirl and Prouleth must agree to an intervention for their obsessions
& DG MUST obey the rules
& Kalina isn't allowed to be so mushy with Bronzie...or worse...in front of the queasy
& Bronzie can edit in more rules if he feels like it! *cackles*
& Milo AND EDITH!!! must remember when their exams are [and revise for them too]!
& Dragongirl isn't allowed to flog her conscience to the lowest bidder!
& Ketchup may be replaced with whatever condiment word you want
& Bamy can nag Kath about Dragondays or MS's Revenge whenver she feels like it
& Dux can ignore any and all guidelines that she wants - just cuz.
& Kath will introduce the next nagger to SueSlayer
& Cheesegraters are NOT to be bonked with
& Badgers must bathe before entering thread...
& Spamming at work is perfectly acceptable...just don't get caught

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Spam Titles to Date

Would you spam just to get to the next post count?
Spam Reborn!
Spamaramadingdong
(7-odd lost titles)
Spam of the Ages
And Thus Begins the Next Age of Spam
Buckets of Flying Spam
Spam for Valentines Day
I want my Spam TV!
All Your Spam Are Belong To Us
S.P.A.M. Silly Puns and Musings
Spamming gives you wiiiiiings!
A Stitch in Spam causes Chaos
Shakespeare Presents: Spamlet!
Spam Around the Clock!
I Pwn Spam!
Green Eggs and Spam
Spam, 2, 3, 4
Will Spam For Food
"ROFL!" Spam.
So Dark the Con of Spam
X - Spam!
The HitchHickers Guide to Spam
Spam: The Elixir of Procrastination
Spamsanity! (or lack thereof)
Make Mine Spam on the Rocks
Kinky Spam!
SPAM IS A PEECEFUL THREAD U SHUTS UP NOW
What is black and white and SPAM all over?
Spam! The 8th Wonder of the World!
Yo Ho Yo Ho A Spammer's Life For Me!
:SPAM: The Newest Food Group
What the SPAM?!
There will always be Spam in the skies of Pern!
Spamaholics Anonymous
Spammers: to dig or to pole-vault?
Lets do the Spam-warp again!
Spamnation Holdout Central
SPAM: Rabble's Dream House - Porn & Velvet Curtains
Dyslexic minions of Spam, UNTIE!
What Will Happen Next? See SPAM For More Details
Green and pink goo and a SPAMming flamingo too!
I came, I saw, I SPAMmed in the gutter!
Is it can be Spam tiem now plees?
You told me for not to spam your spam!
Siiiiimply haaavin a wonderful spam-mas time!
Spamgasm!
Spammage Damage
M.C. Spammer: U Can't Spam This
The Master-Spammers of Pern
Get Thee To Spam!
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Spam
The Spam to End All Spams (except for more spam)
'Til SPAM Do Us Part
Spam: Faster than a Speedin' Willet!
Bat-Spam Forever!
Spam-ageddon
The Ides of Spam are upon us
SPAM: See you in the Next One!
For This Night, WE SPAM!!!
Not tonight, dear... I'm Spamming!
Monkey See, Monkey Spam
Abandon hope, all ye who Spam here
SPAM WARS: Episode I The Spamming Menace
Spam that funky thread!
Lost in SPAMlation.
The first international church of SPAM.
The SPAM that time forgot...
Make Spam, Not War
Welcome To The End Of The Begining Of The Middle Of The Bit Just Before The Spam
Harry Potter and the Deathly Spammers
Super Massive Black Spam
Boombastic really Spamtastic!
Spammers of the Unknown
Over-spamulation, under-attention
Spamcrastination
Only the crumbliest, flakiest spam stuff!

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Credit for the title goes to Kath. :biggrin:

Welcome to the new spam thread!!!

[edith]

yay! :bouncy:

[edith]

You know, the careers service is rubbish here!

[Kath]

:worship:

Thanks for the title, Kalina!

[Kath]

Credit for the title goes to Kath. :biggrin:

Welcome to the new spam thread!!!

No, it goes to Edith! It was all her idea.

:yes:

[Kath]

Next thread has to be:

"Tastes like spam stuff never tasted before..."

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Sooo.... s'up?

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:worship:

Thanks for the title, Kalina!

No problem! :biggrin:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

No, it goes to Edith! It was all her idea.

:yes:

Then credit goes to edith! :ok:

[Kath]

He's right on some things, but wrong about anti-depressants.


Might be about right with Lithium though...

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Next thread has to be:

"Tastes like spam stuff never tasted before..."

:laugh: We'll try to remember that. ;)

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Ya know, I don't think I can drink ice water anymore... :erm:

[Kath]

Why?

[Rabble]

How to... cheer people up. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,,2173077,00.html)He's right on some things, but wrong about anti-depressants.

Gonna kill Beth when she gets home.

We chucked out the old sofa today. Under it was half an old sandwich, a gingernut and... A swarm of flour beetle larvae and a couple of full grown flour beetles.

Cue much screaming from me as Steve ran for the hoover cos I DETEST the larvae


Horrible little bastids*eek*

Hey, Annadel, would you mind doing another post in that class thread if you have time/motivation. My brain needs some sort of kick start to get back in Professor Keisinger mode.Ah, that explains it. :D

Someone entertain me.

DANCE, MONKEYS, DANCE.:shake:No good can come of this! Unless it does.

Ook?:shake:

Yup. Not much of a dancing monkey, am I?:shake:

Bamy has found her fruit. Bamy is less :thunder::woot:

It's supposed to be the other way around. You're supposed to entertain us.
Gets :frpopcorn: and waits expectantly.Oi! Don't hog all the popcorn! :tapfoot:

Nag.
Snark.
Whine.
Soandso sucks at grammar.

Joo all suck!!!11!!ELEVENTY!!


KTHNXBAI

...anyone want to translate that for me?
Translation:
"Emo crap, blaming others for problems, going to go write crap poetry now."
How's that?
I :banghead: am :banghead: now :banghead: trying :banghead: to :banghead: work :banghead: out :banghead: how :banghead: Temeraire :banghead: can :banghead: fly!

Not helped by the fact I

1) Don't have Temeraire (the book) with me
2) Have really got to do my Quantum physics examplesHe has strings.

You did very good :applause: You did get it right though didn't you? :erm:Yes, he did.

*throws crap at Cav*

Hey, you asked for it. Should have asked for ewoks to dance ;)You a emo zoo monkey now?

And thanks everyone for the hugs :hugs:

Yes, my mom is on medication (for about 15 years) and has been taking them, but her schizophrenia is just getting progressively worse, it has been for a long time.

Therapy and meds and even extended hospital stays never really made her better, just kept her calmer. But she has never actually progressed above a certain point.
You need to convince your grandparents that she needs long-term care... :group:

[Kath]

*grin*

I've replied to Rabble before she posted!

SpamWarp!

[Kath]

And with a quick edit... it even points to the right post.

:D

[Paulita]

Waddles through the spam thread at the speed of a dead slug.

[Paulita]

Then goes in search of a warm bath. FOr medical reasons and because it means the bump is floating rather than pressing.

[Rabble]

I has an appals!

[edith]

gah!

my network connection's gone!

[Bamy]

I'm having lemon tartlets and ice cream
:drool:
I vote for a chocolate themed spam title.

:choc:
I see this has occurred
*watches the tumbleweed blow across the landscape*

:whee2:
We have a smilie for that somewhere...


*goes to find*

:tumble:
Yeah, but when it all slots into place, they're pretty good fun.

C_ris is SO going to :gutter: that.
:giggle:
How could I possibly forget the dangly bits?

:laugh:You need to elaborate on the dangy bits.

(yes I KNOW crispy will be guttering that)
*grin*

I've replied to Rabble before she posted!

SpamWarp!:giggle::upside:

Waddles through the spam thread at the speed of a dead slug.:hugs:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:lurk:

[Rabble]

*grin*

I've replied to Rabble before she posted!

SpamWarp!:applause:

And with a quick edit... it even points to the right post.

:D:giggle:

Waddles through the spam thread at the speed of a dead slug. :evil: *Puts a 'Lita on rollerskates* :whistle:

[Bamy]

Then goes in search of a warm bath. FOr medical reasons and because it means the bump is floating rather than pressing.:hugs:

I has an appals!
I has strawbs and Rasberrees

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:yawn:

[Bamy]

I also just checked another thing off my list :D only 3 more to go.

[Kath]

:tumbleweed:

[Kath]

No? What's it called then?

Ah.

:tumble:

[Mayhem]

*eek*

Translation:
"Emo crap, blaming others for problems, going to go write crap poetry now."
How's that?
He has strings.

*eek* indeed! We keep finding escapees from the hoover, and they actually HOLD on to the wood floor and you can't suck em up without a fight...

Give that woman! a cookie!
Waddles through the spam thread at the speed of a dead slug.
*Zen cookie*
Then goes in search of a warm bath. FOr medical reasons and because it means the bump is floating rather than pressing.

Two more days and you get to call the Mouseling Platinum!
:rofl2: :aaah:

[Mayhem]

My boys are home.

It's been months with just the girlies, and now I have the boys back too.

I've missed my babies!

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Ice water is evil, I think... :noface:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

My boys are home.

It's been months with just the girlies, and now I have the boys back too.

I've missed my babies!

Where were the boys?

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

IS IT WEDNESDAY YET!? :tantrum:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

It needs to be busier. :irked:

Darn people forgot we're open today, I think... yes... yes they did. Which means tomorrow will be quite busy. Or so I assume. :erm:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:crazy: I guess I could try and read this training book... :roll:

[Kath]

*posts gather pics*

[Mayhem]

Where were the boys?

They were at my sister's, hiding from the council and social services after I was reported. Managed to save my boys and some of the girls from RSPCA and death at least.
(The woman that took 28 of my rats to foster and rehome, couldn't cope and sent em to the RSPCA, knowing full well they couldn't take on that many and they were euthanised)

I have 16 left from 50.
Bastards

[edith]

They were at my sister's, hiding from the council and social services after I was reported. Managed to save my boys and some of the girls from RSPCA and death at least.
(The woman that took 28 of my rats to foster and rehome, couldn't cope and sent em to the RSPCA, knowing full well they couldn't take on that many and they were euthanised)

I have 16 left from 50.
Bastards

:hugs:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

They were at my sister's, hiding from the council and social services after I was reported. Managed to save my boys and some of the girls from RSPCA and death at least.
(The woman that took 28 of my rats to foster and rehome, couldn't cope and sent em to the RSPCA, knowing full well they couldn't take on that many and they were euthanised)

I have 16 left from 50.
Bastards


You were reported? :blink:


And yes, bastards indeed! :irked:

[edith]

Aaarghhhhh!

Nick is just. so. so. unthinking at times!

I'm tired.
I had a horrible journey yesterday.
I have a horrible problem to solve!
I have more work around the corner.
I just want sleep!

He wants me to go on a car rally all day Sunday, which means leaving at stupid o'clock in the morning and getting back at daft o'clock at night and the leaving at stupid o'clock the next morning to get me back to uni. For a long day.

When he did his dissertation he complained about work amounts but apparently I'm not allowed to!

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Sooo.... damn... BORED!

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:spam:

[Annadel]

Then goes in search of a warm bath. FOr medical reasons and because it means the bump is floating rather than pressing.

I know. I think I lived in the tub those last few weeks with Boo, and not just because of the continual in and out, in and out labor. (Here's hoping the mouseling is more decisive than Boo. She kept changing her mind every couple of hours. :Xfinger: )

[C_ris]

Yeah, but when it all slots into place, they're pretty good fun.




C_ris is SO going to :gutter: that.

*obligatory gutter*

[C_ris]

I'm sure I've forgotten half the things that got guttered at the gather.

[Along with all the OTHER things I forgot. :roll:]

Matt's dangly bits?

[C_ris]

*grin*

I've replied to Rabble before she posted!

SpamWarp!

:yawn: :note: Just a post to the left
And a ketch to the right.
But it's the procras - tinaaation that will drive you outsaaaane...

Let's do the SpamWarp agaiiiin!

[Mayhem]

:hugs:
Thank you :hugs:
You were reported? :blink:


And yes, bastards indeed! :irked:

Yes, Months ago. In one month I was reported to:
The RSPCA (Skinny 'rottweiler *sister's whippet x bedlington lurcher* and 'beaten' dog *Sasha, who tried to hump the officer to death ad licked her silly*)
The council (for my rats).
Enviromental health (By the council, also about my rats. Said I was breeding for profit. HA! Chance'd be a fine thing!)
The social services (Messy house and suspected child abuse)

All are off my back now *Touch wood* and I hope they stay away.

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Thank you :hugs:


Yes, Months ago. In one month I was reported to:
The RSPCA (Skinny 'rottweiler *sister's whippet x bedlington lurcher* and 'beaten' dog *Sasha, who tried to hump the officer to death ad licked her silly*)
The council (for my rats).
Enviromental health (By the council, also about my rats. Said I was breeding for profit. HA! Chance'd be a fine thing!)
The social services (Messy house and suspected child abuse)

All are off my back now *Touch wood* and I hope they stay away.


Geezus H Christ, Plat!! :eepfaint: :group:

I also hope it stays that way!!

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Top! :D

[Bamy]

Aaarghhhhh!

Nick is just. so. so. unthinking at times!

I'm tired.
I had a horrible journey yesterday.
I have a horrible problem to solve!
I have more work around the corner.
I just want sleep!

He wants me to go on a car rally all day Sunday, which means leaving at stupid o'clock in the morning and getting back at daft o'clock at night and the leaving at stupid o'clock the next morning to get me back to uni. For a long day.

When he did his dissertation he complained about work amounts but apparently I'm not allowed to!:hugs:

Thank you :hugs:


Yes, Months ago. In one month I was reported to:
The RSPCA (Skinny 'rottweiler *sister's whippet x bedlington lurcher* and 'beaten' dog *Sasha, who tried to hump the officer to death ad licked her silly*)
The council (for my rats).
Enviromental health (By the council, also about my rats. Said I was breeding for profit. HA! Chance'd be a fine thing!)
The social services (Messy house and suspected child abuse)

All are off my back now *Touch wood* and I hope they stay away.
:hugs:


Bamy = :thunder: I have apparently exceeded my download limit (irked) i can't get back online now until midnight (or I could go to the lab but it is a little late. I shall be back on in the morning :wave:)

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Well, that was a fun little mini-rush. I guess it's back to reading Temeraire until the next member comes through. :angel:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:poke:

[Jax]

Gonna kill Beth when she gets home.

We chucked out the old sofa today. Under it was half an old sandwich, a gingernut and... A swarm of flour beetle larvae and a couple of full grown flour beetles.

Cue much screaming from me as Steve ran for the hoover cos I DETEST the larvae


Horrible little bastids:erm: Eep!

Chocolate misshapes! :bouncy: :choc:Mmmm I was going to buy some of those but didn't in case they had nuts in them :roll:

I am having a very bad day.

It started when I lost my keele card this morning, somewhere between keele and town (I strongly suspect it fell out of my pocket on the bus) Bamy = :irked:

THEN went searching forkeelecard on returning fron town. witch of a woman wouldn't let me get a temporary one Bamy= :thunder: I had to shell out £10 to get a new one

THEN I go get my washing that was in the laundrette. :irked::irked::irked: The bloody card won't bloody work fr another frigging HOUR!!!!!!! Bamy=:irate:

I had to wait and get another person in my block to let me in.

I have now just realised that ~£20 of fruit I bought in town has disappeared. I wanna cry.Oh my goodness!! :faint: Did you find your card in the end, or not? :(

Someone entertain me.

DANCE, MONKEYS, DANCE.:shake:

I've only eaten a few of them... yet!

they're mostly toffee though :(

Mine (or rather Jez's) are mostly caramels and plain milk chocolate.I could handle toffee or caramel ones!!

*iz jealous* I have to wait until november before the archery club annual choklit trip :sad:Any chance you'll go anywhere near a souvenir shop? :whistle:

Oh, I forgot to mention. My exercise on prescription thing starts tomorrow. I get free membership to the sports centre!Cool!!!

We have a brand called banana beer in the select and extort shop.

*steals and scoffs*You have a shop that deals in extortion? :blink:

Hmm... what came up in the head game?

"Am I Spam?" "No, you're Goat Dung!":razz: The look on Matt's face when he found out I was Goat Dung!! :giggle:

We need to finish the thread before I have to go to badminton.I love playing badminton, but I'm so unfit!

I'm sure I've forgotten half the things that got guttered at the gather.

[Along with all the OTHER things I forgot. :roll:]:giggle: Hey at least I'm not the only sievehead!

[Jax]

Then goes in search of a warm bath. FOr medical reasons and because it means the bump is floating rather than pressing.:hugs: I hope it happens soon, for your sake and the mousling's!

[Jax]

I also just checked another thing off my list :D only 3 more to go.*wonders if Bamy got it all done*

[Jax]

Aaarghhhhh!

Nick is just. so. so. unthinking at times!

I'm tired.
I had a horrible journey yesterday.
I have a horrible problem to solve!
I have more work around the corner.
I just want sleep!

He wants me to go on a car rally all day Sunday, which means leaving at stupid o'clock in the morning and getting back at daft o'clock at night and the leaving at stupid o'clock the next morning to get me back to uni. For a long day.

When he did his dissertation he complained about work amounts but apparently I'm not allowed to!Poor Edi! :patpat: Tell him straight, you can't afford the sleep deprivation at this point in time.

[Jax]

Thank you :hugs:


Yes, Months ago. In one month I was reported to:
The RSPCA (Skinny 'rottweiler *sister's whippet x bedlington lurcher* and 'beaten' dog *Sasha, who tried to hump the officer to death ad licked her silly*)
The council (for my rats).
Enviromental health (By the council, also about my rats. Said I was breeding for profit. HA! Chance'd be a fine thing!)
The social services (Messy house and suspected child abuse)

All are off my back now *Touch wood* and I hope they stay away.:faint: :hugs:

[Jax]

Too much ketching! :shake:


Time for bed!!!! :sleep: *zonks*

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Night Jaxie! :wave:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

This spam thread is as slow as my work is today. :erm:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Gotta start closing in a few minutes! :D :wave:

[Kestrel]

*swoops in and lands*

[Ryuu]

doing some :ketchup: from the last thread....

Useless fact:

Cornflakes were originally used as an anti masturbation preventative?

The Kelloggs brothers believed that eaten in quantities it would lower the libido.

You don't half learn some funny things :blink:I don't want to tell you what I thought after reading the first sentence. :blush:

:rofl:I'm pretty sure I thought the same thing you did, Faren....

....now I'm not going to complain about the milk making them so soggy any more.... :gag:

[Ryuu]

*swoops in and lands**swoops in & lands on top*

:evil:

[Dragongirl]

Gonna kill Beth when she gets home.

We chucked out the old sofa today. Under it was half an old sandwich, a gingernut and... A swarm of flour beetle larvae and a couple of full grown flour beetles.

Cue much screaming from me as Steve ran for the hoover cos I DETEST the larvae


Horrible little bastids

Eeewww...though I must admit, it doesn't quite beat the last time we cleaned out my brother's play room lounge. Two squished, moldy banana, god knows how many crumbled Arnott's bikkies, something that might have been a peanut butter sandwich, a dead spider and two dead cockroaches.

*shudders*

Someone entertain me.

DANCE, MONKEYS, DANCE.

:yeah:

Um...hi Cav?

Banana, anyone?

*nicks banana and starts dancing with it*

:evil:

[Dragongirl]

*Fly by spamming on the way to stick her kids in the freezer for going on about her turning 26 in 2 days*

You certainly don't want me and my siblings then. Our mum turned 36 last month and we were teasing her about throwing her in the nursing home and asking whether or not she'd forgotten where the car was yet. :evil:

She broke her coffee cup when we said that. :erm:

Awww that doesn't mean you are a bad MSN buddy :no: Rabble was trying to use you to distract me, typical Rabble :roll:

I'd have thought you might have been good at Sudoku :shrug:


Did you do well?

Ehehehe...should I show you my report card?

English: A
Science: B
Religion: A
History: B
Geography: B
IST: B
Maths: C

Answer the question? ;)

[Dragongirl]

*swoops in & lands on top*

:evil:

*swoops in and lands on Big Draggy's head*


:whistle:

[Ryuu]

Hi, everybody :wave:

:hugs:

[Ryuu]

<< New avatar :giggle: Found it on a photobucket and HAD to use it! :biggrin:

excellent! :ok:

[Ryuu]

I just very nearly prevented an asthma attack at work. :roll:

Thank god I had a feeling that I should bring my puffer with me two minutes before I left. :shake::whoa: Close one!

take care of yourself, kiddo! :hugs:

[Dragongirl]

I'm trying. It's just so hard with...well everything. :roll:

[Ryuu]

Woah, someone's a year behind... :erm:Sorry. I hadn't been paying that close attention :erm:

[Dragongirl]

:patpat:

Still in Canberra Ryuu?

[Ryuu]

Nope... it's more foreign to me than Klingon.ghoj sudoku joq Hegh!:shake:

[Ryuu]

:patpat:

Still in Canberra Ryuu?It's like a dream...so full of stars... :drool:

[Ryuu]

Holy shit, there was nearly a murder attempt in the house... I think my mother is literally insane.

The other house we were living in before sold, and everything is being moved out. The only thing left is my mother's dresser, and when my grandpa wanted to move it out today, she got obstinate. She didn't want him emptying her drawers and seeing what was in there, but she didn't want to do it either. When he insisted that it had to be done today, she just snapped. For some reason, she REALLY doesn't want anyone to see what's in there, yet refuses to do it herself. She attacked him when he said he was going to do it himself. I came running upstairs to find out what the hell all the screaming was about, and she was bloody mindless. She screamed that she was going to kill him if he did it himself, and kept trying to get past me to strangle him. I was afraid I was going to have to hit her or something, but finally she gave up and went back in her room crying. It's not like my grandpa couldn't have fought back if it came to it, but if one time she gets in a rage like that and has a knife...

The hospitals here won't even take her anymore because she's a danger to the staff, apparently she attacked a nurse last time. The only thing they suggested was sending her to some sort of asylum type place.

My god, I'm scared to even have her in the same house now.Sorry to hear things might be flaring up again with her:hugs:

It's a tough choice to make to have to put someone you love into an asylum. However, the real downside to not getting her committed might be someday, something happens, and you'll wish you had acted sooner:erm:

[Kestrel]

*swoops in & lands on top*

:evil:

YIPES! *is smooshed*

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:lurk:

[Ryuu]

Cuz Naomi says he can :redfruit:

What I wanna know is how he flies upside-down!'Tis called "barrel-roll" :whistle:

Know the principle (http://www.allstar.fiu.edu/aero/fltmidfly.htm) behind how a regular plane is able to get lift from the wing:

air moving along the path of the upper side of the wing has to travel further than the air moving on the lower part--this causes air pressure differences...Low pressure above the wing, high pressure below--this gives boyancy to the plane as it moves forward

Now, take your barn-storming pre-WWI plane and flip it! :whee: Now, we've put the "lifting" surface of the airfoil on the bottom--so how is it, the plane's not racing into the dirt? Because the pilot's pitched the elevator controls to direct the plane toward a "dive" toward the clouds (with respect to the body of the airplane, the Earth is "above" the pilot's head), thus making the path for air to actually travel longer on the "bottom" of the wing

The reason this works is that the explaination in the link above doesn't give complete discription of the forces that make it happen--This link does! (http://www.allstar.fiu.edu/aero/airflylvl3.htm)

Now that we've thoroughly fried, broiled, & nuked Bronzie's brain, Temeraire would be just doing the same thing, but with an instinctive ability for flight--

--after all, if you bothered to look at the equations of static forces for a person on the ground, you humans should never be able to walk--the moment you lift one foot to take a step, you should topple over!:evil:

[Ryuu]

:ketchup: here & there iz dun! :D

Now, off to eat somethin :runaway:

:wave:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:wave:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

We have another new member...:suspic:


Nako...

[Rabble]

*Looks at Ryuus' 'location' and cracks up*

:rofl2:

[murphy]

:wave: Hi, everyone.

[murphy]

*Looks at Ryuus' 'location' and cracks up*

:rofl2:


Yup. He got both Dorothy AND Toto. :cry:

[ShadowReine]

19,760 words

Anyone think I can break that key 20,000 word milestone before I sleep?

[Dragongirl]

It's like a dream...so full of stars... :drool:

You should come out here...no street lights to block the stars and moon. :D

You're only five hours away from me you know? :yes:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

I need to be tired... :erm:


Maybe after I watch Heroes I'll be tired enough. ;)

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

You should come out here...no street lights to block the stars and moon. :D

You're only five hours away from me you know? :yes:

*is EXTREMELY jealous* :tantrum:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Oooh... maybe I can see a bunch of stars when I'm in Canada. :D

[Ryuu]

*Looks at Ryuus' 'location' and cracks up*

:rofl2::evil:Yup. He got both Dorothy AND Toto. :cry::razz:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:lurk:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Sylar needs to die. :yes:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Well, I'm gonna log off now. :wave:

[murphy]

Sylar needs to die. :yes:

The quicker, the better.

[Kestrel]

Sylar needs to die. :yes:

The quicker, the better.

Kill Sylar!!!!!!!!

[Dragongirl]

*kills Sylar brutally and painfully*


:baseball:


Oh and I'll just have to make sure I bring you to my favourite spot on the old hill paddock if you ever come out won't I Wokka? Thats the best viewpoint. ;)

If of course, the drought hasn't forced us to move on. :shake:

[Ryuu]

Sylar? :erm:

[Ryuu]

anyhow...confused TOP :D

laters!:wave:

[Kath]

*nicks banana and starts dancing with it*


I think you mean:

:boogie:

[murphy]

Sylar? :erm:

He's the villain in the tv series Heroes. Have you been watching it?

[edith]

Poor Edi! :patpat: Tell him straight, you can't afford the sleep deprivation at this point in time.

I did. He's got the point now.

You certainly don't want me and my siblings then. Our mum turned 36 last month and we were teasing her about throwing her in the nursing home and asking whether or not she'd forgotten where the car was yet. :evil:

She broke her coffee cup when we said that. :erm:



Ehehehe...should I show you my report card?

English: A
Science: B
Religion: A
History: B
Geography: B
IST: B
Maths: C

Answer the question? ;)

Had she forgotten where she'd put the car then?
Nice report card!

I'm trying. It's just so hard with...well everything. :roll:

:hugs:

'Tis called "barrel-roll" :whistle:

Know the principle (http://www.allstar.fiu.edu/aero/fltmidfly.htm) behind how a regular plane is able to get lift from the wing:

air moving along the path of the upper side of the wing has to travel further than the air moving on the lower part--this causes air pressure differences...Low pressure above the wing, high pressure below--this gives boyancy to the plane as it moves forward

Now, take your barn-storming pre-WWI plane and flip it! :whee: Now, we've put the "lifting" surface of the airfoil on the bottom--so how is it, the plane's not racing into the dirt? Because the pilot's pitched the elevator controls to direct the plane toward a "dive" toward the clouds (with respect to the body of the airplane, the Earth is "above" the pilot's head), thus making the path for air to actually travel longer on the "bottom" of the wing

The reason this works is that the explaination in the link above doesn't give complete discription of the forces that make it happen--This link does! (http://www.allstar.fiu.edu/aero/airflylvl3.htm)

Now that we've thoroughly fried, broiled, & nuked Bronzie's brain, Temeraire would be just doing the same thing, but with an instinctive ability for flight--

--after all, if you bothered to look at the equations of static forces for a person on the ground, you humans should never be able to walk--the moment you lift one foot to take a step, you should topple over!:evil:

I've got a module on this sort of thing. So far all we've learnt is that in some ways we've done more of the matrix maths than the mathematicians!

[edith]

morning! :wave:

[Bamy]

Oh my goodness!! :faint: Did you find your card in the end, or not? :(

Any chance you'll go anywhere near a souvenir shop? :whistle:

Cool!!!

You have a shop that deals in extortion? :blink:

:giggle: Hey at least I'm not the only sievehead!
I did, so I am going to lodge a complaint. I DIDN'T have to buy a new card afterall. That byatch of a woman WOULDN'T let me get a temp card,

almost certainly

it is actually called select and save we call i extort cos it is a little expensive in there.

nope. I is one too.
*wonders if Bamy got it all done*
yep :D

[Mayhem]

We have another new member...:suspic:


Nako...

She/He knows grammar and does art...
http://www.annemccaffreyfans.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16800

Up at 8am when there is no need to be cos I could be in bed cos Steve is taking the kids to school today while I wait in for a parcel...
*Growl*

[edith]

She/He knows grammar and does art...
http://www.annemccaffreyfans.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16800

Up at 8am when there is no need to be cos I could be in bed cos Steve is taking the kids to school today while I wait in for a parcel...
*Growl*

:hugs:

[edith]

lecture time!

Will he turn up this time?

[Bamy]

Breakfast tiem!

[Jax]

I did, so I am going to lodge a complaint. I DIDN'T have to buy a new card afterall. That byatch of a woman WOULDN'T let me get a temp card,

almost certainly

it is actually called select and save we call i extort cos it is a little expensive in there.

nope. I is one too.

yep :DGood! I hope something comes of it!

If you happen to see a Birmingham magnet, could you pick it up for me... pweeeease? :puppyeyes

Glad you got everything done! That was a lot of 'to do's!

[Jax]

Up at 8am when there is no need to be cos I could be in bed cos Steve is taking the kids to school today while I wait in for a parcel...
*Growl*:giggle: Lookit you! All pretend grumpy and stuff!! :poke: :laugh:

[Jax]

I was hoping I'd have time to do some washing before work today, but I ended up sleeping in a bit because I stayed up til 1am ketching :roll:

[Mayhem]

:hugs:
Heehee :hugs:
:giggle: Lookit you! All pretend grumpy and stuff!! :poke: :laugh:

:giggle:
You know me so well...

[Jax]

Ok, now I'm bored :yawn: I suppose I could go have a shower... I mean, I do have to go start work at 11 today.

[Jax]

:giggle:
You know me so well...:laugh: It's not there yet then?

[Jax]

I've had to put my wrist brace on again, not sure if it helps at all but my wrist and elbow have been really bad with the RSI lately! :ouch:

[Mayhem]

:laugh: It's not there yet then?

Nope!
Just cos I'm staying in all day, it'll get here at 5.30pm.

IF, however, I was to go out now, it'd come 2 minutes after I left the house!

Makes matters worse... Can't open it till tomorrow when it DOES get here!

[Mayhem]

I was hoping I'd have time to do some washing before work today, but I ended up sleeping in a bit because I stayed up til 1am ketching :roll:
*Huggles and zen washing*
Ok, now I'm bored :yawn: I suppose I could go have a shower... I mean, I do have to go start work at 11 today.
I miss my shower :tantrum:
I've had to put my wrist brace on again, not sure if it helps at all but my wrist and elbow have been really bad with the RSI lately! :ouch:

Fingers crossed for you!

[Kath]

As seen on the internet...:

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

[Jax]

Nope!
Just cos I'm staying in all day, it'll get here at 5.30pm.

IF, however, I was to go out now, it'd come 2 minutes after I left the house!

Makes matters worse... Can't open it till tomorrow when it DOES get here!Murphy, look what you've done to the poor girl! :tapfoot: :giggle:

[Jax]

*Huggles and zen washing*

I miss my shower :tantrum:


Fingers crossed for you!You have no shower?

[Jax]

As seen on the internet...:
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"*snorts* :laugh:

[Jax]

Ok I need to get up and do stuff now :wave: might be back in a bit!

[Mayhem]

As seen on the internet...:

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
LOL! :rofl2:
Murphy, look what you've done to the poor girl! :tapfoot: :giggle:
Bloody laws :tantrum:
You have no shower?
I HAVE one, the council won't fix it. Assholes.
Get a new bathroom and kitchen in Feb... Gonna insist they take it out or fix it.

[Mayhem]

Ok I need to get up and do stuff now :wave: might be back in a bit!

Byes!

Off to wash dishes here...
And find dressing gown so I don't haveta get real clothes on!

[edith]

As seen on the internet...:

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

:rofl2:

[edith]

Guess what!

[Kath]

What?

[edith]

I turned up at 9am and went to the office at 9.10
They phoned the guy up at home who didn't realise he was taking the lecture!
By the look of it, both the lecturers thought the other one was taking it!

[Bamy]

Oh lordie! So you missed another one?

[edith]

Oh lordie! So you missed another one?

I haven't missed any of them! It's the lecturers!

[Bamy]

:hugs:

[edith]

Right! I'm going to buy breakfast and some bread.
And post a parcel!

[Mayhem]

*Zen bacon butties all round*

[edith]

Ooh zen bacon butties!

Want a zen danish pastry?

[Mayhem]

Oooo yes please!

Zen cuppa to go with it?

[edith]

Oooo yes please!

Zen cuppa to go with it?

could do! I have got hot chocolate...

[Mayhem]

Steve just brought me a real cuppa :D

I love zen brekkists... Must do it more often!

Still no parcel...
*Glares at door*
:rofl2:


Gonna post to the weyr at 12. If I make a schedule and stick to it, I'll get a few threads answered!

[edith]

Steve just brought me a real cuppa :D

I love zen brekkists... Must do it more often!

Still no parcel...
*Glares at door*
:rofl2:


Gonna post to the weyr at 12. If I make a schedule and stick to it, I'll get a few threads answered!

We need a zen cafe here! Perhaps I should start one?

Have fun!

[Mayhem]

We need a zen cafe here! Perhaps I should start one?

Have fun!

I think a Spam zen cafe would be cool!

I'ma knit for an hour now, may get onto the last stripe today if I work fast! Be nice to have it done soon so I can start on Grandad's one...

[edith]

I think a Spam zen cafe would be cool!

I'ma knit for an hour now, may get onto the last stripe today if I work fast! Be nice to have it done soon so I can start on Grandad's one...


The Zen Cafe (http://annemccaffreyfans.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16823)

Have fun with the knitting!

[edith]

Yawn*

I've got work to do :(

[Bamy]

Right! I'm going to buy breakfast and some bread.
And post a parcel!
:woohoo:
*Zen bacon butties all round*
Oooh! zen fod!
Yawn*

I've got work to do :(
Me too, but first I must shower. That personal training sesh was muchly good. And only £10 for 10 weeks which is dead cheap. It is normally (for non GP referral peoples £25 for 4 weeks). after the 10 weeks it is £20 for every 4 weeks, which is still good, and I will be able to affort that in January :bouncy:

[edith]

:woohoo:



Me too, but first I must shower. That personal training sesh was muchly good. And only £10 for 10 weeks which is dead cheap. It is normally (for non GP referral peoples £25 for 4 weeks). after the 10 weeks it is £20 for every 4 weeks, which is still good, and I will be able to affort that in January :bouncy:

It is in the post. Just the strikes to dodge!

that's good :bouncy:

[Mayhem]

Weyr posting will be around 2pm.
Mother is here and I have to be social when she comes to see me...

[edith]

Weyr posting will be around 2pm.
Mother is here and I have to be social when she comes to see me...

:hugs: ?
Have fun!

[Bamy]

It is in the post. Just the strikes to dodge!

that's good :bouncy:
:D I am going to get so much mail this week :biggrin:

:D

I feel so much better for doing that (and just having come out of the shower - nothing worse than being all horrid and sticky afterwards.)

[Mayhem]

:hugs: ?
Have fun!
:hugs: gratefully received.
Planning my B'day party... Joys LOL!
:D I am going to get so much mail this week :biggrin:


Mine will all be bills, and a parcel off Chris for my B'day, and a parcel off the cage company, cos I asked if they could find spares, they can't and cos they took so long, they have sent me a free item as a gesture of goodwill.
Bonus!

[Bamy]

Time to wander off to a seminar on digging up pig bodies (it is related to geology (I swear!!))

[edith]

:hugs: gratefully received.
Planning my B'day party... Joys LOL!


Mine will all be bills, and a parcel off Chris for my B'day, and a parcel off the cage company, cos I asked if they could find spares, they can't and cos they took so long, they have sent me a free item as a gesture of goodwill.
Bonus!

ooh! good about the cage!

Time to wander off to a seminar on digging up pig bodies (it is related to geology (I swear!!))

what's a pig in this context then?

[edith]

Ooh! Top!

[edith]

Well, I've done the question to hand in...

[edith]

:laugh:

I've been listening to a radio crime drama. It's hilarious!

[Annadel]

The quicker, the better.

Why didn't Hiro just lop his head off instead of stabbing? A kitana's perfectly capable of it, and there's no chance of coming back.

Alas, it was in the script and a falling head wasn't in the special effects budget.

[Annadel]

As seen on the internet...:

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

:rofl2:

[Kath]

I feel really, really miserable and depressed.

And I'm not crying!

:bouncy:

Amazing! First time in 6 months I've been able to shrug off the brain chemistry!

[edith]

I feel really, really miserable and depressed.

And I'm not crying!

:bouncy:

Amazing! First time in 6 months I've been able to shrug off the brain chemistry!

:hugs:

[Annadel]

We need a zen cafe here! Perhaps I should start one?

Have fun!

Oh, yes please! I could enjoy zen treats without ruining my diet.


I really have to get the dentist to yank this sweet tooth.

[edith]

I've got a lecture in a bit.
Don't think that the lecturer's going to skip this one though!

[Annadel]

I feel really, really miserable and depressed.

And I'm not crying!

:bouncy:

Amazing! First time in 6 months I've been able to shrug off the brain chemistry!

:hugs:

[edith]

Hey! It's sunny again!

[Kath]

Still grey and miserable over here....

[edith]

Still grey and miserable over here....

:hugs:

Well I've got a leture now. I'm just hoping I don't get asked about Q4

[Bamy]

what's a pig in this context then?
It is a pig buried to simulate a clandestine grave - and the guy is studying geophysics, soil water etc of the graves to see what effects there are and what is the best method.
I feel really, really miserable and depressed.

And I'm not crying!

:bouncy:

Amazing! First time in 6 months I've been able to shrug off the brain chemistry!
:hugs:
Still grey and miserable over here....
Just got sunny here, it was misrable earlier though.

[Dragongirl]

I feel really, really miserable and depressed.

And I'm not crying!

:bouncy:

Amazing! First time in 6 months I've been able to shrug off the brain chemistry!

Yay! :woohoo:


:glomp:

[Dragongirl]

Well...not yay that you're still miserable but...you get what I mean don't you? :puppyeyes

[Kath]

Yup.

;)

[Dragongirl]

:d

[edith]

It is a pig buried to simulate a clandestine grave - and the guy is studying geophysics, soil water etc of the graves to see what effects there are and what is the best method.


oooh- that sounds fun!

[murphy]

As seen on the internet...:

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"


:laugh:


Murphy, look what you've done to the poor girl! :tapfoot: :giggle:

I absolutely deny all responsibility for this. I'm innocent. :sad:

I turned up at 9am and went to the office at 9.10
They phoned the guy up at home who didn't realise he was taking the lecture!
By the look of it, both the lecturers thought the other one was taking it!

Talk about your absent minded professors. You seem to have your fill of them.





I feel really, really miserable and depressed.

And I'm not crying!

:bouncy:

Amazing! First time in 6 months I've been able to shrug off the brain chemistry!

:hugs:

Still grey and miserable over here....

It's easier not to be depressed when it's sunny.

[edith]

Talk about your absent minded professors. You seem to have your fill of them.


most are brilliant- I have a feeling that this may have the same roots as the chaos last year! Its the same module co-ordinator!
the other missing lecturer is usually very good- he misread his timetable!

[murphy]

most are brilliant- I have a feeling that this may have the same roots as the chaos last year! Its the same module co-ordinator!
the other missing lecturer is usually very good- he misread his timetable!


You can be brilliant and still be absent minded. Their minds are just on other things than lectures, evidentally.

[edith]

You can be brilliant and still be absent minded. Their minds are just on other things than lectures, evidentally.

brilliant at turning up. I meant.

[Bamy]

*burp*

I feel so piggy, but all I had was soop (best evah cream of shroom) and a small roast dinner (turkey, a sprout, some sweetcorn and a few potato slices.)

[edith]

*burp*

I feel so piggy, but all I had was soop (best evah cream of shroom) and a small roast dinner (turkey, a sprout, some sweetcorn and a few potato slices.)

sounds nice!

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

She/He knows grammar and does art...
http://www.annemccaffreyfans.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16800

Up at 8am when there is no need to be cos I could be in bed cos Steve is taking the kids to school today while I wait in for a parcel...
*Growl*

Alright.... she's safe then. :ok:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

I've had to put my wrist brace on again, not sure if it helps at all but my wrist and elbow have been really bad with the RSI lately! :ouch:

I sympathize with you, Jaxie. I REALLY REALLY do. :hugs:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

As seen on the internet...:

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

:haha2:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*Zen bacon butties all round*

Never had one, but they sound delicious! :drool:

*scoffs*

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Steve just brought me a real cuppa :D

I love zen brekkists... Must do it more often!

Still no parcel...
*Glares at door*
:rofl2:


Gonna post to the weyr at 12. If I make a schedule and stick to it, I'll get a few threads answered!

I'm expecting a package today, too. :tantrum: I want it to get there before I leave for a week! It's my new animal print comforter set. :ok:

[Kathryn Draconna]

Ah, that explains it. :D

Yeah... the Katie's brain likes to slack off

[C_ris]

I feel really, really miserable and depressed.

And I'm not crying!

:bouncy:

Amazing! First time in 6 months I've been able to shrug off the brain chemistry!

:ok:

[celticdragonsong]

:runaway:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

I feel really, really miserable and depressed.

And I'm not crying!

:bouncy:

Amazing! First time in 6 months I've been able to shrug off the brain chemistry!

:group:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*burp*

I feel so piggy, but all I had was soop (best evah cream of shroom) and a small roast dinner (turkey, a sprout, some sweetcorn and a few potato slices.)

Oh my goodness... the other day I had this soup called African Chicken Peanut. *dies* It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damn good!! I must find where I can buy it... or a recipe so I can try making it. :drool:

[cosmic dancer]

:wave: I'm attempting ketching.

I'm very tired, was at school over 11 hours again, no real break at all in that. We had auditions after school, which is fun, but we are also still supervising somewhere between 50 and 100 kids, so you can't fully switch off.

[Bamy]

:hugs:

[murphy]

:runaway:

Quick, catch her. She's escaping again!

:wave: I'm attempting ketching.

I'm very tired, was at school over 11 hours again, no real break at all in that. We had auditions after school, which is fun, but we are also still supervising somewhere between 50 and 100 kids, so you can't fully switch off.


A cup of zen tea, perhaps?

[Kathryn Draconna]

and the :ketchup:ing for the Katie is done.

[Mayhem]

Oh my goodness... the other day I had this soup called African Chicken Peanut. *dies* It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damn good!! I must find where I can buy it... or a recipe so I can try making it. :drool:

http://www.recipezaar.com/120364
Any good?

[cosmic dancer]

Grounded for a week and no more surprise breakfasts left out (what she had hidden cos otherwise we'd have seen her) for a month.

Sounds reasonable :yes: Just make sure you really stick with the punishment, not all parents do.

And thanks everyone for the hugs :hugs:

Yes, my mom is on medication (for about 15 years) and has been taking them, but her schizophrenia is just getting progressively worse, it has been for a long time.

Therapy and meds and even extended hospital stays never really made her better, just kept her calmer. But she has never actually progressed above a certain point.

She really does need long term specialist help. Who would make the call on that? Her parents, even though she's an adult?

*Fly by spamming on the way to stick her kids in the freezer for going on about her turning 26 in 2 days*

:giggle: You gotta love kids ;)

[edith]

:wave: I'm attempting ketching.

I'm very tired, was at school over 11 hours again, no real break at all in that. We had auditions after school, which is fun, but we are also still supervising somewhere between 50 and 100 kids, so you can't fully switch off.

:hugs:

[edith]

:note: singing along to ELO

[cosmic dancer]

I'm having lemon tartlets and ice cream

Nice! :)

I vote for a chocolate themed spam title.

:choc:

So that is where the title idea started :yes:

Tentacular bottom?

Ew!

:crazy:
:giggle:

:drool:

Chocolate and Spam... *thinks some more*

Spammy and Chocolately Goodness!

:shrug:

I'm not sure I'd want to eat chocolate and spam together :erm:

[cosmic dancer]

Spam cat is watching you procrastinate.

We really should use that at some point! :giggle:

You were clocked doing 95 in a 60 zone.

Please slow down. Think of the ketchers!

Yes, please do!

one of the really interesting things is run by someone who I get on ok with most of the time but who has worse organisational skills than me!

Ah, that doesn't sound good :no:

[cosmic dancer]

Next thread has to be:

"Tastes like spam stuff never tasted before..."

:giggle: Though I doubt we'll remember that

*grin*

I've replied to Rabble before she posted!

SpamWarp!

:eek:

And with a quick edit... it even points to the right post.

:D

:eek2: Clever Kath!!

[cosmic dancer]

Waddles through the spam thread at the speed of a dead slug.

Poor 'Lita :hugs:

:giggle:
You need to elaborate on the dangy bits.

(yes I KNOW crispy will be guttering that)
:giggle::upside:

Yes, what on earth is that all about?! :erm:

:evil: *Puts a 'Lita on rollerskates* :whistle:

Well that's one way to try and induce labour I guess :shrug:

[Mayhem]

Sounds reasonable :yes: Just make sure you really stick with the punishment, not all parents do.


:giggle: You gotta love kids ;)

Oh, I always stick to punishments. That's why the kids prefer my mother to me :roll:

And no, you don't. You gotta freeze em for being smartarses :devil:

[cosmic dancer]

My boys are home.

It's been months with just the girlies, and now I have the boys back too.

I've missed my babies!

Dare I say ... pics? :heart:

IS IT WEDNESDAY YET!? :tantrum:

Nearly :yes:

They were at my sister's, hiding from the council and social services after I was reported. Managed to save my boys and some of the girls from RSPCA and death at least.
(The woman that took 28 of my rats to foster and rehome, couldn't cope and sent em to the RSPCA, knowing full well they couldn't take on that many and they were euthanised)

I have 16 left from 50.
Bastards

:group: They were doing well with you, the rats deserved better.

[cosmic dancer]

:yawn: :note: Just a post to the left
And a ketch to the right.
But it's the procras - tinaaation that will drive you outsaaaane...

Let's do the SpamWarp agaiiiin!

:boogie: :boogie: :boogie:

Thank you :hugs:

Yes, Months ago. In one month I was reported to:
The RSPCA (Skinny 'rottweiler *sister's whippet x bedlington lurcher* and 'beaten' dog *Sasha, who tried to hump the officer to death ad licked her silly*)
The council (for my rats).
Enviromental health (By the council, also about my rats. Said I was breeding for profit. HA! Chance'd be a fine thing!)
The social services (Messy house and suspected child abuse)

All are off my back now *Touch wood* and I hope they stay away.

I remember you saying about that at the time, much of it made no sense to me at all and I doubt it ever will. :group:

[murphy]

Oh, I always stick to punishments. That's why the kids prefer my mother to me :roll:

And no, you don't. You gotta freeze em for being smartarses :devil:


:erm: Do they take after their mother? :hide:

[cosmic dancer]

Bamy = :thunder: I have apparently exceeded my download limit (irked) i can't get back online now until midnight (or I could go to the lab but it is a little late. I shall be back on in the morning :wave:)

You have a download limit? They limit your net use?

Ehehehe...should I show you my report card?

English: A
Science: B
Religion: A
History: B
Geography: B
IST: B
Maths: C

Answer the question? ;)

That's a good report card :applause: Maths as your lowest grade does answer my question though :yes:

ghoj sudoku joq Hegh!:shake:

Is that in Klingon? :erm:

[Bamy]

You have a download limit? They limit your net use?
Yeah, 500 something or other

[cosmic dancer]

Oooh... maybe I can see a bunch of stars when I'm in Canada. :D

Hopefully, Bronzie does sometimes comment on how good the stars are where he is :yes:

I did, so I am going to lodge a complaint. I DIDN'T have to buy a new card afterall. That byatch of a woman WOULDN'T let me get a temp card,

At minimum they owe you an appology & a refund IMO. :hugs:

Up at 8am when there is no need to be cos I could be in bed cos Steve is taking the kids to school today while I wait in for a parcel...
*Growl*

I hope they weren't too late.

[cosmic dancer]

I was hoping I'd have time to do some washing before work today, but I ended up sleeping in a bit because I stayed up til 1am ketching :roll:

Opps! Late night ketching is not ideal, though I'm not sure what other time you have.

I've had to put my wrist brace on again, not sure if it helps at all but my wrist and elbow have been really bad with the RSI lately! :ouch:

That doesn't sound good. Is your work agrevating it? :hugs:

Nope!
Just cos I'm staying in all day, it'll get here at 5.30pm.

IF, however, I was to go out now, it'd come 2 minutes after I left the house!

Makes matters worse... Can't open it till tomorrow when it DOES get here!

That is certain, we know how these things work :roll:

At least you know when you can open it though :yes:

[cosmic dancer]

As seen on the internet...:

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

:laugh: How stupid are some people! :shake:

[Kath]

:laugh: How stupid are some people! :shake:

You really need to ask?

:laugh:

[cosmic dancer]

I HAVE one, the council won't fix it. Assholes.
Get a new bathroom and kitchen in Feb... Gonna insist they take it out or fix it.

Good for you :yes:

I turned up at 9am and went to the office at 9.10
They phoned the guy up at home who didn't realise he was taking the lecture!
By the look of it, both the lecturers thought the other one was taking it!

That is hopeless :shake:

Ooh zen bacon butties!

Want a zen danish pastry?

Yes please!!! :bouncy:

Gonna post to the weyr at 12. If I make a schedule and stick to it, I'll get a few threads answered!

:puppyeyes I can do another post at the weekend if you've had a chance before then

[cosmic dancer]

We need a zen cafe here! Perhaps I should start one?

Have fun!

Ah, so this is where that started :yes:

Me too, but first I must shower. That personal training sesh was muchly good. And only £10 for 10 weeks which is dead cheap. It is normally (for non GP referral peoples £25 for 4 weeks). after the 10 weeks it is £20 for every 4 weeks, which is still good, and I will be able to affort that in January :bouncy:

That is good news :)

I feel really, really miserable and depressed.

And I'm not crying!

:bouncy:

Amazing! First time in 6 months I've been able to shrug off the brain chemistry!

Well done! :applause:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:bouncy: I got my 90 day review today! I got an hour $0.25 raise, PLUS I got EXCELLENT customer reviews! I'm one of the highest scored employees in the branch. :biggrin:

[Bamy]

You really need to ask?

:laugh:How is the writing going? I nearly have finished the report :D

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:wave: I'm attempting ketching.

I'm very tired, was at school over 11 hours again, no real break at all in that. We had auditions after school, which is fun, but we are also still supervising somewhere between 50 and 100 kids, so you can't fully switch off.

Yikes! :hugs: :choc:?

http://www.recipezaar.com/120364
Any good?

Hmmm... I have no idea if it would turn out the same. :laugh: But it's worth trying. :D

Hopefully, Bronzie does sometimes comment on how good the stars are where he is :yes:





I hope so! I'm also hoping we can see the Nothern Lights! :D Supposedly we should be in a good time of the year to catch a glimpse. :Xfinger:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

My lunch is gonna be late... I think.:erm:

I don't get to eat until 2 pm at least! That's like... 6 hours after breakfast. :faint: Though I did eat a granola bar at break. :yes:

[cosmic dancer]

Hey! It's sunny again!

Lucky you, it rained most of the day here :roll:

It is a pig buried to simulate a clandestine grave - and the guy is studying geophysics, soil water etc of the graves to see what effects there are and what is the best method.

looking at best burial method?

*burp*

I feel so piggy, but all I had was soop (best evah cream of shroom) and a small roast dinner (turkey, a sprout, some sweetcorn and a few potato slices.)

:drool:

[cosmic dancer]

Never had one, but they sound delicious! :drool:

*scoffs*

You've never had a bacon buttie?! :faint: This must be remidied!

:hugs:

:) :hugs:

A cup of zen tea, perhaps?

Thanks, though I'd prefer hot choc or hot squash :yes:

[cosmic dancer]

:hugs:

:) :hugs:

Oh, I always stick to punishments. That's why the kids prefer my mother to me :roll:

And no, you don't. You gotta freeze em for being smartarses :devil:

Yeah, coz your mum is soft :roll:

Ok then, would this --->:snoflake: help?

Yeah, 500 something or other

Do you have any idea what that means?

[Bamy]

looking at best burial method?

No, looking at the best ways to find a body of a murder victim.

[cosmic dancer]

You really need to ask?

:laugh:

I shouldn't really should I :roll:

:bouncy: I got my 90 day review today! I got an hour $0.25 raise, PLUS I got EXCELLENT customer reviews! I'm one of the highest scored employees in the branch. :biggrin:

That is fantastic!!! :mexwave: :bouncy: :hopping:

Yikes! :hugs: :choc:?

I hope so! I'm also hoping we can see the Nothern Lights! :D Supposedly we should be in a good time of the year to catch a glimpse. :Xfinger:

Thanks, I'd love some :choc: :)

I saw them many years ago, they are stunning :yes:

[Bamy]

Do you have any idea what that means?
probably 500Mb a day....wasn't really paying much attention.

[cosmic dancer]

No, looking at the best ways to find a body of a murder victim.

Sounds like forensics then :shrug:

[cosmic dancer]

probably 500Mb a day....wasn't really paying much attention.

That means nothing to me! :giggle:

[cosmic dancer]

All ketched :)

[C_ris]

You really need to ask?

:laugh:

Nope. I regard most people as stupid until proven otherwise. That way I get a pleasant surprise rather than a disappointing let-down.

[Bamy]

Sounds like forensics then :shrug:
Yup :D Forensic geoscience

[cosmic dancer]

Nope. I regard most people as stupid until proven otherwise. That way I get a pleasant surprise rather than a disappointing let-down.

Which are you more often, proved right or proved wrong?

[C_ris]

Which are you more often, proved right or proved wrong?

More often than not, right. [Of course, I take the circumstances into consideration.]

[Mayhem]

Dare I say ... pics? :heart:



:group: They were doing well with you, the rats deserved better.
Oh I couldn't possibly!
Oh ok... If you insist :biggrin:

Manny (front)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0676.jpg

Excie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0670.jpg

Wolf (top) Excie (left in hammock) and Volly (Right in hammock)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0674.jpg


Caramon
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0672.jpg

Wolf (top) and Volly (bottom)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0671.jpg

Maxie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0669.jpg


Manny
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0667.jpg

Manny again
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0666.jpg

Wolf
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0665.jpg

Volly
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0660.jpg

Raist(left) Manny (middle) Volly (Right)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0657.jpg

Maxie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0655.jpg


They were... Least I have the satisfaction of knowing they had a good life with me.




I remember you saying about that at the time, much of it made no sense to me at all and I doubt it ever will. :group:

Me neither :blink: :hugs:


:erm: Do they take after their mother? :hide:
They're about as bad as me lol


I hope they weren't too late.
Nopes, got here at abput 3pm!

That is certain, we know how these things work :roll:

At least you know when you can open it though :yes:
Was close to 5pm...
Tomorrow at 6.30pm!


:puppyeyes I can do another post at the weekend if you've had a chance before then
I WILL get posted tomorrow... Got caught up in knitting today :erm: :blush:


Hmmm... I have no idea if it would turn out the same. :laugh: But it's worth trying. :D


Always worth a try!

Yeah, coz your mum is soft :roll:

Ok then, would this --->:snoflake: help?



More like she wants em to like her most... Silly bint!
That would!
Now, more of it please, and make it lie when it lands! I wanna build a snowman!

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

You've never had a bacon buttie?! :faint: This must be remidied!





I don't even really know what they are. :noface:

If someone would like to tell me how to make one, I'd be happy to try it. ;)

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

That is fantastic!!! :mexwave: :bouncy: :hopping:



Thanks, I'd love some :choc: :)

I saw them many years ago, they are stunning :yes:


It is, isn't it. :biggrin:


:choc: :ok:


I've ALWAYS wanted to see them... I just hope I'll be lucky enough when I'm up there! :Xfinger:

[Mayhem]

I don't even really know what they are. :noface:

If someone would like to tell me how to make one, I'd be happy to try it. ;)

Bun.

Slice open.

Butter!!!

Grill or fry stacks of bacon.

Stick it in bun.

Add ketchup.

NO maple syrup!!!

Eat.

Preferably with a hot cup of tea.

[celticdragonsong]

:runaway:

I figure if I keep running through the thread, it's proof that I'm still alive.

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Oh I couldn't possibly!
Oh ok... If you insist :biggrin:

Manny (front)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0676.jpg

Excie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0670.jpg

Wolf (top) Excie (left in hammock) and Volly (Right in hammock)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0674.jpg


Caramon
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0672.jpg

Wolf (top) and Volly (bottom)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0671.jpg

Maxie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0669.jpg


Manny
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0667.jpg

Manny again
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0666.jpg

Wolf
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0665.jpg

Volly
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0660.jpg

Raist(left) Manny (middle) Volly (Right)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0657.jpg

Maxie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/cazdragon22/RatPics/PIC_0655.jpg


They were... Least I have the satisfaction of knowing they had a good life with me.



Manny looks similar to my Rascal. :heart: Rascal had the hood, but he also had grey patches on his body.

[murphy]

:bouncy: I got my 90 day review today! I got an hour $0.25 raise, PLUS I got EXCELLENT customer reviews! I'm one of the highest scored employees in the branch. :biggrin:

Good for you. :applause:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Bun.

Slice open.

Butter!!!

Grill or fry stacks of bacon.

Stick it in bun.

Add ketchup.

NO maple syrup!!!

Eat.

Preferably with a hot cup of tea.

Here's the next question... what is a bun defined as to you? Like a hamburger bun (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3025863/2/istockphoto_3025863_hamburger_bun.jpg), a dinner roll (http://uwmike.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/dinner-rolls.jpg), or something else?

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Good for you. :applause:

Thank you! :D

I is proud.

[Mayhem]

Here's the next question... what is a bun defined as to you? Like a hamburger bun (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3025863/2/istockphoto_3025863_hamburger_bun.jpg), a dinner roll (http://uwmike.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/dinner-rolls.jpg), or something else?

What you call a dinner roll but bigger preferably!

[cosmic dancer]

Oh I couldn't possibly!
Oh ok... If you insist :biggrin:
*snips*
They were... Least I have the satisfaction of knowing they had a good life with me.

Me neither :blink: :hugs:

Awww :heart: I love those hammocks! How do they get in and out of them?

Very true :yes:

:group:

Nopes, got here at abput 3pm!

Was close to 5pm...
Tomorrow at 6.30pm!

Could have been worse then :yes:

Why not till evening time?

I WILL get posted tomorrow... Got caught up in knitting today :erm: :blush:

More like she wants em to like her most... Silly bint!
That would!
Now, more of it please, and make it lie when it lands! I wanna build a snowman!

No rush ;) As I said I may well not have time to reply till weekend anyway.

Knitting is good, you enjoy it :yes:

Stupid woman :shake:

:snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake:

You want to build one of these? :snowman:

[cosmic dancer]

I don't even really know what they are. :noface:

If someone would like to tell me how to make one, I'd be happy to try it. ;)

:faint: I see Plat has helped here :yes:

It is, isn't it. :biggrin:

:choc: :ok:

I've ALWAYS wanted to see them... I just hope I'll be lucky enough when I'm up there! :Xfinger:

It's good to see you being recognised in a good way :yes:

I've had some galaxy :yes:

I do hope so :Xfinger:

[cosmic dancer]

Bun.

Slice open.

Butter!!!

Grill or fry stacks of bacon.

Stick it in bun.

Add ketchup.

NO maple syrup!!!

Eat.

Preferably with a hot cup of tea.

Definitly no maple syrup :no: or anything else sweet!

:runaway:

I figure if I keep running through the thread, it's proof that I'm still alive.

:giggle: True!

[cosmic dancer]

Bedtime for me now :wave:

:sleep2:

[Kath]

How is the writing going? I nearly have finished the report :D

2800 words in total, but only the first third is in final draft form. It'll grow to about 3500-4000, I expect.

[Bamy]

Cool!

[Mayhem]

Manny looks similar to my Rascal. :heart: Rascal had the hood, but he also had grey patches on his body.
If they were on his back, then he was a mismark hooded. If all over his body, and his hood didn't go under his chin and neck, he was a vari.
Awww :heart: I love those hammocks! How do they get in and out of them?

Very true :yes:

:group:



Could have been worse then :yes:

Why not till evening time?



No rush ;) As I said I may well not have time to reply till weekend anyway.

Knitting is good, you enjoy it :yes:

Stupid woman :shake:

:snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake: :snoflake:

You want to build one of these? :snowman:
They love their hammocks. They climb up the side then drag themselves in lol.
Rat rescue... Who'd do it lol.
:hugs:

Still had time to go shopping, so not that bad!
Can't open it till the party.

Will DEFF reply by then!

LOVE my knitting! Under a oot to go now and it's done!! Then I get to start on Grandad's one...

She's daft!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Snow!!! *Dancesin it and makes lots of snowmen!
Bedtime for me now :wave:

:sleep2:
Nighters! :wave:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

What you call a dinner roll but bigger preferably!

Ah... that's more the type of roll I thought you meant. :)

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:faint: I see Plat has helped here :yes:



It's good to see you being recognised in a good way :yes:

I've had some galaxy :yes:

I do hope so :Xfinger:


Yes she did. :D


It FEELS good to be recognised in a good way!

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!

WHY does my grandpa insist on pl