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Orianna
15th January 2008, 08:25 PM
I hope this comes thru.




Puppy Size

This is one of the neatest stories you will ever hear.
You will know precisely what this little girl is talking about at the end
(you'll want to share this one with your loved ones and special friends)!

"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to
this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since
we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer.

"What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked.

"Puppy size!" replied the mother.


"Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for."

"I know...we have seen most of them," the mom said in frustration...

Just then Danielle came walking into the office.

"Well, did you find one?" asked her mom. "No, not this time,"
Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we come back on the weekend?"


The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed.

"You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortunately, there's
always a supply," the volunteer said.

Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door.
"Don't worry, I'll find one this weekend," she said.

Over the next few days both mom and dad had long conversations with her.
They both felt she was being too particular. "It's this weekend or
we're not looking any more," Dad finally said in frustration.


"We don't want to hear anything more about puppy size either," Mom added.

Sure enough, they were the first ones in the shelter on Saturday
morning. By now Danielle knew her way around, so she ran right for the
section that housed the smaller dogs.

Tired of the routine, mom sat in the small waiting room at the end of
the first row of cages. There was an observation window so you could
see the animals during times when visitors weren't permitted.


Danielle walked slowly from cage to cage, kneeling periodically to
take a closer look. One by one the dogs were brought out and she held
each one.

One by one she said, "Sorry, you're not the one."

It was the last cage on this last day in search of the perfect pup.

The volunteer opened the cage door and the child carefully picked up
the dog and held it closely. This time she took a little longer.

"Mom, that's it! I found the right puppy! He's the one! I know it!"
she screamed with joy. "It's the puppy size!"



"But it's the same size as all the other puppies you held over the
last few weeks," Mom said.

"No not size... the sighs. When I held him in my arms, he sighed," she said.

"Don't you remember?
When I asked you one day what love is, you told me love depends on the
sighs of your heart. The more you love, the bigger the sigh!"

The two women looked at each other for a moment. Mom didn't know
whether to laugh or cry. As she stooped down to hug the child, she did
a little of both.

"Mom, every time you hold me, I sigh. When you and Daddy come home
from work and hug each other, you both sigh. I knew I would find the
right puppy if it sighed when I held it in my arms," she said.

Then holding the puppy up close to her face she said, "Mom, he loves
me. I heard the sighs of his heart!"


Close your eyes for a moment and think about the love that makes you
sigh. I not only find it in the arms of my loved ones, but in the
caress of a sunset, the kiss of the moonlight and the gentle brush of
cool air on a hot day.

They are the sighs of God. Take the time to stop and listen; you will
be surprised at what you hear. "Life is not measured by the breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away."







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Weyrwoman Kalina
15th January 2008, 08:43 PM
That's really sweet!! :heartbeat

Samarra
16th January 2008, 12:02 AM
I've seen this one! It originally came with a barf bag, right?

Milo
16th January 2008, 01:38 AM
Honestly?

That's pretty :smurf:ing awful.

Shalyn
16th January 2008, 01:56 AM
I've seen this one! It originally came with a barf bag, right?

*spits water all over monitor*
*chokes*

mawofone
16th January 2008, 03:07 AM
It's sweet.

Milo
16th January 2008, 03:08 AM
It's sweet.

So is engine coolant, but it still kills the sighing puppies who lick it up off the pavement.

C_ris
16th January 2008, 09:19 AM
I've seen this one! It originally came with a barf bag, right?

No, it came with three.

Caerwyddyn
16th January 2008, 09:44 AM
As the recent adoptee of a sweet little puppy, it's 'too cutesy', but I really dislike the mention of God,
as if no other Deity can provide happiness...

Yes, our puppy has little size but often sighs,
although it's a helluva lot more about her personality that gains her a place in the family.

A Pagan family!
:tapfoot:
.

Cavatica
16th January 2008, 01:17 PM
So is engine coolant, but it still kills the sighing puppies who lick it up off the pavement.
FTW!

Bobbsy
16th January 2008, 01:30 PM
<snip the "Puppy Sighs" part



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I think I received this post in error. How do I go about notifying Orianna and deleting this thread?

Bobbsy

granath
16th January 2008, 05:12 PM
Yeah, and I resent the implication that the universe can't provide happiness without intervention from a deity of any description...

Too cutesy for words. :puke:

As the recent adoptee of a sweet little puppy, it's 'too cutesy', but I really dislike the mention of God,
as if no other Deity can provide happiness...

Yes, our puppy has little size but often sighs,
although it's a helluva lot more about her personality that gains her a place in the family.

A Pagan family!
:tapfoot:
.

edith
16th January 2008, 05:22 PM
Far too cutsey, I was half-waiting for it all to be made better with a punchline.

Brenda
16th January 2008, 05:41 PM
Yeah, that was pretty goopy.

Greenrider Tresa
16th January 2008, 09:14 PM
Aww that's so weet. :)

Cherlyn
17th January 2008, 02:23 PM
Ah, hush the lot of ye! I liked it . . . and I love all the mush. :razz:

Cavatica
17th January 2008, 06:35 PM
Ah, hush the lot of ye! I liked it . . . and I love all the mush. :razz:
Why? What about that is so heartwarming?

Cherlyn
17th January 2008, 06:50 PM
Why? What about that is so heartwarming?

If you can't feel it I can't explain it . . . suffice to say I love it ! :heart: With all the ooey-gooey mush suripy-sweet stuff !!

Cavatica
17th January 2008, 08:14 PM
It's not just that it's mushy. It's that it's completely ridiculous. At least you can sort of envision someone feeding their kid that Rainbow Bridge crap, but puppy sighs? It's like someone took every saccharine cliche they ever heard and slapped it into one big cheese ball -- except the cheese ball is made of Limburger. It doesn't warm your heart, it just turns your stomach.

Samarra
17th January 2008, 08:27 PM
Puppies + Child + wordplays + God + tl;dr = vomit.

Ghyle
18th January 2008, 01:51 AM
It's not just that it's mushy. It's that it's completely ridiculous. At least you can sort of envision someone feeding their kid that Rainbow Bridge crap, but puppy sighs? It's like someone took every saccharine cliche they ever heard and slapped it into one big cheese ball -- except the cheese ball is made of Limburger. It doesn't warm your heart, it just turns your stomach.

As a devotee of limburger, I must protest. Try that gunk Maccas use for real cheese nastiness.

Cavatica
18th January 2008, 01:53 AM
As a devotee of limburger, I must protest. Try that gunk Maccas use for real cheese nastiness.
I confess I've never had -- or smelled -- the stuff, but the stereotype worked for my purposes.

Dragongirl
18th January 2008, 02:25 AM
Puppies + Child + wordplays + God + tl;dr = vomit.

Indeed. :puke:

Chaotic Rat Army
18th January 2008, 10:29 AM
Indeed. :puke:

seconded

edith
18th January 2008, 11:20 AM
I mentioned this to Mum as being nauseous and we discussed it and the daft thing is, is that it isn't even a Christian or just plain ethical and secularly righteous (sorry I'm not feeling too good and can't think of the work I'm looking for secularly Christian maybe- no religion but love one another etc)
the "Christian" child (in the state of anyone following the idea of love your neighbour no matter what their beliefs) would have gone for the puppy that most needed a home, regardless of looks, size, colour etc, not for the one which throws up when you squeeze it!

Kath
18th January 2008, 11:22 AM
...not for the one which throws up when you squeeze it!

:applause:
Edith, you and your mum have just won the internet.

Cavatica
18th January 2008, 01:22 PM
(sorry I'm not feeling too good and can't think of the work I'm looking for secularly Christian maybe- no religion but love one another etc)
Humanistic?

edith
18th January 2008, 01:28 PM
Humanistic?

that might be the one!

Ghyle
18th January 2008, 08:37 PM
Humanistic?

No, humanistic is the wrong word. Cr*p?

It is bad enough to gag a smurf after all....

edith
18th January 2008, 08:38 PM
No, humanistic is the wrong word. Cr*p?

what? Loving one another? I was talking about what would make a good story.

Shalyn
18th January 2008, 09:45 PM
Kid in the story probably didn't hug any of the older dogs to see what sighs they gave.

Older animals need love too, you know.

Cherlyn
18th January 2008, 10:45 PM
My dog is still called a puppy no matter their size or age !

Bobbsy
19th January 2008, 02:24 AM
I was hugged by a boxer once when I was 8 or 9 years old. It only took 15 stitches to repair the damage THAT "sigh" did.

Bobbsy

Ghyle
20th January 2008, 02:54 AM
What a coincidence, Bobbsy, I was hugged by a boxer too, once. Of course it didn't help that we were both in the ring and it was the third round....