WLT: Night Shift Rules, Day Shift Drools

[Faren]

The WLT & Way of the Willet Theme Song Combo

We'll be posting till the morning wait and see,
And we'll make them as confusing as can be,
There'll be nonesense and Outsanity,
To confuddle all humanity,
This Thread is mad so post along with me.

We'll be scoffing all the cookies we can see,
And we'll eat as many chocolates as can be,
There'll be thong talk and Outsanity,
And a general dose of vanity,
This Thread is now as sturdy as a tree.

With a question then an answer then a quote,
We will keep this thread as bouyant as a boat,
No KT member will be safe,
If they enter our little space,
We will capture them within the words we wrote.

When your naff boss really seems to get your goat,
We will make you laugh quite heartily from the throat,
No simple message will be safe,
In this double entendre space,
As we quote and chat and generally gloat.

What is this total chaos you may ask,
And what is this strange threads overriding task?
It's to talk for far too long,
To make our droll w**k speed along,
The Willets ways are here to always last!

What is this thread in question you may ask,
And what is this strange threads overriding task?
It's to make a thread so long,
That the world will sing along,
World's Longest Thread is here to always last!

By the amazing Ja¥son/AlterEgo Merged Genius!

[Faren]

The World's Longest Thread FAQS

Welcome! Wilkommen! Bienvenue! Bienvenida! Fáilte! Sdrasvitye! Kia Ora! Croeso! Tervetuloa! To The World's Longest Thread!

A question that us regular posters, Willeteers as we’ve come to be known, here on the WLT are often asked is 'whuh?' Well, it's quite simple really. . .

So how'd this all start?

The World's Longest Thread dates back to the beginning of the WoAM KTBB, a bulletin board not dissimilar to this one, where it began its existence as a humble but effective exercise in post count uppage and random emoticon posting :crazy: :evil: :p The original WLT was over 100 pages in length, causing that bulletin board to crash and bringing the wrath of the PowersThatBe. Those-who-must-be-obeyed decreed that no Willet on that site could be more than 15 pages. Doing this also gives us the chance to dream up interesting or amusing names for each new WLT. As you can tell (check our WLT History Page (http://wltstuff.vexingvixen.net/wlthistory.html) to see), we don't always manage it, but it's the thought that counts.

What do we post here?

Well, likesay, it started off as random smilies and such, but like any good viral infection, it's diversified and evolved since then. Some people come here to post little details from their life, let off steam about their unworthy employers, or share funny things they heard or saw. Others come here to trade witticisms, brag about how much dosh they made on Celebdaq, or post their most recent high score at this week's fashionable Flash-based internet game (Run Escape! for example) that the world will have forgotten in a month (anyone remember that game from last month?). Yet others come here to call Anonew 'Gwyneth' and generally annoy him cough*Jayson*cough. Or to watch the WLT renowned Kitty & Jayson Show. It's very much a case of post what you want, when you want.

To enhance your posting enjoyment please feel free to use this devilishly fiendish piece of programming from Anonew :cool: (http://earth.prohosting.com/dartga/kt_ciser.html) just click the smilie , a tool most useful in making your drivel appear pretty. However, you'll receive complaints if you do this too often, since it messes up the formatting of the archived versions (don't even ask -- there are some things you'll learn as you go).

What's the deal with all the poems?

At some point in the past, it was decided that whoever made the first post on a new page, with the exception of page 1 and page 15, would have to post a page starting poem. This was generally kinda cool, but for those unlucky enough to get stung with a poem five or six times in a row (it happened) it was a bit onerous, to which end Anonew came up with The WLT Poem Generator (http://earth.prohosting.com/dartga/poemgen.html) which, despite some controversy, takes 99% of the effort out of doing page starting poems, if so wanted. No-one’s looking for Shakespeare after all. Of course there’s also the much copied classic from Kitster, the "innit" poem which shall be a treasured memory for many years (or hours at least!) FAQ’s, Innit!

There is also a traditional poem that appeared on each page 15 (along with the lengthy tale "The Curse of the Unfinished Willet") which can be found in our off-site archives (http://wltstuff.vexingvixen.net/).

Some folk in doing the poems for so long on WoAM, became a wee bit weary of trying to find rhymes for some of the pages, like seven and eleven and so, some of the most ancient willeteers were granted not only exemption from doing so but also the almighty power to grant immunity to others; you can read more about this on our Poem Immunity Page (http://wltstuff.vexingvixen.net/nktimmunities.html).

Page starting poems, following a brief period of banning due to excessive length and copyright breachment have been re-established in this new forum and we do find that upon starting a page, if you wish to stand up and recite poetry to us or your friend/lodger/cat/coffee cup* (*Delete as appropriate) this is perfectly acceptable and often rather therapeutic, so long as they are no longer than say, twelve lines, and original in content! Alternatively a random factoid, a link, a personal fact, or joke can be posted, though this is considered by some as the boring and uninspired way out of a poem corner. Some willeteers also like to intersperse non-page-starting poems or quote song lyrics: this is usually considered alright, if they're only snippets and not epics, and their authors are properly credited within the post. Unfortunatly due to a recent abuse of poemage in the WLT, the hosties have decreed that only page starting poems are to be posted. All other poetry should be in the appropriate forum. However, should you be the lucky one to start a page and either ignore or not realize that fact, and the page ends without appropriate poemage being offered, you will be subject to dire consequences, the likes of which are too ugly to describe in this nice, polite FAQ document.

Okay, got that. Now what's all these stats and the really long poem at the beginning?

The long poem at the beginning is basically the WLT National Anthem and should appear in the first post of every WLT. No ifs, no buts, just do it! It can also be found in the off-site archives (http://wltstuff.vexingvixen.net/). Near the start of each new Willet, we post the stats from the last one, including the number of posts made by each individual willeteer and also the ongoing stats. A list of people who've started a WLT and how many they've done are included and almost of most importance, a list of the number of pages and posts from the start of the WLT. It is the World's Longest Thread after all. . . We need this as proof!

Why?

It's an expression of everyone's inner nerd, probably. It's also a huge pain in the neck - almost everyone complains about doing them but secretly loves doing so! Make sure you’ve mastered copy and paste before you start a Willet! And please -- if you know that you'll be logging off or have no desire to start a Willet, do not post within the last 10 lines of page 15 of any WLT. Of course, if you've not participated in at least two previous Willets, you're not eligible to start one, so don't even think of it.

Newbie pot? Cushion?

Simply, this is the initiation ceremony for new Willeteers. For the duration of your first WLT, you will be thrown in the newbie pot (take a hot bath of stew in other words). For your second WLT, you're a cushion. After that -- and only after that, you're eligible to compete to be a WLT-starter (yes, a daunting task, but we even have an Instruction Page (http://wltstuff.vexingvixen.net/wlt_start.html)) And please don't feel self-conscious about your trip into the newbie pot -- you'll find that willeteers are always getting wet, whether by jumping into the duck pond or hot tub, or getting dowsed with a bucket of water.

This affects me how?

Not at all. We're not some kinda bizarre clique of weirdos here (except in the sense that we blatantly are) so you can either post a few 'splash splash' type posts, or just breeze on past this thread in search of your favourite bonding or some serious discussion on which colour of dragon is most likely to hatch from an egg of indeterminate size but kept three degrees warmer than the others!

Smart operators will already have discerned that the initiation can be avoided by waiting until near the end of page 15, making one 'Hi I'm posting here' type post, thereby cutting out the entire newbie pot stage in a fell swoop of timing (or something). But be warned: the WLT has a habit of generating new traditions at the drop of a hat. Never think yourself safe!

Ketchup? Is this a diner?

No, though we often post about food and reading the WLT may make you extremely hungry. Quite a lot of the posts generated here are done when people log into the forums, and catch up with the progress of the WLT, usually by quoting lots of people's posts and responding. Catch up aka Ketchup, Cat Poop, Catching Hoops or some other such expression is the terminology used by all the Willeteers who enjoy this willet tradition.

Suppose I'm enjoying myself and want to go past the 15th page?

We really wouldn't recommend that. In fact, it's actually considered to be illegal and immoral -- at least in our somewhat skewed world view. Any posts beyond page 15 do not count in the running totals, and may result in bad-tempered reactions from other willeteers, ranging from sharp bites to a stint in the stocks, with other posters throwing rancid and rotten objects at you (also the punishment for those who post enough in one Willet to annoy others and bring complaints of how fast it went and how much ketchup resulted). If you value your limbs and clean clothing, remember this: Fifteen is thine magic number: the number shalt be fifteen. Thou shalt not stop at fourteen nor proceed to sixteen, but achieve the number fifteen in its fulfillment!

Is this thread anything to do with ClanFiend?

Not in and of itself, no. However, scientists working in a shed in East Sussex recently calculated that at its present rate of growth, by 2010 everything in the world will have something to do with ClanFiend, so don't hold your breath. For those who have still got no idea what we’re talking about and are now in deeper confuddlement with the mention of ClanFiend, check the ClanFiend Info Page! (http://wltstuff.vexingvixen.net/clanfiend.html)

Anything else I oughta know?

Probably, but we've been typing for ages now, so that's your lot, nearly. . .

We have just enough typing ability left to say:
’We hope your enjoy your visit here at the WLT. Please note that toilet facilities are located at the rear of the building, but due to budget cutbacks and no-one being bothered, these haven't been cleaned since 1912. Same deal with the kitchen - last month whatever lives in there nailed the door shut and set up an independent democratic republic.’

Anyhow, enjoy your stay and come back often!

Written By Anonew and friends.
Last Update: June 2007[/QUOTE]

[Faren]

Willet Thread Starters for 2008

Cherlyn- 0.5
Faren - 1
Paulita - 1
Samarra - 2.5

Total Threads for 2008 - 5 (1 MIA)

[Faren]

Willet Threads 2008

WLT: Be time for a change? [MIA] (Samarra) Details of Number of posts unknown.

WLT: Be time for the server to stop eating Thread? (Samarra) 15
WLT: Be Time to Hunt C'Jun's Thingy one Last Time. (Paulita) 15
WLT: Be infested with fleas? (Samarra) 15
WLT: Night Shift Rules, Day Shift Drools (Faren) In Progress


Total Pages/Posts since the Beginning
Total Pages - 10,854 (excluding pages MIA)
Total Posts - 442,873 (excluding posts MIA)

[Faren]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 750
User Name Posts
JayEgo 226
Bullbound 101
Samarra 47
Kathryn Draconna 37
Faren 37
mawofone 33
C_ris 26
Zarkon 26
Dux 22
Paulita 18
Beisla 17
Cherlyn 17
Kath 17
Ghyle 15
FallingLlama 14
Dragongirl 14
Sharon 14
woollymouse 13
Bamy 12
AuntieC 12
Wolfegar 9
Jax 8
fejar 5
edith 4
Lady Wolf 4
ShadowReine 1
Silver 1

And we see Jayson and Bully are both back with a vengance!! :good:

[Faren]

Open for business!

Now I need to get back to :ketchup: on page 11

[Bamy]

:lurk:

[FallingLlama]

:good: start, Faren!

[Bullbound]

PREK

[FallingLlama]

I stopped back midway through pancake-making but it was already too late for the race to the finish.

[Bullbound]

Faren, did you see the news about the kid in the stolen van?

[Bullbound]

Mmm, pancakes *drools*

[FallingLlama]

PREK

:eek2::faint:

*spit*

[FallingLlama]

My pancakes taste yummy!

[FallingLlama]

Mmm, pancakes *drools*

Thank you for not using the *drools* smilie.
I feel the same way about that one as JayEgo with the "disembodied hands" -- :applause2:applause2:applause2

[FallingLlama]

Ok, now I really do need to go.
:wave: :hugs:

[Bullbound]

The one that looks like a waterfall coming out of someone's mouth?

[Bullbound]

Bye :wave:

[Bullbound]

A teenager stole a van with two kids inside (toddlers) and abandoned it when "he didn't like the way it handled" according to one news station. He still claims that he was unaware of the two children in the back. Thankfully, the van and children were found after about 20 minutes.

[Paulita]

Today is my last day off. I go back to work tommorrow and Alison goes to the childminder. :(

[Paulita]

I don't want to go back.

[Paulita]

Oh well it has to be done and I knew it was coming. I just cannot believe that 6 mths have past.

[Paulita]

It was good to see JayEgo and Bully back in the willet. I didn't enjoy the ketchup however.

[Bamy]

Today is my last day off. I go back to work tommorrow and Alison goes to the childminder. :(
:hugs:

[AuntieC]

Ketchup got way beyond me! I'm starting fresh on this one. :whistle: I will comment that I'm glad I took the name Jayson gave me, and he's right, "most" of us have evolved/changed over the years as members of this site. I'm glad to still be here, and happy that I took a name that reminds me of early times/fun in the Willet/Jayson and DawnSis and others still here or gone! :heart:

[AuntieC]

I'm sorry you have to go back to work, Paulita! You say your "darlin" will be with a childminder? Is that what we would call a babysitter? A person who cares for one or possible a couple children? That is what I do now. I care for one little girl who is almost 5. Her mom had her in a daycare from the time she was about 1 1/2, and was not happy with it. And, for myself, after 15 years of working in institutional daycares I was sick of it myself. So, it worked out for both of us! She pays me less than she did for all the other care she was using, and I get out of the stress of watching 8 to 12 children.

[Dux]

When did your name become Joseph?

My absolutist favoritist musical!

:note:

"It was red and yellow and greenand brownand scarlet and ocre and ruby and olive and peach and violet and ruby and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and russet and lemon and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue!"

*falls over in shock*

What's a moomin?

*falls over in shock*

This does NOT answer the question.

This one gets the full 10 on the PPI Scale (http://wltstuff.vexingvixen.net/ppi_index.html)

Oooooooo, I rate! Go Me!!!!!!

[Faren]

Multi-quote in the willet should also be outlawed! :irked:

:whistle:
O.K here is my very bad peom.

The dragon gold dragon was bold
She flew far to fight the thread
She flew so boldly that she got
All the thread before it could
Reach the ground.
She was a bold gold dragon
of Pern
Not bad at all! :applause:
Ooooh..... Creepy! Just caught up with myself and the post before my first post in eons had me mentioned in it!

Sheesh, you guys really do :heart: me don't you!

:evil:

We've missed you! :hugs:
Scabies?

:rofl:
Erm... yeah - if you like!

:evil:

I'm still not joining the CotP (or the bleedin' badgerettes!)

Me either. Neutrality.
*wonders what would happen if she told the teacher he JayEgo did evil things to her assignment*
:whistle:
Okay favorite story which will encourage you to bs - but I shouldn't do that (as I'm a former teacher) but what the hell...

In college I took an absolutely awful english class. First paper spent two months researching, writing and rewriting. Got a B-. Second paper I spent two weeks writing and rewriting. Got a B-. Third paper I started at 10 pm the night before. I made the whole thing up. I didn't even read the book. I finished writing and typing it at 4 am. It was about the symbolism in the book we were reading. I put in the introduction that the most important aspect of symbolism in any book is what the book means to the individual reader based upon his/her life experiences. Therefore every book will have a different meaning to each reader. Yep - I put that crap in the paper. I got a B+. Lesson learned.
Typical isn't it? :laugh:
The Willet is one of the most educamatationalistic places in the NKT!

:yes:
Lightweight!

I'm working two twelve hour shifts this weekend and they're Nights - days're for wusses!

You'll like my title then. :ok:
...Am now on the diet coke in a desperate bid to last the final few hours...! Should be out of here by 08.00 but then got to walk home (25mins) and no doubt then feed the cats and freshen up before I can collapse into bed!

Thank goodness I managed to nap yesterday afternoon - I don't usually before nights (though it's been a few years)!

The walk home will probably wake you up and then you won't be able to sleep. :roll:
Give us a chance - it's better than the schmuck I've been reading from others and it was my first day, :erm: night back!

:darkside:


:tapfoot: Are you talking about MY poem??

[Faren]

Faren, did you see the news about the kid in the stolen van?

Link?

[Faren]

A teenager stole a van with two kids inside (toddlers) and abandoned it when "he didn't like the way it handled" according to one news station. He still claims that he was unaware of the two children in the back. Thankfully, the van and children were found after about 20 minutes.

No I didn't hear about this. Thank goodness they found the kids unhurt!

[Faren]

Today is my last day off. I go back to work tommorrow and Alison goes to the childminder. :(

:group: It's going to be much tougher on you than for Alison.

[Faren]

And I am completely ketched and can go go go....:crossedlegssmiliecosIwantedtofinishketchupfirst:

:runaway:

[Lady Wolf]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 750
User Name Posts
Lady Wolf 4


Well that's blown it... I was going to post last night but was dealing with a wriggly Wolfling and thought I'd have plently of time to :ketchup: as the last Wlt was only on page 5 - then a certain person dug hinself outta the Willet blackhole and liberally infested the remaining 10 pages with purple text.

I refuse to :ketchup: on the grounds that my head is likely to explode.

[Lady Wolf]

Today is my last day off. I go back to work tommorrow and Alison goes to the childminder. :(


:group: let me know how it goes, I'm dreading going back and I still have another month off.

[Lady Wolf]

Dammit, Wolfling just managed to get his glasses off, despite the retainer band.

[Lady Wolf]

Next time I decide Wolfling is going to have chicken I'm going to make hubby dearest grind it up - that was pretty revolting.

[Lady Wolf]

Argh, I can't get into the dragoncave page..... I wonder if it's just my new computer or is anyone else having problems?

[Beisla]

I can be nice and link you to one or two I guess...

Syruss out with friends pic one (http://picasaweb.google.com/AlexBunni/HantsFurs07/photo?authkey=HOltpYiy9Wc#5144539322418789250) <--- he was trying to look evil in this one

Syruss out with friends pic two (http://picasaweb.google.com/AlexBunni/HantsFurs07/photo?authkey=HOltpYiy9Wc#5144539146325130034) <--- not sure what he was going for in this oneNice! :cool:

:erm: That link just crashed Explorer!

:irked:
Please tell me you're at w*rk or something, to be using Explorer.

Otherwise you were just asking for it. :evil:

Funny thing - my son recently asked what boy witches were called. I forgot the term "warlock" even existed. You really just don't hear it used anymore - even on tv. I started to go with wizard but that didn't sound right either.You used to hear it on Charmed!
But those warlocks were evil.

[Beisla]

Right, Katie conned me into giving up my assignment work for this, to come and see y'all!

LOVE ME DAMNIT. :darkside::eek:



:heart:

I will NEVER, EVER be able to get that image you put in my head that night. That raped the last of my childhood that did. Yet I laughed hysterically as it happened.:erm:

Okay favorite story which will encourage you to bs - but I shouldn't do that (as I'm a former teacher) but what the hell...

In college I took an absolutely awful english class. First paper spent two months researching, writing and rewriting. Got a B-. Second paper I spent two weeks writing and rewriting. Got a B-. Third paper I started at 10 pm the night before. I made the whole thing up. I didn't even read the book. I finished writing and typing it at 4 am. It was about the symbolism in the book we were reading. I put in the introduction that the most important aspect of symbolism in any book is what the book means to the individual reader based upon his/her life experiences. Therefore every book will have a different meaning to each reader. Yep - I put that crap in the paper. I got a B+. Lesson learned.
Excellent work! :good:
:evil:
:sorry:

I also never assigned homework unless the higher ups made me when I was teaching. Surely admitting that is practically floggable amongst my people. Hey - research has shown that in certain subjects students assigned hw did not perform any better on tests than those not assigned hw. So who wanted all the extra work with nothing to show for it?

*sets poemage trap and goes to bed*I think it kind of depends on the age of the students you are teaching. In elemetary school, I think homework is very useful, but as the students get older they'll have to realize more and more on their own when they need to revise.
It's tough though, for teachers as well. Some kids won't do the work unless you specifically give them homework, but then if all the teachers give too much homework all the kids' time will be spent doing that. Kids also need time to relax and do other things.

[Ghyle]

My absolutist favoritist musical!

:note:

"It was red and yellow and greenand brownand scarlet and ocre and ruby and olive and peach and violet and ruby and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and russet and lemon and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue!"

You missed plaid


This does NOT answer the question.

It was never meant to.

[Ghyle]

Well that's blown it... I was going to post last night but was dealing with a wriggly Wolfling and thought I'd have plently of time to :ketchup: as the last Wlt was only on page 5 - then a certain person dug hinself outta the Willet blackhole and liberally infested the remaining 10 pages with purple text.

I refuse to :ketchup: on the grounds that my head is likely to explode.

I understand how you feel. I only got in a measly 15.

[Beisla]

Something happened I am unclear,
A coke can and a male witch I hear?
There's so many things hidden in posts past,
But moving on, we have few pages to last!

The glitterball in a padded room,
The essays written with impending doom,
Ne'er fear the might have been!
This is simply page fourteen!:applause:

Long hair? I thought Lebanese had to have it cropped / shave to pass their 'L' Exams!? :confused:
And I thought you all had to wear pink, but the last time I saw you I think your shirt was brown. What was that about?:suspic:

But long hair is super hot! :heart:
She doesn't like to wear skirts/dresses (even on fancy occasions) so she's got an L point there.

Stardard? OMG, Slab made a spilling boob! Nyah Nyah! *points fingers at slab*

---

I expect my high standards to be respected in my absences! If a teacher can't leave a classroom for a short while without carnage and mayhem then it's a sorry state of adumacationalism affairs!
Obviously we haven't learned enough yet. :sorry:


As for the spelling error... oop-- I mean, I was just testing you! And of course you realize I'm going to have to correct your grammar now.
Ah, so the willet has Naval tradition in it's soul!

Hello Sailor!

:evil:

http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif

[Ghyle]

You used to hear it on Charmed!
But those warlocks were evil.

What did they call the boys that weren't evil? Other than "to bed"?

[Beisla]

Lame excuse! I managed to :ketchup: an entire willet whilst [i]at[i] w**k!
Well, if you'll pay me for wireless internet on my laptop I'll try to take it with me on horseback.

*bursts out*

How dare that devious, no-good wazzock post in the willet whilst at w**k! I do the 'willet while you w**k'! :irked:

Just you wait till tonight...!

:darkside: Alter
Alter! :bouncy:

So tell us what you gave birth to! :biggrin:

[Beisla]

What did they call the boys that weren't evil? Other than "to bed"?I can't remember. It was ages ago and my sister was much more of a fan of the show than I was.

[Ghyle]

But long hair is super hot! :heart:

I like ladies with short hair, myself.

[Ghyle]

I'm going for the poemage. Strap me in!

[Ghyle]

Woke up at quarter to four, thought someone was in the house, there wasn't, couldn't get back to sleep, concordance soon. Willet first: as always in life.

[Ghyle]

#49 and #50 to go. This is #49. #50 next.

[Ghyle]

:drum roll:

[Ghyle]

here goes:

There once was a chap who was gayer than me,
he wasn't a llama, or badger or bee,
he didn't drink Guinness or pink curase-c
he didn't say *spit* *jaxifoozle* or PREK!

He didn't wear kilts or his hair in a bun,
but on page number two, from then on, he'd have fun,
for a willeter is as a willeter must--
for a willeter willets till fingers are dust!

And of this gay chap who was gayer than me?
I wish I could hug him and squeeze him and be
a dear friend, not a deer one, nor beer one, though straight,
with a name with no J unlike his--name? It can wait!

[Beisla]

Thank you for not using the *drools* smilie.
I feel the same way about that one as JayEgo with the "disembodied hands" -- :applause2:applause2:applause2So it's the :applause2 smilie that Jayson doesn't like? It's this one :applause2 that I have to avoid?

Lessee... this one :applause2 but not this one :applause:.
I'll try to remember.

Today is my last day off. I go back to work tommorrow and Alison goes to the childminder. :(

I don't want to go back.:group: :hugs:

Oh well it has to be done and I knew it was coming. I just cannot believe that 6 mths have past.Me neither!

[Beisla]

I like the multi quote, it's handy, but I think it's annoying if there are a gazillion quotes in one post. Then if you want to reply to something in that post, you have to go looking for the right quote. I always try to keep it down to five or so quotes per post. I do a page at a time, so it usually works quite well.

[Ghyle]

Now, I hope that a certain chap likes the poem. It be a tribute to his poemage prowess.

[Ghyle]

I basically have until this Sunday to proof my poetry book. I ought to get cracking, but I will keep the willet open, just in case.

[Ghyle]

first typo: page 12, "feed" for "feeds"

[Ghyle]

2nd typo, page 48

[mawofone]

Hi all. I just stopped in for a sec. now I'm going to take a nap & see if my headcahe will go away.

[FallingLlama]

Today is my last day off. I go back to work tommorrow and Alison goes to the childminder. :(
Awwww. . . :hugs:

:group: It's going to be much tougher on you than for Alison.
Definitely true -- I spend much of my time consoling mommies and daddies who are reluctant to leave their littlies.

:drum roll:
Well, that didn't work out, did it?

here goes:

There once was a chap who was gayer than me,
he wasn't a llama, or badger or bee,
he didn't drink Guinness or pink curase-c
he didn't say *spit* *jaxifoozle* or PREK!

He didn't wear kilts or his hair in a bun,
but on page number two, from then on, he'd have fun,
for a willeter is as a willeter must--
for a willeter willets till fingers are dust!

And of this gay chap who was gayer than me?
I wish I could hug him and squeeze him and be
a dear friend, not a deer one, nor beer one, though straight,
with a name with no J unlike his--name? It can wait!
Twelve lines, mentions the current Willet content, rhymes (if you remember that it's pronounced Pre-kay, not preck), mostly scans correctly -- so it earns a 10 on the PPI (hope you looked that up from last WLT's mention!). Of course, I exercise my right to up that score and give you an extra point for the Llama mention.

So it's the :applause2 smilie that Jayson doesn't like? It's this one :applause2 that I have to avoid?

Lessee... this one :applause2 but not this one :applause:.
I'll try to remember.

That's the one -- I had to search it out and feel that it will get experience a revival if a certain split/merged personality continues to frequent this thread.

Who was it who was always weirded out by :clown::clown: ?

[FallingLlama]

I like the multi quote, it's handy, but I think it's annoying if there are a gazillion quotes in one post. Then if you want to reply to something in that post, you have to go looking for the right quote. I always try to keep it down to five or so quotes per post. I do a page at a time, so it usually works quite well.

Yeah, I hate to read, reply to, or use too-long quotes.
Of course, it's very handy when I'm going through and reading and am unsure whether a question or comment I have will pop up later.

[FallingLlama]

Now, I hope that a certain chap likes the poem. It be a tribute to his poemage prowess.

Then again, that certain chap may decide not to return for several months.
You earned an 11, isn't that good enough?

[FallingLlama]

Hi all. I just stopped in for a sec. now I'm going to take a nap & see if my headcahe will go away.

I woke up with a headache this morning -- probably a residual from the fever of last night. It wasn't helped by long :ketchup: this morning, but it was worth continued pain to read what's-his-name's comments.

However, a nap probably is a good idea.

[Ghyle]

Then again, that certain chap may decide not to return for several months.
You earned an 11, isn't that good enough?

An eleven is fine; the pleasure of Jayson is desired.

"curase-c" = "KOO-rah-seh-cay"

[Ghyle]

*fixes up the llama pen for FallingLlama, you know the one--the one with the vibrating water bed and the complementary bottle of bottomless $10 000 champagne*

[Kath]

http://www.angryflower.com/itsits.gif


Kudos to the Angry Flower!

[Ghyle]

G'day, Kath!

How are you?

[Faren]

Now, I hope that a certain chap likes the poem. It be a tribute to his poemage prowess.

Very nice. :applause:

[Faren]

Hi all. I just stopped in for a sec. now I'm going to take a nap & see if my headcahe will go away.

Hope you feel better, Maw. :hugs:

[Beisla]

That's the one -- I had to search it out and feel that it will get experience a revival if a certain split/merged personality continues to frequent this thread.

Who was it who was always weirded out by :clown::clown: ?
I think that was also Jayson. :erm:

And you do know I was just using this :applause2 smilie to weird him out, right? :evil:
Kudos to the Angry Flower!:D

[Beisla]

I should really clean my room up a bit. I'll need to do a proper cleaning anyway, when my crush comes over on Friday.
I didn't get around to mopping the kitchen floor today either, though that was mostly because I only remembered dst in the morning.

[Ghyle]

I should really clean my room up a bit. I'll need to do a proper cleaning anyway, when my crush comes over on Friday.
I didn't get around to mopping the kitchen floor today either, though that was mostly because I only remembered dst in the morning.

Sounds like me when I've company: I clean every week, but panic and do a harder clean when someone comes over as planned. But I have so few visitors, nowadays....

[Ghyle]

Proofreading finished. Errors on nine pages, although most are only on two pages (a market un-italicised).

[Ghyle]

I'm off to read Harry Potter for a few hours.

Bye!

[Kath]

G'day, Kath!

How are you?

Knackered.

[FallingLlama]

An eleven is fine; the pleasure of Jayson is desired.

"curase-c" = "KOO-rah-seh-cay"
I did try to look it up first, but no hits on google.

*fixes up the llama pen for FallingLlama, you know the one--the one with the vibrating water bed and the complementary bottle of bottomless $10 000 champagne*
Ah, yes -- now I'm feeling better.

I think that was also Jayson. :erm:

And you do know I was just using this :applause2 smilie to weird him out, right? :evil:
:D
So was I!

[Bamy]

Knackered.
:hugs:

[Beisla]

I'm off to read Harry Potter for a few hours.

Bye!
:D Re-read?

So was I!Excellent. :evil:

[Lady Wolf]

Kudos to the Angry Flower!

Is that what it is? I thought it looked like an enraged cabbage!

[Lady Wolf]

Who was it who was always weirded out by :clown::clown: ?[/COLOR]

saw that and instantly thought B:clown::clown:bies... in my own head I'm becoming predictable..

[Beisla]

Yay, I got a fair bit of cleaning done. Wouldn't want to do too much, otherwise I'll have to do it all over again on Thursday.

[Beisla]

Is that what it is? I thought it looked like an enraged cabbage!
:rofl:

Angry flower, enraged cabbage; tom-ay-toe, tom-ah-toe.
:evil:

[Beisla]

saw that and instantly thought B:clown::clown:bies... in my own head I'm becoming predictable..
:eek: Clown faces...

Stop ruining them for me! :tantrum:

[Sharon]

Not until 7 a.m.? Kind of discriminatory toward night owls, isn't it?

Well it's so that it doesn't disturb the people in the apartments closest to the laundry room. No laundry after 11pm or before 7am.

Funny thing is...the apartment closest to the laundry room is mine. Next closest is my upstairs neighbor. Which means...you guessed it, the only person likely to be sleeping or trying to sleep during laundry room hours is me. It's okay though, my subconscious can identify normal laundry room noises and I can sleep through it. I've also got them trained to close the door when the washer and drying are going. I'm also by the carports, and can sleep through car doors and starting engines, unless someone really slams their car door. Can't sleep through people talking in laundry room or carports though. The sounds are too random and unidentifable by sleeping mind.

[Sharon]

Today is my last day off. I go back to work tommorrow and Alison goes to the childminder. :(

:hugs: Best wishes to both of you.

[Sharon]

Oh well it has to be done and I knew it was coming. I just cannot believe that 6 mths have past.

That was a fast 6 months!

[Sharon]

It was good to see JayEgo and Bully back in the willet. I didn't enjoy the ketchup however.

Oh really? I was quite entertained. But then sometimes I'm easily amused.

[Sharon]

here goes:

There once was a chap who was gayer than me,
he wasn't a llama, or badger or bee,
he didn't drink Guinness or pink curase-c
he didn't say *spit* *jaxifoozle* or PREK!

He didn't wear kilts or his hair in a bun,
but on page number two, from then on, he'd have fun,
for a willeter is as a willeter must--
for a willeter willets till fingers are dust!

And of this gay chap who was gayer than me?
I wish I could hug him and squeeze him and be
a dear friend, not a deer one, nor beer one, though straight,
with a name with no J unlike his--name? It can wait!

Very nice!

The duel of the Willet Poets has commenced! :swordfight:

[Sharon]

<snippy>

That's the one -- I had to search it out and feel that it will get experience a revival if a certain split/merged personality continues to frequent this thread.

Who was it who was always weirded out by :clown::clown: ? Same person.

[Sharon]

I survived doing the laundry. For some reason I decided to do the bedding the same day as the clothing. 8 loads altogether. Opted not to do the towels too.

[Sharon]

I agree with the title of this Willet.

I've been on night shift for over 20 years.

Of course, I am a raving loon, the resident madwoman.

There's probably a direct correlation there.

[ShadowReine]

You also have a bird.

[Bamy]

I survived doing the laundry. For some reason I decided to do the bedding the same day as the clothing. 8 loads altogether. Opted not to do the towels too.
Wise decision :yes: I did laundry today too. as far as I know it is still in the tumbe from when I loaded it this morning for a 1 hour drying cycle.

[Sharon]

Next will come the relaxing in the courtyard while grilling bit, but I'm rewarding myself with some computer time first.

[Beisla]

Sharon, I love your avatar! :D


And I'm off to bed. :wave:

[Dux]

Thank you for not using the *drools* smilie.
I feel the same way about that one as JayEgo with the "disembodied hands" -- :applause2:applause2:applause2

or this one :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: ?

[Dux]

Today is my last day off. I go back to work tommorrow and Alison goes to the childminder. :(

:hugs: How old is she now?

[Dux]

Ketchup got way beyond me! I'm starting fresh on this one. :whistle: I will comment that I'm glad I took the name Jayson gave me, and he's right, "most" of us have evolved/changed over the years as members of this site. I'm glad to still be here, and happy that I took a name that reminds me of early times/fun in the Willet/Jayson and DawnSis and others still here or gone! :heart:

But, but, then how will you find out that I've returned to the willet too :puppyeyes

[AuntieC]

I found out, now! Hi, Dux! :group:

[JayEgo]

I has locked up the Jayson and I iz free again!

:mwahaha:

[JayEgo]

I has also :ketchup:ed everything... Now some quotage may follow...!

:evil:

[JayEgo]

There should be a cross-dressing smurf, imo.
How'd you know that Smurfette wasn't a pre-op transexual?

Smurf-Pride!

[Lady Wolf]

*hides the Wolfling from Alter just in case he picks up any tips about trying to take over the world*

[JayEgo]

Excellent! :applause:
Welcome Home :irked::fiend:Son! :hugs: :wekiss:


Cheers Momma:klah::fiend:

:hugs:

[JayEgo]

Now if Kit would just come home.

...We'd all suffer!

[JayEgo]

Yup, what he sed.
See... i is a God amongst Willet'eers! I can make rulez and everything!

She says so!

[JayEgo]

When I came online this morning, I was just going to sneak over to RuneScape, and play. But there was something calling me to the willet. Compelling me to come here instead.

T'was the return of Jayson, my :irked: :fiend: Son.

It's so wonderful to see so many Ancient And Senior Willeteers returning.
:blush:

[JayEgo]

Willet Poetry competition will surely become quite lively with both Jayson & Ghyle around.

The standards will be raised again.

Then perhaps Kit, originator of the Innit Poem will come back to sabotage the literary standards of the Willet.
There are literary standards?

:erm:

[JayEgo]

:powerglomp:
That's a little bit of an OTT smilie isn't it?

:erm:

[JayEgo]

*Re-destroys the WaMaPooP*
*Re-imagines the WaMaPooP - I've gotta use it this thread yet...! And it's in the PoD which'll make it even more, erm, interesting :darkside:

*Destroys all clones of the WaMaPooP and destroys the WaMaPooP cloner thingy.*
I could always nobble the Monkey's dishwasher instead?

[JayEgo]

I wish Young Kitty would come back. I miss her, too.
Can we all stop with the encouragement of her most flatulent! We are getting along just fine without her eclipsing butt cheeks invading our personal space!

[JayEgo]

I could make that two minutes if you'd like.
:irked: *mumble grumble*

How's about a compromise - 3 seconds? Final answer?

[JayEgo]

Yayyy! A JayEgo poem!

Yayy! A JayEgo poem!


Yayy! A JayEgo poem!
*leaps to the Willet-idol stage and takes a much earned bow*

[Ghyle]

How'd you know that Smurfette wasn't a pre-op transexual?

Smurf-Pride!

Cause Smurfette is Lebanese!

[JayEgo]

I miss Young Kitty.
What, even the strange odour?

[JayEgo]

Again -- a nine.
Don't I deserve a 10 just for being beautiful whilst I write 'em?

[Kathryn Draconna]

G'nite KD!

Nice to have had some company!

Sleep well!


Hope the rest of your work night went quietly!

You really, really need to shrink those pretty pictures

Sometimes things're just too big for their own good!

:evil:


Katie, these need to be shrunk please!

The image tags are getting removed in a moment. I don't shrink pics that are already posted online. Especially since if I do with those you can't see the detail to the rings. To do so would require me to take them back offline and reformat before posting them back online. I'm on dialup, no way in hell. And yes I WOULD have to because they are on a friend's photobucket, not my own.

[JayEgo]

That's my secondary power.
You're making out like you're all-powerfull... It's going to come as quite a blow to you when you try leaping from a tall building...

But don't let us stop you!

[JayEgo]

Another 9.
You need to utilize all 12 lines to earn top scores.
Of course, this one is exceptionally good for a 9, so maybe I'll score it a 9.5.
How's about if I split up some of the lines to make it into 12?

[Lady Wolf]

Don't I deserve a 10 just for being beautiful whilst I write 'em?


Nope cos you forgot the one for this page.......... *taps paw on ground meaningfully*

[Kathryn Draconna]

Nice! :cool:

You used to hear it on Charmed!
But those warlocks were evil.

Yes, he is. :D

Charmed is NOT accurate, believe me :roll: And I know a lot of people that try to use it as a freaking magic reference!

[JayEgo]

Nope cos you forgot the one for this page.......... *taps paw on ground meaningfully*
Not forgot - just waiting whilst I clear up :ketchup: from the last willet...!

[Lady Wolf]

Well hurry up and Ketch then....

[Kathryn Draconna]

:noface: who would blame me for breaking down and buying a corset shirt that I think is really pretty, but know I shouldn't spend the money on? :noface:

[Lady Wolf]

What is a corset shirt?

[JayEgo]

But as you're all here and waiting...:

The thinkers thought that all was lost,
So many months gone by,
Such empty pages flying past,
The thoughtless did not try.

Resounding echos round willets room,
The curvy corners hollow,
The posts that came though typed with care,
Each lacklustre page to follow.

Yet finally you all shall cheer,
For this great thread we save,
For Jayson & his Altered friend,
Are back here to misbehave!

Big me up!!

[JayEgo]

Sorry about that -- some of us try to enforce the standards but it's an overwhelming task without your example.
That's because there're two of me! Double the influence!

:erm:

[JayEgo]

Llama -- get it right. :llama:
:note: Here's a :llama: There's a :llama: and another little :llama: :note:

[JayEgo]

About time you showed up again!!
She puts it so eloquently!

:roll:

:evil:

[JayEgo]

But as you're all here and waiting...:

The thinkers thought that all was lost,
So many months gone by,
Such empty pages flying past,
The thoughtless did not try.

Resounding echos round willets room,
The curvy corners hollow,
The posts that came though typed with care,
Each lacklustre page to follow.

Yet finally you all shall cheer,
For this great thread we save,
For Jayson & his Altered friend,
Are back here to misbehave!

Big me up!!
BTW - This better be worth a 10.5!!

[JayEgo]

Ok, I've a few things to do so I'd better go.
:wave: and :hugs: to all!
CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED to JayEgo's return!
*much gnashing of teeth*

[JayEgo]

Unless someone wants to stop me?
There's a general consensus that somebody really ought to...!

:darkside:

[JayEgo]

Flea infested Willet :ketchup: complete-ee-oh!

Now for this little puddle of a thread...!

[JayEgo]

The WLT & Way of the Willet Theme Song Combo

We'll be posting till the morning wait and see,
And we'll make them as confusing as can be,
There'll be nonesense and Outsanity,
To confuddle all humanity,
This Thread is mad so post along with me.

We'll be scoffing all the cookies we can see,
And we'll eat as many chocolates as can be,
There'll be thong talk and Outsanity,
And a general dose of vanity,
This Thread is now as sturdy as a tree.

With a question then an answer then a quote,
We will keep this thread as bouyant as a boat,
No KT member will be safe,
If they enter our little space,
We will capture them within the words we wrote.

When your naff boss really seems to get your goat,
We will make you laugh quite heartily from the throat,
No simple message will be safe,
In this double entendre space,
As we quote and chat and generally gloat.

What is this total chaos you may ask,
And what is this strange threads overriding task?
It's to talk for far too long,
To make our droll w**k speed along,
The Willets ways are here to always last!

What is this thread in question you may ask,
And what is this strange threads overriding task?
It's to make a thread so long,
That the world will sing along,
World's Longest Thread is here to always last!

By the amazing Ja¥son/AlterEgo Merged Genius!
D'you know... I think we could all do with another rendition of this!

Hands up who knows what tune it's sung to?

[Kathryn Draconna]

What is a corset shirt?

Full shirts with a corset built into them... basically any "corset" that can be worn without another shirt under it and be decent for public wear. :D

[Lady Wolf]

But as you're all here and waiting...:

The thinkers thought that all was lost,
So many months gone by,
Such empty pages flying past,
The thoughtless did not try.

Resounding echos round willets room,
The curvy corners hollow,
The posts that came though typed with care,
Each lacklustre page to follow.

Yet finally you all shall cheer,
For this great thread we save,
For Jayson & his Altered friend,
Are back here to misbehave!

Big me up!!


:headbang: oh well done, a true :artist1:

[Lady Wolf]

Full shirts with a corset built into them... basically any "corset" that can be worn without another shirt under it and be decent for public wear. :D





Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh nice. I love corsets, very sexy, but I keep telling myself for the sort of price a really good one will cost I have ta loooooooooooose a heck of a lot of weight first before I can justify buying one.

[Kathryn Draconna]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh nice. I love corsets, very sexy, but I keep telling myself for the sort of price a really good one will cost I have ta loooooooooooose a heck of a lot of weight first before I can justify buying one.

lol A true corset cannot be worn in public because it barely covers the boobs (if it covers them at all)... a good quality corset meant for the original use will cost a lot of money... a corset shirt for everyday wear is around 65 USD for a plus-size woman. I shouldn't spent that kind of money... but I have it... and keep thinking about doing it.

[JayEgo]

Who Posted?

Total Posts: 750
User Name Posts

JayEgo 226 <--- :evil:
Bullbound 101 <--- Whatever - Looser! :darkside:
Samarra 47 <--- My year of birth reversed!
Kathryn Draconna 37 <--- KD... Lang?
Faren 37 <--- Setting a reasonable example!
mawofone 33 <--- Ah, what the hell - let's keep her as a cushion again!
C_ris 26 <--- :yawn:
Zarkon 26 <--- Utterly Brilliant Sis!
Dux 22 <--- Popus Duckus manages two swans?
Paulita 18 <--- How old I was when I lost my virginity!
Beisla 17 <--- How old I really was when I lost my virginity!
Cherlyn 17 <--- My favourite number!
Kath 17 <--- Should know better than to lower her standards with this thread!
Ghyle 15 <--- I thought you were supposed to be good at this?
FallingLlama 14 <--- :note: Fuzzy :llama: Funny :llama: :note:
Dragongirl 14 <--- How old Apo was when she lost her viriginity!
Sharon 14 <--- Momma:klah::fiend:
woollymouse 13 <--- The tusked one makes it into the bottom of the teens!
Bamy 12 <--- Scraping clear of a spin-cycle!
AuntieC 12 <--- :hugs: Auntie!

*ahem*

I watched a great episode of Blue Peter the other day - they showed us how to make a WaMaPooP out of a cornflake packet and some double sided sticky tape!

:evil: x2

Wolfegar 9 <--- Pushes Unc Wolf into PoD and the awaiting WaMaPooP :whee:
Jax 8 <--- Pushes jaxiemafoozle into PoD and the awaiting WaMaPooP :whee2:
fejar 5 <--- Pushes fejar into PoD and the awaiting WaMaPooP :whee:
edith 4 <--- Pushes edith into PoD and the awaiting WaMaPooP :whee2:
Lady Wolf 4 <--- Pushes The lady into PoD and the awaiting WaMaPooP :whee:
ShadowReine 1 <--- Pushes ShadowReine into PoD and the awaiting WaMaPooP :whee2:
Silver 1 <--- Pushes Silver into PoD and the awaiting WaMaPooP :whee:

And we see Jayson and Bully are both back with a vengance!! :good:
Well... I am - he's just piddling in an ocean by comparison!

:evil: x3

[JayEgo]

Faren, did you see the news about the kid in the stolen van?I can think of a number of sick punchlines but I'm guessing this isn't a joke!

:darkside:

[JayEgo]

Thank you for not using the *drools* smilie.
I feel the same way about that one as JayEgo with the "disembodied hands" -- CENSORED CENSORED CENSOREDAnd yet, you still taunt me!

:irked:

:drool:

[JayEgo]

It was good to see JayEgo and Bully back in the willet. I didn't enjoy the ketchup however.Whyever not? Surely you were entertained better'n an afternoon in front of the Royal ballet?

[JayEgo]

My absolutist favoritist musical!

:note:

"It was red and yellow and greenand brownand scarlet and ocre and ruby and olive and peach and violet and ruby and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and russet and lemon and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue!"

Should've just gone for tie-dye!

:evil:

PS: You missed black!

:darkside:

[JayEgo]

:tapfoot: Are you talking about MY poem??:erm:

[JayEgo]

The walk home will probably wake you up and then you won't be able to sleep. :roll:
Didn't thank goodness! I collapsed and slept for a whole four hours :roll:

[JayEgo]

You'll like my title then. :ok:Well - much as I maybe do, I can't say I'm that enthused about being on night shifts! :crazy:

[JayEgo]

I refuse to :ketchup: on the grounds that my head is likely to explode.Ah, go on - we'd all really love to see that! :cool:

[JayEgo]

Please tell me you're at w*rk or something, to be using Explorer.

Otherwise you were just asking for it. :evil:
It is the damn w**k PC's - they're just waiting for the technology to be infiltrated with nasties and crash completely!

And as a user, I'm blocked from downloading Firefox instead!

:irked:

[JayEgo]

:applause:

And I thought you all had to wear pink, but the last time I saw you I think your shirt was brown. What was that about?:suspic:

It had the Torchwood logo on it? That trumps pink even!

[JayEgo]

Alter! :bouncy:

So tell us what you gave birth to! :biggrin:I'm not yet sure... It's still evolving!

:erm:

[Kathryn Draconna]

Lang? What? Considering that I was working on 3 or four different websites last night, it's a miracle I got my post count up to 37!

[Lady Wolf]

lol A true corset cannot be worn in public because it barely covers the boobs (if it covers them at all)...
welllllllll I'd know I was wearing it............... that's kinda the reason I want one.
a good quality corset meant for the original use will cost a lot of money... a corset shirt for everyday wear is around 65 USD for a plus-size woman. I shouldn't spent that kind of money... but I have it... and keep thinking about doing it.

Got any pics/links so I can see what one looks like?

[FallingLlama]

But as you're all here and waiting...:

The thinkers thought that all was lost,
So many months gone by,
Such empty pages flying past,
The thoughtless did not try.

Resounding echos round willets room,
The curvy corners hollow,
The posts that came though typed with care,
Each lacklustre page to follow.

Yet finally you all shall cheer,
For this great thread we save,
For Jayson & his Altered friend,
Are back here to misbehave!

Big me up!!

Woo-hoo! :woohoo:
A perfect ten plus 1.5 bonus poiints for . . . for. . . something.

[JayEgo]

here goes:

There once was a chap who was gayer than me,<--- I is straight acting actually!

he wasn't a llama, or badger or bee,Well, duh!

he didn't drink Guinness or pink curase-cI had guiness with champagne once, does that count?

he didn't say *spit* *jaxifoozle* or PREK!I just used Jaxiemafoozle in the Post Count comments and WaMaPooP'ing post!


He didn't wear kilts or his hair in a bun,
I once very nearly bought a male skirt...!

but on page number two, from then on, he'd have fun,Why not page one, or twelve, or six?

for a willeter is as a willeter must--Is a what must what? Eh?

for a willeter willets till fingers are dust!Well - I did, the rest of ya were surely lacking somewhat!


And of this gay chap who was gayer than me? Didn't I just establish this point above? :irked:

I wish I could hug him and squeeze him and be gerrof! You'll crease my tunic!

a dear friend, not a deer one, nor beer one, though straight,Straight? I said straight acting...! Not wholly-hetero!

with a name with no J unlike his--name? It can wait!Do what? Is this a spelling quiz??
Ok, not bad... It has a few holes but it'll do for a starter... I expect better to come!

:evil:

[Lady Wolf]

I'm not one to be a bore.
At least not any more.
As you can clearly see.
Willet page poems are difficult for me.

Drop my ego on the floor.
To tackle one for page Four.
Not always easier to rhyme than Three.
Please note my lack of glee.

Feeling rather sore.
I've tripped the trap once more.
But JayEgo's on a Spree.
Keep up no hopes have we.

[JayEgo]

So it's the CENSORED smilie that Jayson doesn't like? It's this one CENSORED that I have to avoid?

Lessee... this one CENSORED but not this one :applause:.
I'll try to remember.
Oh, har har har!

So funny!

Almost as funny as watching bland, dull, lifeless wallpaper!

:irked:

[Ghyle]

Don't I deserve a 10 just for being beautiful whilst I write 'em?


Of course! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10!

[JayEgo]

Woo-hoo! :woohoo:
A perfect ten plus 1.5 bonus poiints for . . . for. . . something.For being awesome?

Yeah baby! :ok:

[JayEgo]

I like the multi quote, it's handy, but I think it's annoying if there are a gazillion quotes in one post. Then if you want to reply to something in that post, you have to go looking for the right quote. I always try to keep it down to five or so quotes per post. I do a page at a time, so it usually works quite well.This paragraph got too long for a willet - I gave up half way through!

However, multi-quote is the spawn of satan's half neice thrice removed!

[JayEgo]

Now, I hope that a certain chap likes the poem. It be a tribute to his poemage prowess.Yeah, he get s amention but not lil me!

the Ego's are always ignored!

:irked:

T'was a good poem though!

[JayEgo]

Hi all. I just stopped in for a sec. now I'm going to take a nap & see if my headcahe will go away.BANG!

What's that? headache?

BANG!

Oh, I'll try and BANG! keep it down then!

:darkside:

[FallingLlama]

That's because there're two of me! Double the influence!

:erm:

Or something like that.

:note: Here's a :llama: There's a :llama: and another little :llama: :note:

There are a couple of us about. . .

BTW - This better be worth a 10.5!!

Ok, so I'll demote it from the 11.5 I granted it.

D'you know... I think we could all do with another rendition of this!
Hands up who knows what tune it's sung to?

*raises hand*
"She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain"?

And yet, you still taunt me!

:irked:

:drool:
Keep reading. . .

[JayEgo]

Who was it who was always weirded out by CENSORED CENSORED ?Yeah, they're just as freakishly freaky!

:irked:

[Lady Wolf]

D'you know... I think we could all do with another rendition of this!

Hands up who knows what tune it's sung to?


Only when I'm drunk and I've only had half a glass of wine in the past two years :(

[Ghyle]

Whyever not? Surely you were entertained better'n an afternoon in front of the Royal ballet?


I don't know... the Royal Ballet is up there with the Ring cycle, and I ain't talking Japanese horror movies either. (Thats cuz I is kulcherred....)

[JayEgo]

Then again, that certain chap may decide not to return for several months.I get waylaid sometimes!

:erm:

[JayEgo]

An eleven is fine; the pleasure of Jayson is desired. Jayson is saving his 'pleasure' for Milo!

:evil:

[Lady Wolf]

I don't know... the Royal Ballet is up there with the Ring cycle, and I ain't talking Japanese horror movies either. (Thats cuz I is kulcherred....)

A Cultured Smurf - is that not a misnomer (or is that cultured as in grown in a petri dish?)

[Kathryn Draconna]

Got any pics/links so I can see what one looks like?

Heres' the Wiki article on Corsets... so you can get an idea for what I mean by corset rather than corset shirt Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corset)

this site (http://www.absolutecorsets.com/) sells corsets both that have a piece added to the top for decency and don't. (of course I don't consider showing all of one's upper chest and shoulders decency anyway) These are actual corsets that are laced up and pulled tight.

this site (http://www.torrid.com/torrid/store/nodePage.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302030543&bmUID=1206924235841&SELECTION%3C%3Etheme=Default) has more of the corset shirt type. Very few corset shirts have much actual adjustment to them. They are usually just sip up shirts, though a few of them will allow you to untie the "decorative" lacing (if they even have the lacing) and pull it tighter to ad some adjustment to how it fits.

[Ghyle]

Yeah baby! :ok:

I hope that there is, somewhere, a :gay: Austin Powers for you to channel

[JayEgo]

I woke up with a headache this morning -- probably a residual from the fever of last night. It wasn't helped by long :ketchup: this morning, but it was worth continued pain to read what's-his-name's comments.Whatsisname! :evil: If I was him, I'd be :irked: but as I'm not him but me I'm :laugh:

[FallingLlama]

I'm not one to be a bore.
At least not any more.
As you can clearly see.
Willet page poems are difficult for me.

Drop my ego on the floor.
To tackle one for page Four.
Not always easier to rhyme than Three.
Please note my lack of glee.

Feeling rather sore.
I've tripped the trap once more.
But JayEgo's on a Spree.
Keep up no hopes have we.

Utilizes full 12 lines, mostly rhymes, mentions page numbers and Willet-related content. I need to deduct a little for the scattered meter (or metre, depending on who you ask) -- 9.75!

[Ghyle]

Yeah, he get s amention but not lil me!

the Ego's are always ignored!

:irked:

T'was a good poem though!


Your poem is coming up, and I want to make it a real egoboo too!

[JayEgo]

I should really clean my room up a bit. I'll need to do a proper cleaning anyway, when my crush comes over on Friday.
I didn't get around to mopping the kitchen floor today either, though that was mostly because I only remembered dst in the morning.Clean out all your fluff!

:evil: :haha2::rofl:

(I'm being rude BTW!)

:darkside:

[JayEgo]

Your poem is coming up, and I want to make it a real egoboo too!egoboo?

Are you trying to scare me?

[Ghyle]

or is that cultured as in grown in a petri dish?

And people said the same about Cezanne!

[JayEgo]

Is that what it is? I thought it looked like an enraged cabbage!Or a narked Lettuce?

[JayEgo]

saw that and instantly thought BXXbies... in my own head I'm becoming predictable..http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g70/AlterEgoNKT/kezzy.gif

:evil:

[JayEgo]

:rofl:

Angry flower, enraged cabbage; tom-ay-toe, tom-ah-toe.
:evil:Broken-toe?

Fruit! :laugh:

Burp!

[Ghyle]

egoboo?

Are you trying to scare me?


*sigh* egoboo = Fannish for ego boost

as in

"Seeing his poemage in the original magazine* must have given Grandpa Theobald** one heck of an egoboo!"

* Weird Tales
** H. P. Lovecraft

[JayEgo]

:eek: Clown faces...

Stop ruining them for me! :tantrum:Surely they work better for you if you imagine them to be like knockers?

[JayEgo]

Oh really? I was quite entertained. But then sometimes I'm easily amused.Are you saying I'm easy?

*rolls over the moment Milo walks in*

[Ghyle]

Surely they work better for you if you imagine them to be like knockers?


Unless they're on doors....

[JayEgo]

Very nice!

The duel of the Willet Poets has commenced! :swordfight:Who's winning?

(Say ME!)

[Lady Wolf]

Heres' the Wiki article on Corsets... so you can get an idea for what I mean by corset rather than corset shirt Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corset)

this site (http://www.absolutecorsets.com/) sells corsets both that have a piece added to the top for decency and don't. (of course I don't consider showing all of one's upper chest and shoulders decency anyway) These are actual corsets that are laced up and pulled tight.

this site (http://www.torrid.com/torrid/store/nodePage.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302030543&bmUID=1206924235841&SELECTION%3C%3Etheme=Default) has more of the corset shirt type. Very few corset shirts have much actual adjustment to them. They are usually just sip up shirts, though a few of them will allow you to untie the "decorative" lacing (if they even have the lacing) and pull it tighter to ad some adjustment to how it fits.

We wants the pretttiesssssssssssssssssss.

[JayEgo]

I agree with the title of this Willet.

I've been on night shift for over 20 years.

Of course, I am a raving loon, the resident madwoman.

There's probably a direct correlation there.Night shifts are supposed to be very unhealthy!

Good excuse to phone in sick!?

[JayEgo]

Unless they're on doors....Pendulous womanly knockers!

[Ghyle]

Who's winning?

(Say ME!)


It's not whether you win or lose, it's how far you can impress the Llama!

And note that I was not the one to say "llama-llama-ding-dong!"

[JayEgo]

Sharon, I love your avatar! :D


And I'm off to bed. :wave:Are those statements fetishistically related!?

:erm:

[FallingLlama]

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how far you can impress the Llama!

And note that I was not the one to say "llama-llama-ding-dong!"

You've learned well, oh Blue One.

[JayEgo]

or this one CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED ?If this misbehaviour dosen't sotp I'm calling the willet police!

They're a force to be reckoned with - and they look damn good in uniform!

They won't stop you posting smilies but I'll be distracted enough by their butts to not care!

:evil:

[Ghyle]

Pendulous womanly knockers!


I could say something like "Let go of my door's knocker, you'll wear it out and make it loose and floppy!", but I know Crispy or Milo or likewise will :gutter:

[JayEgo]

But, but, then how will you find out that I've returned to the willet too :puppyeyesI seem to be attracting all kinds of waifs and strays!

:sorry:

:evil:

[Ghyle]

time for me to get lunch and get stuck into finishing my uni assignment.

Take care, and :hugs: to y'all! :wave:

[JayEgo]

*hides the Wolfling from Alter just in case he picks up any tips about trying to take over the world*I have never tried to take over the world - I leave that to Mice and Dicks and Badgers...!

I simply try to take over your mind! :mwahaha:

[FallingLlama]

If this misbehaviour dosen't sotp I'm calling the willet police!

They're a force to be reckoned with - and they look damn good in uniform!

They won't stop you posting smilies but I'll be distracted enough by their butts to not care!

:evil:

They were called as soon as you appeared and were last seen running very quickly in that direction ------->

[Kathryn Draconna]

We wants the pretttiesssssssssssssssssss.

I know!

[JayEgo]

Cause Smurfette is Lebanese!So, what do all those other Smurfs do with their :erm: smurf bits? Surely they're not all woofter-smurfs? With onyl one laydee smurfette, it'd be damn bad luck for her to be Lebanese!

[Lady Wolf]

Pendulous womanly knockers!


Oh don't say things like that, you'll make Wolfling :drool:

and the demon child has just bitten me while grinning.

[JayEgo]

:headbang: oh well done, a true :artist1:A true painting?

:erm:

You may need to take art appreciation classes!

:evil:

[JayEgo]

Lang? What? Considering that I was working on 3 or four different websites last night, it's a miracle I got my post count up to 37!:note: Connnnnnnnn-staaannnt Craaaaaaaaaving! :note:

[JayEgo]

I'm not one to be a bore.
At least not any more.
As you can clearly see.
Willet page poems are difficult for me.

Drop my ego on the floor.
To tackle one for page Four.
Not always easier to rhyme than Three.
Please note my lack of glee.

Feeling rather sore.
I've tripped the trap once more.
But JayEgo's on a Spree.
Keep up no hopes have we.There's always hope!

It's just unfounded!

:evil:

Not a bad effort there though - a little coarse around the edges with some streching of rhymical boundaries but then, it hits the PPI spot so I shouldn't complain!

Better'na dumb-fool link or innit!
:ok:

[JayEgo]

Of course! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10!Funniliy enough, those were my scores during Jayson & My Olympic Synchronised Diving Event in 2000!

:erm:

[JayEgo]

*raises hand*
"She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain"?
You can always rely on a Llama!

:ok: :ok:

[Lady Wolf]

I seem to be attracting all kinds of waifs and strays!

:sorry:

:evil:


That would be the Lynx effect... I suggest you bury the poor dead kitty.

[FallingLlama]

:irked:
It sounds as if there's a marching band drilling downstairs.

Sometimes living in an apartment complex sucks.

[Lady Wolf]

So, what do all those other Smurfs do with their :erm: smurf bits? Surely they're not all woofter-smurfs? With onyl one laydee smurfette, it'd be damn bad luck for her to be Lebanese!


More to the point what did the Smurfs do to procreate before Smurfette was created by Gargamel?[sp?]

[Kathryn Draconna]

:note: Connnnnnnnn-staaannnt Craaaaaaaaaving! :note:


Oh, crap... I have to go oversee someone getting their ass kicked off the RP board I admin on... brb!

[JayEgo]

Thrown aside the demons cast alive the burning remains of your soul
Crushed hearts, torn from within the timeless night still beating,
Wretched derivative forms basking in the moonlight,
As the planet above sinks into the burning wastes of a dying sun,
You can never fight the suffering that captures your thrill,
Exciting your passion for what was once a phallic part of you,
Now you hear the scent of orgasmic lust from the heavens above you,
Disgust at the once pure now beyond the realms and lying in a stagnant pit,
Distrusting the fifth remnant of all you once read,
Your stamina tears away your flesh like the World's Longest once was,
A thread of dignity is a laughing stock now,
Go beyond and cry no more!

:erm:

[JayEgo]

Ok, so I'll demote it from the 11.5 I granted it.

:erm: Well, I really never expected you to be so generous!

:evil:

[JayEgo]

Only when I'm drunk and I've only had half a glass of wine in the past two years :(
A what? A half a what? Half? What?

Freak!

:evil:

[Lady Wolf]

Thrown aside the demons cast alive the burning remains of your soul
Crushed hearts, torn from within the timeless night still beating,
Wretched derivative forms basking in the moonlight,
As the planet above sinks into the burning wastes of a dying sun,
You can never fight the suffering that captures your thrill,
Exciting your passion for what was once a phallic part of you,
Now you hear the scent of orgasmic lust from the heavens above you,
Disgust at the once pure now beyond the realms and lying in a stagnant pit,
Distrusting the fifth remnant of all you once read,
Your stamina tears away your flesh like the World's Longest once was,
A thread of dignity is a laughing stock now,
Go beyond and cry no more!

:erm:

*Weeps*

[Lady Wolf]

A what? A half a what? Half? What?

Freak!

:evil:


Well it was a very good Cava - the day we brought Wolfling home from the hospital. Not allowed any more, it's bad form to get the cub drunk don't ya know, even if it is second hand!

[Sharon]

There are literary standards?

:erm:

Not very high ones, but some.

Well no, upon reflection there are not.

T'was wistful thinking on my part.

[FallingLlama]

Thrown aside the demons cast alive the burning remains of your soul
Crushed hearts, torn from within the timeless night still beating,
Wretched derivative forms basking in the moonlight,
As the planet above sinks into the burning wastes of a dying sun,
You can never fight the suffering that captures your thrill,
Exciting your passion for what was once a phallic part of you,
Now you hear the scent of orgasmic lust from the heavens above you,
Disgust at the once pure now beyond the realms and lying in a stagnant pit,
Distrusting the fifth remnant of all you once read,
Your stamina tears away your flesh like the World's Longest once was,
A thread of dignity is a laughing stock now,
Go beyond and cry no more!

:erm:

:erm:
Should I rate that on the Personal Poem Incompetence Scale (http://wltstuff.vexingvixen.net/ppi_index.html) or on the Personal Poem Scariness Scale?

[JayEgo]

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how far you can impress the Llama!

And note that I was not the one to say "llama-llama-ding-dong!"
Creep!

I don't need to impress the Llama - I am so beguiling that the Llama cannot resist me!

:erm:

[JayEgo]

They were called as soon as you appeared and were last seen running very quickly in that direction ------->
Chase Me Chase Me!

:evil:

[JayEgo]

time for me to get lunch and get stuck into finishing my uni assignment.

Take care, and :hugs: to y'all! :wave:
See ya Lightweight! :wave:

:evil:

[FallingLlama]

Creep!

I don't need to impress the Llama - I am so beguiling that the Llama cannot resist me!

:erm:


:tapfoot:
Oh really?

[Kathryn Draconna]

Back now... the killing seems to be going well so far. Let us see if the player decides to try copping out of punishment again and coming back later to reclaim his character as if nothing happened (he tried it before and we assigned him the punishment of his character having to die for the fact that he didn't stick around a play out lesser consequences for his earlier transgressions)

[Lady Wolf]

Not very high ones, but some.

Well no, upon reflection there are not.

T'was wistful thinking on my part.

You've got to have a bar even if it's there just to be able to lower it !!!!!!!!!!!

[Sharon]

D'you know... I think we could all do with another rendition of this!

Hands up who knows what tune it's sung to?


:wave: I know! I know!

[JayEgo]

:irked:
It sounds as if there's a marching band drilling downstairs.

Sometimes living in an apartment complex sucks.
Do marching bands include a drill?

Trumpet, French Horn, Drum... Pneumatic-Drill!?

[JayEgo]

More to the point what did the Smurfs do to procreate before Smurfette was created by Gargamel?[sp?]
They played poker!

:evil:

[JayEgo]

*Weeps*
Don't - it's a random wordage drivelsome piece, generated to give the impression of cleverness only!

[Lady Wolf]

Don't - it's a random wordage drivelsome piece, generated to give the impression of cleverness only!


Yup, and that's what brought me to tears..................:gag:

[Lady Wolf]

They played poker!

:evil:

If she's a Lenbaneseeeee then they don't get to :poke2:her?

[Sharon]

I'm not one to be a bore.
At least not any more.
As you can clearly see.
Willet page poems are difficult for me.

Drop my ego on the floor.
To tackle one for page Four.
Not always easier to rhyme than Three.
Please note my lack of glee.

Feeling rather sore.
I've tripped the trap once more.
But JayEgo's on a Spree.
Keep up no hopes have we.

:applause: Well Done!

See :irked: :fiend: Son, already the standards are rising since your return!

[JayEgo]

Not very high ones, but some.

Well no, upon reflection there are not.

T'was wistful thinking on my part.
Bingo!

[JayEgo]

:erm:
Should I rate that on the Personal Poem Incompetence Scale (http://wltstuff.vexingvixen.net/ppi_index.html) or on the Personal Poem Scariness Scale?
:darkside:

[JayEgo]

:tapfoot:
Oh really?
I can see you gather up a lustfull spit as I type!

:evil:

[JayEgo]

:applause: Well Done!

See :irked: :fiend: Son, already the standards are rising since your return!
Where?

:evil:

[Sharon]

I don't know... the Royal Ballet is up there with the Ring cycle, and I ain't talking Japanese horror movies either. (Thats cuz I is kulcherred....)

What like a pearl? Something got into your shell and you sucreted stuff to make it stop irritating you?

[JayEgo]

:wave: I know! I know!
Well, record it and get it on itunes then!

:evil:

[JayEgo]

You've got to have a bar even if it's there just to be able to lower it !!!!!!!!!!!
Bar?

Gin & Tonic please!

(And an ultraviolet light!)

[JayEgo]

Am thoroughly, terribly, awfully, wonderfully, beautifully, splendidly :ketchup:ed now!

[Lady Wolf]

Where?

:evil:


Well it was better than the alternative..

Having read pages one through four.
Can't be bothered any more..........

[Sharon]

Are you saying I'm easy?

*rolls over the moment Milo walks in*


Where eye-candy Milo is concerned...Yes!

[JayEgo]

Where eye-candy Milo is concerned...Yes!
:evil:

[Sharon]

Who's winning?

(Say ME!)


You are my :irked: :fiend: Son. I am biased.

He's a smurf, I know he can't help it, but still...Cooties!!! Abomination!!!

[Sharon]

Night shifts are supposed to be very unhealthy!

Good excuse to phone in sick!?


Had to do that a couple of weeks ago. Cough/Cold/Laryngitis.

[JayEgo]

You are my :irked: :fiend: Son. I am biased.

He's a smurf, I know he can't help it, but still...Cooties!!! Abomination!!!
Yay! :woohoo:

I beats up the smurfling!

[Sharon]

Thrown aside the demons cast alive the burning remains of your soul
Crushed hearts, torn from within the timeless night still beating,
Wretched derivative forms basking in the moonlight,
As the planet above sinks into the burning wastes of a dying sun,
You can never fight the suffering that captures your thrill,
Exciting your passion for what was once a phallic part of you,
Now you hear the scent of orgasmic lust from the heavens above you,
Disgust at the once pure now beyond the realms and lying in a stagnant pit,
Distrusting the fifth remnant of all you once read,
Your stamina tears away your flesh like the World's Longest once was,
A thread of dignity is a laughing stock now,
Go beyond and cry no more!

:erm:


Oh the Angst!

[Sharon]

Well, record it and get it on itunes then!

:evil:


Oh yeah, my off-key warbling will just have everyone demanding downloads and making us buckets of money. :whistle:

[JayEgo]

Oh yeah, my off-key warbling will just have everyone demanding downloads and making us buckets of money. :whistle:
That's the spirit ! Think positive!

We've got a number 4,372 hit on our hands for sure!

:erm:

[JayEgo]

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s34/smilies-29372.png

[JayEgo]

*shaved*Oh nooooo! :(

I was liking well-stubbled Milo!

[Sharon]

That's the spirit ! Think positive!

We've got a number 4,372 hit on our hands for sure!

:erm:


It will be like those incredible bad people that were on American Idol last few seasons. So bad that people didn't vote them out right away just because they wanted to see how awful they could be. Rather like watching a train wreck.

[AuntieC]

Yesterday (that would be Saturday) I went to see the high school production of Fiddler on the Roof. Awesome bottle dance as part of the wedding scene. Well, you had to be there. Unfortunately the bottles had only sand in them so would not have interested C_ris! :whistle:

[Sharon]

*warms up vocal cords* La La La, Ha Ha Ha, Da Da Da

[JayEgo]

It will be like those incredible bad people that were on American Idol last few seasons. So bad that people didn't vote them out right away just because they wanted to see how awful they could be. Rather like watching a train wreck.I am proud to say that i avoid American Idol, British idol, Pop Idol, PopTarts or any other variation on this abysmal theme!

:crazy: