In My Pants

[Gryphon]

I thought this might be fun here, after I saw it in another forum. Simply make a statement that ends with either "in my pants" or "in your pants".

Like:

Houston, we have a problem in my pants.

[Sharon]

Ah, I know this game! Usually it's a quote or a song lyric with the pants bit substituted for the actual words.



Cry Havok, and let loose the dogs in your pants!

[Ghyle]

Lives of great men all remind us
We may make our lives sublime in my pants

Emerson... rejected draft (for some reason)

[celticdragonsong]

There can be only one in my pants..........


The unedited version of the Highlander introduction.

[Gryphon]

Luke, use the Force in my pants.

[Ghyle]

Space... the final frontier in my pants....

[Gryphon]

last night, I shot an elephant in my pants (take-off on an old Groucho Marx joke; the punch line would be, "How an elephant got in my pants, I'll never know!")

[Ghyle]

I do not like green eggs and ham in my pants!

[Milo]

For he on honey dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of paradise... in my pants.


:cuppa:

[Scavy]

Is there a Doctor in my pants?!

[Ghyle]

Trust me, I know what I'm doing in my pants....

[Scavy]

Head towards the light in my pants.

[Rabble]

DI Alex Drake: There's nothing on this harddrive but the time and date.
DCI Gene Hunt: Pong, I've got Pong in my pants.

[Purpura]

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, in my pants.

[Gryphon]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs in my pants,

Kipling's first draft of If

[Gryphon]

Space, the Final Frontier in your pants

[Scavy]

The back of your head is ridiculous, in my pants.

[Samarra]

Hey Scavy, tell your mom I miss her... in my pants.

[Scavy]

Mission Accomplished, in my pants.

[Gryphon]

The back of your head is ridiculous, in my pants.

Hey Scavy, tell your mom I miss her... in my pants.

Mission Accomplished, in my pants.Now, now, you two should clean it up and play nice..... in your pants.

[Samarra]

YOU play nicely... in my pants. :p

[Gryphon]

YOU play nicely... in my pants. :pYou mean it's that easy to get in your pants?

[Purpura]

One way or another, I'm gonna save that boy's life. Whatever it costs in my pants.

[Samarra]

You mean it's that easy to get in your pants?
Just trying not to ruin the point of the thread in my pants!

[Gryphon]

Since I'm very happily married, what could there possibly be to interest me in your pants?

[Samarra]

Trust me, I don't want you, out or... in my pants!

[Gryphon]

That's good, because my wife is very, very happy with what's in my pants.

[Samarra]

Do you want to see a magic trick... in my pants!

[Ghyle]

Who let the dogs out in my pants?

[Scavy]

And she's buying a stairway to heaven in my pants.

[Purpura]

Londo: "Have I ever told you, that you are very cute, for a Minbari? Oh and you are cute, too, in an annoying sort of way. Everybody's cute. Everybody's cute. Even me. But in purple, I am stunning in my pants!"

[ValAnn]

If I could save time in my pants...

First take on "Time in a bottle" by Jim Croce

[Gini_xX]

"Let's be bad guys!" in your pants...

[Ryuu]

[Initial draft for B5 opening narration, season 4]

Lennier: It was the year of fire in my pants,
Zack Allan: The year of destruction in my pants,
Citizen G'Kar: The year we took back what was ours in your pants.
Lyta Alexander: It was the year of rebirth in my pants,
Ambassador Vir Cotto: The year of great sadness in my pants,
Marcus Cole: The year of pain in my pants,
Delenn: And a year of joy in my pants.
Ambassador Londo Mollari: It was a new age in my pants.
Dr. Stephen Franklin: It was the end of history in my pants.
Susan Ivanova: It was the year everything changed in my pants.
Michael Garibaldi: The year is 2261.
Captain John Sheridan: The place, in my pants.

[Gryphon]

[Initial draft for B5 opening narration, season 4]

Lennier: It was the year of fire in my pants,
Zack Allan: The year of destruction in my pants,
Citizen G'Kar: The year we took back what was ours in your pants.
Lyta Alexander: It was the year of rebirth in my pants,
Ambassador Vir Cotto: The year of great sadness in my pants,
Marcus Cole: The year of pain in my pants,
Delenn: And a year of joy in my pants.
Ambassador Londo Mollari: It was a new age in my pants.
Dr. Stephen Franklin: It was the end of history in my pants.
Susan Ivanova: It was the year everything changed in my pants.
Michael Garibaldi: The year is 2261.
Captain John Sheridan: The place, in my pants.

I think we have a winner.......in my pants!

[Scavy]

I do believe you're right in my pants.

[Paulita]

Who cares what's in my pants just give me a drink.

[Ryuu]

I think we have a winner.......in my pants!I thank you in my pants:bow:

[Scavy]

This facility will hold everything you'll ever need in my pants.

[Purpura]

I am laughing at this thread in my pants


From the coast of Westfall
To Black Fathom Deeps
Silent I'll hunt you
Silent I will creep in my pants

Gliding through the depths
Gliding to your death
Upon the shore I rise
Hold my flippers to the skies in my pants

I am more than a fish
I am more than a man
Death will rise from the tide
I am Murloc! In my pants

I am king of the sea
But I'm not Aquaman
Death will rise
Hear our cry
RwlRwlRwlRwl
I am Murloc! In my pants

Hunter of the tides
I will end your life In my pants
Mourn your fallen brave
Sleep in a sunken grave in my pants

Feel the deadly fin
My nets drag you in
Bloodstained sand and gore in my pants
All that's left upon the shore in my pants
RwlRwlRwlRwl RwlRwlRwlRwl

I am more than a fish
I am more than a man
Death will rise from the tide
I am Murloc! in my pants

I am king of the sea in my pants
But I'm not Aquaman in my pants
Death will rise
Hear our cry
RwlRwlRwlRwl RwlRwlRwlRwl
I am Murloc! In my pants

Empty eyes never blinking
Armored scales but never sinking
Puddle jumper, the Coastal Runner
Call me the Tide Hunter in my pants
Raise your flippers to the sky!
RwlRwlRwlRwl RwlRwlRwlRwl

I am more than a fish
I am more than a man
Death will rise from the tide
RwlRwlRwlRwl
I am Murloc!

I am king of the sea
Not a queen like Aquaman in my pants
Death will rise
Hear our cry in my pants
RwlRwlRwlRwl
I am Murloc!

I am death in my pants


(Original lyrics minus the in my pants part are by a group of World of Warcraft Developers http://www.wowwiki.com/Level_70_Elite_Tauren_Chieftain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy_LqXttBsI

[Gryphon]

WWGBD in my pants?