Famous Last Words

[Beisla]

It's simple: post some "last words". :evil:
I'll start with a simple one.

"Oops."

[Gryphon]

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

[fejar]

"A car, no I don't think so"

[Milo]

"1... 2.... 3...."

[Dux]

"Bear? What bear?"

[mawofone]

I don't give a DAMN.



(just give me the beer)

[ValAnn]

Seriously, all you need is a hammer and a screwdriver...

[Scavy]

"What's the worst that could happen?"

[Milo]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.

[fejar]

"Run, we can beat it!"

[Beisla]

I can get up in two minutes and down in three seconds!

[Gryphon]

"Naw, you don't have to turn the circuit breaker off."

[Quixotic]

Did you hear that?

[Dux]

"You stay here while I go check out the strange sounds coming from down in the basement."

[fejar]

I don't remember if this is loaded................

[Gryphon]

"Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing."

[Ryuu]

"Hey, y'all! Watch THIS!"

[Fabe]

"We actually got a a clank gun" (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030430)

[mawofone]

But, I wanted to know what would happen.

[Purpura]

"Mommy!"

[ValAnn]

What does "R" stand for again?

[Cherlyn]

"So far so good . . ."

[Cherlyn]

*Lights match to read words on box*

"D - Y - N - A - M - I - T - E . . . I wonder what that spells?"

[ValAnn]

*Lights match to read words on box*

"D - Y - N - A - M - I - T - E . . . I wonder what that spells?"

:rofl:

How about "BOOM! BOOM! Out go the lights!"

[Scavy]

Hey, should this arrow point to 'E'?

[Wolfegar]

"Let's split up, we can cover more ground."

(Nevermind somebody usually dies shortly after those words are spoken. You can tell that people in spooky movies don't usually watch spooky movies.)

[Puggie]

Captain Kirk to a person wearing a red shirt (not in Engineering) on an alien planet:

"Go scout round"

[Socrates]

Job Opportunity: Teen Councilor, Camp Crystal Lake

[mawofone]

But, he said it was safe

[Quixotic]

Don't worry, it's fixed.

[Wolfegar]

"Trust me."

[mawofone]

It is not THAT high up.

[Ryuu]

:note:"I believe I can FLY...":note:

[ValAnn]

What's this button do?

[mawofone]

Go on you can jump it.

[Scavy]

Is that gasoline?

[Wolfegar]

I'll be back in a minute. Wait here.

[Scavy]

Relax, those are just ghost stories.

[Cherlyn]

The sign says: "WELCOME to Jerusalem's Lot, Maine"

Let's stay awhile . . .

[mawofone]

That hitchiker does not look dangerous, lets pick him up. Yes I know that there is a murder on the loose, but, it can not be him.

[woollymouse]

Don't ask me I don't know what's gonna happen.

[Purpura]

Freddy's coming... And he wants to make sure you don't wake up.

[woollymouse]

Is that a bird or a plane?

[Quixotic]

Look, it's 50-50. Just pick one.

[Beisla]

Oh, there won't be another train for hours. I'm sure we can use the bridge.

[Scavy]

Guys, relax I've done this dozens of times before.

[Wolfegar]

"Cut the red wire. It's always the red wire."

[ValAnn]

Blonde girl, in t-shirt and panties: Did you step on that twig?
Bruntte girl, in t-shirt and panties: No, did you?

[Quixotic]

okay....... left or right?

[fejar]

AAAAAAAh, so cute!

[Quixotic]

Blonde girl, in t-shirt and panties: Did you step on that twig?
Bruntte girl, in t-shirt and panties: No, did you?

this is why these movies work.. all the males wait for the panties....what was the topic?

[ValAnn]

this is why these movies work.. all the males wait for the panties....what was the topic?

:giggle:

[Purpura]

"Bates Motel"

Death of some good chocolate sauce *teehee*

[cwolf]

Not Again (The plant from Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy)

[Lady Wolf]

Earth lead, what earth lead?

[Samarra]

I'm all packed for D*C!

[Cherlyn]

"You can ignore the BEWARE OF BEAR sign, just poke him with the stick to wake him up . . ."

[fejar]

Well it works in the movies!

[Quixotic]

Show me that again!

[JENRN]

on stargate sg1 i think the first episodes:
"well we could always mcgyver it"

[Sharon]

On the map, this road looks like a shorter route.

[mawofone]

But they said that chainmail bakini was a good idea!

Duct tape makes a great costume, it won't hurt takeing it off.

[fejar]

But all dogs like me!

[Gryphon]

Hey, if we sit here on this wall, we can throw things at the tiger!

[Bullbound]

Do you smell something strange?

[Bullbound]

What did you say?

[Wolfegar]

It's only a little water.

[Cherlyn]

Isn't that an iceberg ?

[Scavy]

Don't worry, you probably just imagined it.

[Quixotic]

"Let's just wait to be rescued"

[Scavy]

I think we lost him.

[Rabble]

What happens if I mix these chemicals?

[Samarra]

McCain/Palin '08!

[Quixotic]

i asked my 11yr old what he would think some famous last words were. his reply was

"i'm gonna die"

:D

had me on the floor

:D

Q

[Beisla]

i asked my 11yr old what he would think some famous last words were. his reply was

"i'm gonna die"

:D

had me on the floor

:D

QLol, that is pretty good! :laugh:

[Gryphon]

Don't worry, I packed this parachute myself.

[p'ter]

What blue flashing light?

[mawofone]

I'm sure he is dead.

[Wolfegar]

"Don't you dare quit on me now!"

[Cherlyn]

Not Again

Also the guy in 'Spaceballs' when the alien comes out of his chest . . . again . . . :rofl2:

[Cherlyn]

"Look down the barrel, I am sure the gun's empty . . ."

[Cherlyn]

Sign on a canister marked 'radiation': "DO NOT OPEN"

[JENRN]

got an email from friend sign on a penrith station?

[Quixotic]

"This wasn't such a bad idea"

[ValAnn]

got an email from friend sign on a penrith station?
:faint:
Holy Smokes! What - EXACTLY - does that mean?

How about the ever-popular "I've got a bad feeling about this..." from Star Wars.

[Cherlyn]

"If you can read this, you are within firing range"

[Rabble]

"ooeer... I feel strange... my tummy is all bloated..."

[Scavy]

I think I hear banjos.

[Rabble]

"Hey, i'm going to get a great photo of the rally car!"

[Quixotic]

Dudes! I think this tunnel leads right under the rocket! Grab the beer and lets go!

[Paulita]

Hmm that lion is looking at me funny....

[Wolfegar]

1st Person: What was that?
2nd Person: I didn't hear anything.

[Rabble]

"Hey, I just saw a blue police box flying away from here at high speed!"

[Scavy]

Aw come on, a little civilian rally never hurt anyone.

[Cherlyn]

Two idiots in a row boat:

"What's that roaring sound?"

"It's a waterfall you idiot !"

"Waterfall?"

[Nenwen]

"We're almost out of here. I can see a light at the other end of this tunnel."

[Wolfegar]

"We're almost out of here. I can see a light at the other end of this tunnel."
Go into the light.

[mawofone]

But he said I could eat them

[Nenwen]

"I do."

[Kugai]

"No, I'm sure that the storm has passed."

[Scavy]

alright men, to victory!

[Kugai]

Relax mate, it's only a few dark clouds on the Horizon.

[Quixotic]

See if it's alive. Poke it with a stick.

[Kugai]

I know these waters like the back of my hand

[fejar]

I have a good feeling about this house!

[Ryuu]

"Now, young Skywalker....DIE!!!"

[Rabble]

"Hah! The Doctor can not stop me now!"

[elfycat]

Ummmmm............

(as a prequel to saying anything else, i.e. it's already too late....)

[Kugai]

"We do this right, they'll be handing out medals by the bucket load."

Captain Jankowski, EAS Promethius

[Nenwen]

"Uh-oh."

[Kugai]

Relax! I've flown through these mountains hundreds of times.

[Rabble]

"Pfft, I'm not scared of Basement Cat!"

[Wolfegar]

"Come on! What could happen?"

[Rabble]

"Don't worry, saw this on Mythbusters!"

[Nenwen]

"Did you remember to unplug the coffee pot?"

Often said at the start of long vacations...after which the family returns home to a burnt out shell.

[Kugai]

No, I'm pretty sure I disconnected the system from the Launch Code reader.

[Wolfegar]

What's this flashing red light mean?

[Kugai]

"Oooh look Daddy, there's another airplane out there and I can see into the Cockpit."

[Quixotic]

"Oooh look Daddy, there's another airplane out there and I can see into the Cockpit."

you wouldn't have the time to make that statement.

[Wolfegar]

You're going to be all right.

[Nenwen]

"Relax, I know exactly where I'm going."

[Rabble]

'Let's tease the monkey!' :poke:

[Yonuh Adisi Fiend Jedi]

I dare you.

[Fire Bird]

ignore the sign...of course you can feed them.

[Fire Bird]

You did WHAT!

[Lyra]

You haven't heard the last of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (as the person falls over the cliff)

[Wolfegar]

The End



?


(The original version of The Blob had that at the end, I think.)

[Ryuu]

Lex: "Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legends!"

[Fire Bird]

Don't make me pull this car over.

[Lyra]

Nothing's gonna happen, nothing ever happens in this town.

[Nenwen]

"Do you smell smoke?"

[Gryphon]

Map? I laid this minefield out! I don't heed a map!

[Gryphon]

Take cover? We're outside the range of his weapon, don't worry.

[Lyra]

I'm bored.... Well then, I've got an idea!

[Nenwen]

"I can handle anything you dish out."

[fejar]

No animal can be that inteligent!

[Kugai]

Hey don't worry! The Intermix formula's only out by 0.0002 percent, what could possibly go wrong?!

[ligras]

I gotta try that - what do they call it? - hen gliding . . .

[ligras]

Nah - I prefer that budgie-jumping.

[Kugai]

Meh - Ihd preefer dat Paraiah-Glidin' thang.



:D

[Ryuu]

Hrrooom... I... don't... remember... now.



How many days do we wait?Sorry, Kugai--I couldn't resist:evil: Welcome back:biggrin:

Henry: (reading instructions) And carefully cut the wires leading to the clockwork fuse at the head.
(Trapper cuts the wires)
Henry: But first, remove the fuse.

[Lyra]

Let's take this outside....

[Lady Faizah]

"Cut the red wire."
"Which one? They're all red!"

[Lyra]

they're just babies... they wouldn't hurt a fly!

[Lady Faizah]

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"

[Kugai]

Sorry, Kugai--I couldn't resist:evil: Welcome back:biggrin:

Henry: (reading instructions) And carefully cut the wires leading to the clockwork fuse at the head.
(Trapper cuts the wires)
Henry: But first, remove the fuse.


LOL

Oh comeon, it's just a red Plymouth car!

[Fire Bird]

He looks safe...

[Lyra]

Don't judge the book by the cover...

[Lady Faizah]

"It'll be okay, I saw this on TV once!"

[Lyra]

"Happy Birthday honey... it's an Iron"

[Lady Faizah]

"Don't try this at home!"

[Lyra]

"come on, they're only turtles"

I couldn't resist carrying this over

[Kugai]

"To erase your brains memory, press blue button once - Yeah right."

[Nenwen]

"It's got instructions with pictures."

[Nenwen]

"So easy even a caveman can do it."

Sorry, couldn't resist. :whistle:

[Kugai]

"We will take the road through the forest. We have nothing to fear from the local Germanic tribes after all."

[Quixotic]

great costume for halloween dude! (couldn't resist that one :) )

[Kugai]

"Hey! I just got a posting as a Security Officer aboard the Enterprise! It's gonna be great learning from Kirk."

[Lyra]

"oooo is that pie?"

[Lady Faizah]

"DON'T PRESS TH-- Aw, crap. I warned you!"

[Kugai]

"What rumbling noise?"

[fejar]

"but why shouldn't I go in there?"

[Nenwen]

From my uncle: "Don't worry, I've got it all planned out."

He actually said this yesterday...and today he's at the computer redesigning his plan. :whistle:

[Kugai]

"No, I'm pretty sure it's safe."

[Cherlyn]

Yes, I'm sure the bridge can hold us both . . . ignore the frayed rope . . ."

[Kugai]

"Hey Sarge! What does 'Achung Miyenen' mean?"

[Quixotic]

"yes, you do look fat in that"






:rofl:

[Lyra]

"But you said you liked cats....."

[Yonuh Adisi Fiend Jedi]

Don't worry, it's not loaded.

[Kugai]

"Naaaah, we've got enough fuel."

[Lyra]

"Only one engine out? We'll make it no problem!"

[Kugai]

Wormhole? What wormhole??"