Dante's Inferno Test

[Elena]

Okay, so here's the deal. At the following URL:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
There is a whimsical test which will jokingly inform you what level of hell you are likely to go to. It is fun. Please post your results :devil:

I was in Purgatory
:ok:

Edit: Limbo is Level 1, not Level 2

[Kugai]

Well, as is typical of me, I'm half way down :D

5th level of Hell :devil: :evilgrin: ;)

[Rho]

One step beyond, the 6th level :eek:

[Beisla]

I'm in the sixth level of Hell. ( Heretics) :devil:

I also got 'very high' for the first level ( Virtuous Non-Believers :evil: ) and 'moderate' for the eight level ( Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)

[granath]

Hehe!

Another 6th level. :devil: :devil:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[prekharper]

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
:angel:

[AnnMarie]

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


I think I got this level because I am Pagan, I don't believe in sin per se, and I have no trouble punching someone in the kisser if they got it coming. Oh, I also believe some people just deserve to be executed.(Just not for my personal gain)

[Tony]

Bugger!.....I always knew I was in deep doodoo! ;)
But at least I'm in good company! :D

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[Lara]

Seventh Level! It would seem I'm extremely violent! :eek:

[Lady Cin]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[wulfin]

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Extreme
Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
Level 4 - Prodigal an Avarice - Extreme
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Very High
Level 6 - Heretics - Moderate
Level 7 - Violent - Extreme
Level 8 - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Very High
Level 9 - Treacherous - Very High

[Shadow*]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

:devil: You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Ho hum.....maybe it's just as well, I'd miss all my friends if I went up instead of down. ;) :D

[Milo]

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.




Has anybody else read Dante's Divine Comedy?

[Dawn]

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
:angel:

It's good to see that I'll have company in Purgatory. ;) :D

[j_mercuryuk]

i'll see you ther dawn.

[wulfin]

Has anybody else read Dante's Divine Comedy?

I actually studied part of the Inferno in university, though i had read all the texts when i was in grade 12.. we played a piece based on the Divine Comedy and whenever we played a piece based on literature we were to read it....so... in short..yes :) I have read the entire Divinde Comedy and own it as well.

[prekharper]

It's good to see that I'll have company in Purgatory. ;) :D
i'll see you ther dawn.
See? There are a few good ones around!
:angel: :angel: :angel:

[dae]

5th level of hell hmm ah well it's nice to know when people tell me i'm going to hell that they are right :darkside:

[Kitsch]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell

[C_ris]

Level Five! :devil:

[Nagetier]

Level Seven. And here I expected to be in nine, but I hate money and am against war, physical or emotional abuse, and SUVs.

(Being against SUVs is something everyone really should be.)

[Beisla]

See? There are a few good ones around!
:angel: :angel: :angel::razz:

[Selene]

Ok I'm a sinful person indeed .When I go I will land at the second level of hell. :wave: :bouncy: :faint:
Now back to the site and see what some lies will do for my eternal rest ;)
As I thought :devil: it really helps to tell lies : Purgatory was my new restingplace :devil: :darkside: :darkside: :darkside: :crazy:

[Elena]

See? There are a few good ones around!
:angel: :angel: :angel:

And me! *looks put out ... then remembers angels aren't supposed to look put out ... :angel: *

[Shazza]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High


I am a HellKat. Therefore it stands to reason that I shall go to hell. Nice to see I am up so high in the food chain though.

[prekharper]

And me! *looks put out ... then remembers angels aren't supposed to look put out ... :angel: *
Ooops, sorry about that Elena -- I was looking for the fourth person but figured that he/she voted but didn't post. I never thought to look in the initial post :roll:

[lccorp2]

Yep-got dunked into level 6. :devil:

[Bardmaiden]

Second level of Hell :devil:

[Lady Legira]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

[Pat]

Looks like I'll be all alone in Level 3, so far....but I see have have great company in the levels above and below!!! :D

[Wolfegar]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

-=-

Say what? Limbo? I get Limbo? How do they figure? I only rate Limbo? Something's not right....

Oh, well. At least I'll get to meet Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates and Aristotle.

[Kugai]

You'll be in good company then Wolfie :D

[AnnMarie]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

-=-

Say what? Limbo? I get Limbo? How do they figure? I only rate Limbo? Something's not right....

Oh, well. At least I'll get to meet Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates and Aristotle.

CAESER? In LIMBO ????

Okay, that is just WRONG !

[Maedhbh]

... upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. ...
This sounds like a nice place. I guess. Glad I'm going there over the other levels. Am curious to read this book though.

[Milo]

CAESER? In LIMBO ????

Okay, that is just WRONG !
Dante was Italian. Caeser was his heroe, along with Virgil. He hated Homer.

[Goldendragon]

:devil: Im in the fifth level of hell! :devil:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

[scentman]

I too am in Limbo - the land of Virtuous unbelievers.

*looks around* hey, this part of hell isn't as bad as the travel brochure made out....don't know if I want to stay here permanently though...too many other universes to explore, with a lot less brimstone.

now where's the reciprocal poll....there's two sides to every coin...which heaven do we fit into???

[Kugai]

Does this mean we're all going to Hell in a Handbasket?? :D :evil: :devil: ;)

[Ravien Coromana]

9th lv! haha! I AM EVIL!

[JayEgo]

Way down in the Seventh Level :devil:

I'd have thought a bit higher myself though... I do try! :angel:

Ja¥son xx

[ladyholdermara]

Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

Shards! I'm in 7!!! :eek: I didn't think I was THAT evil! But I guess I need to accept my fate :evil: :devil: :darkside: Mwahahahahaha!!!

[Elisabetha]

I am in the sixth level of hel :devil: . At least I will be in good company there, as I noticed a lot of us are being send there. :evil:

[Elisabetha]

BTW, I have not yet read Dantes Inferno, but I am planning to, I am looking for an afordable copy (have been looking for a while).

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

[Calaedros]

I've been banished to the 2nd Level :angel:

Cal

[carmella]

Well, I'm in Purgatory, but love to eat. so I may be headed down
down
down
down
to another level. :shhh: :shhh: :O

[DuchessPariah]

I think I got this level because I am Pagan, I don't believe in sin per se, and I have no trouble punching someone in the kisser if they got it coming. Oh, I also believe some people just deserve to be executed.(Just not for my personal gain)

*tilts hat to AnnMarie*

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 (Limbo) - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Low
Level 7 - Violent - Very High
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Moderate

Further note: I am with my soul-sister in the seventh level of Hell. Thus, how bad could it be? ;)

*pokes BDR* And, I get to bug the *cough* Hell out of you.

[Dolphineer]

8th for me. :devil:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

*pokes BDR* And, I get to bug the *cough* Hell out of you.

Well at least I have good company :D

[Nurianna]

<snipity>




Has anybody else read Dante's Divine Comedy?


I havnt read it, but I've seen the Mud Slinging version of Dante's Inferno~ and Baowolf~ (I know im spelling it wrong, sry) At faire three very talented mud-slingers perform "Theater in the Ground" Most of the time it's comfortable enough, but mid October the Ohio mud get reaaaallll cold!

I try to watch one of their shows a year, intentionally wearing a muslin pesant top and sit center front, so they can properly splatter me~ It comes out of my colored skirts but not my white chimese~



:angel: im in the 3rd level of hell,,, but apparently i could have easily slipped into the 7th and 8th levels as well~ I must have answered one or two wrong~ lol~

[Mayhem]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme


OMG! :faint: *sigh* See you there!

[Calaedros]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme


OMG! :faint: *sigh* See you there!

Wow! You're going down ;)

Cal

[Bamy]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Lone Dragon]

im at level 5 :devil: and i can understand why, but i try to be a good person :) i just cant stand a lot of people :evil: and that would describe my withdrawn side also :noface:

[TamTam]

The second level of hell, where the lustful spend eternity...

Hey, baby, c'mere. Lemme rub your back... Doesn't that feel good?

Didn't think I was that easy.

[Rabble]

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.




Has anybody else read Dante's Divine Comedy? I'll see you there. Will you bring the mashmallows or shall I?
:evil:

[Rabble]

Does this mean we're all going to Hell in a Handbasket?? :D :evil: :devil: ;)
No, i'm taking a bucket...

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[Mitch]

:evil: :devil: :darkside:

I always knew I was bad! 7th level here.

My stack-up scores:

Purgatory: Very Low
Level 1: Very Low
Level 2: High
Level 3: Very High
Level 4: Very High
Level 5: Extreme
Level 6: Very High
Level 7: Extreme
Level 8: High
Level 9: Moderate

:aaah: :runaway: :disguise: :help: :scared: :faint: :eek: