A home for the young-at-heart!

[C_ris]

Theres a home for the very young, so heres one for the older young 'uns! :evil:

*lays out plates of :cake: and :cookie:*

:D

[Mayhem]

*wanders in, grabs a :cookie: and flomps down onto beanbag*
Looks good here! Whassup????

[Milo]

sweeeet duude, like, peace out.

[Keita]

:p

[C_ris]

*wanders in, grabs a :cookie: and flomps down onto beanbag*
Looks good here! Whassup????
no sitting down! Grab a brush and start painting!

*hands out brushes and paint cans* :evil:

[Keita]

*Hauls out the boom-box and rummages around in the upboard for baggy jeans* :roll:

[Priscilla]

*comes in the door, carrying lots of boxes of fresh, hot pizza* Hey, if you folks are going to redecorate, I can provide the food! ;)

[Milo]

no sitting down! Grab a brush and start painting!

*hands out brushes and paint cans* :evil:
*hands out paintball guns*

no you silly kid, for the walls of course.

[Danae]

What are we painting?!? I like to paint! :bouncy:

[C_ris]

*comes in the door, carrying lots of boxes of fresh, hot pizza* Hey, if you folks are going to redecorate, I can provide the food! ;)
mmm! pizza! :D

[C_ris]

*hands out paintball guns*

no you silly kid, for the walls of course.
nice one c'milo! much better than brushes! :evil:

[Elianth]

Now, now! Shouldn't we all share our cookies and get along, young and old....er?

[Danae]

Share?? NEVER!!!!!!!!! :runaway:

[Dawn]

Mmmmm...pizza! :bouncy:

So, what color are you painting?

[C_ris]

Any and every! :evil:

[Mayhem]

no sitting down! Grab a brush and start painting!

*hands out brushes and paint cans* :evil:
*grabs a brush, and the nice can of sparkly silver paint*
Where do I start????
Oooooooooooooo! Pizzzzzzzza! *drooooooooools*

[Keita]

Right over there! :good: ---------->

[Dawn]

Any and every! :evil:

Goody! :ok: My favorite colors are red, black & shades of blue, and turquoise.

*grabs some of each and starts painting...*

[Keita]

[voice of reason]Uh, what exactly are we painting[/voice of reason] :evil:

[C_ris]

[voice of reason]Uh, what exactly are we painting[/voice of reason] :evil:
anything! :evil:

*grabs paintball gun and slats Attraio for talkign about 'reason'* :evil:

[Keita]

*Grabs spraygun and sets to **blobs** *

We shall paint Crispy! :evil:

*Fires blob of paint at Crispy*

[C_ris]

*Grabs spraygun and sets to **blobs** *

We shall paint Crispy! :evil:

*Fires blob of paint at Crispy*
*gets splattered with paint*

*picks up paint tin and charges at Attraio* :evil:

[Keita]

*sidesteps and thwaps Crispy with his cane*

[C_ris]

*sidesteps and thwaps Crispy with his cane*
*pivots and throws the paint tin onto Att Atts head* :evil:

[Mayhem]

*Finds pressure sprayer*
:evil:
Hullo Crispy!!!!!
*Lets it rip, leaving silver surrounded Crispy sillouette on the wall*
Teehee!
*runs*

[C_ris]

*Finds pressure sprayer*
:evil:
Hullo Crispy!!!!!
*Lets it rip, leaving silver surrounded Crispy sillouette on the wall*
Teehee!
*runs*
*is half silver coated*

[Mayhem]

*is half silver coated*
Will fix THAT!
*Runs around the back of Crispy with the red paint*
:evil:
Better???
:angel:
:devil:

[C_ris]

Will fix THAT!
*Runs around the back of Crispy with the red paint*
:evil:
Better???
:angel:
:devil:
yes thanks! :D

*tips very large tin of yellow paint over plat*

:evil:

[Milo]

*dons ski mask*
*whips out pink spraycan*
*anonymously writes on wall*

CRISPY SPAMS HIS POST COUNT ;) :razz:

[C_ris]

*dons ski mask*
*whips out pink spraycan*
*anonymously writes on wall*

CRISPY SPAMS HIS POST COUNT ;) :razz:
*dons balaclava*
*gets tin of blue paint*
*anonymously writseunderneath*

AS DOES C'MILO!

[Mayhem]

yes thanks! :D

*tips very large tin of yellow paint over plat*

:evil:
:eek:
*Turns yellow startlingly fast*
This clashes with my eyes :irked:
*Polka dots Crispy with neon pink paint*
:razz:

[C_ris]

:eek:
*Turns yellow startlingly fast*
This clashes with my eyes :irked:
*Polka dots Crispy with neon pink paint*
:razz:
*becomes a unique Mr Blobby pattern*

[cewp]

Oh boy, this looks like fun...

*grabs a slice of pizza in one hand and a spray can of purple paint in the other. Stands in the middle of the room and spins while holding down the button on the paint.*


:whee:
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE :hopping:

[Jax]

Well, the paint's sure to be dry by now! LOL If anyone walked in here with the current art deco wallpaper we seem to have, they wouldn't need to see whjich forum this is! :evil:

[pern_queen_rider]

No, they won't.

*spray paints blue/black stripes on everyone*

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*stuffs mouth full of cookies, grabs a paint brush, and starts painting everything... including people*

:angel:

[Milo]

*stuffs mouth full of cookies, grabs a paint brush, and starts painting everything... including people*

:angel:
*dips a :smurf: in the pink bucket, paints Kalina with it*

[Jax]

*trips over someone's feet and falls into a bucket of paint*

*sputters*

[Milo]

*points and laughs*

:evil:

[Jax]

*gets up and looks at orange coloured rear* oh great! :roll:

*tries to butt Milo*

[pern_queen_rider]

*waves wand and milo and jax are now fused together wit ha smurf*

[Danae]

This is the longest paint fight in history!!!

[cosmic dancer]

*peaks in and wonders if she's allowed in*

[Danae]

Not yet it aint! :evil:
So I take it this thing has no intentions of ending any time soon then? :laugh:

[Jax]

*butt-prints Cos and Danae*

[Milo]

Ewwwww...

I gots a BUTT print on me! :erm:

[Jax]

:evil: :whistle:

[Danae]

I've been butted!!!! I'm orange!!

[cosmic dancer]

*butt-prints Cos and Danae*

Bbbbut I only peaked in :tears:








Hmmmm ...

















Ok, this means war :evil:

Loads a super-soaker gun with bright pink paint and aims it at Jax :devil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*comes in, screeches to a halt as she sees the chaos, turns around and bolts out*

:eek: :runaway:

[Danae]

*comes in, screeches to a halt as she sees the chaos, turns around and bolts out*

:eek: :runaway:
*Chases Kalina with a bucket of purple polka-dotted paint*

I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!! :evil:

[Milo]

*comes in, screeches to a halt as she sees the chaos, turns around and bolts out*

:eek: :runaway:
*Ties Kalina up and paints her hair urple* :evil:

[Priscilla]

Nooooooooooooooooo! Not "urple"!!!!!!!!! :eek: :devil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*Chases Kalina with a bucket of purple polka-dotted paint*

I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!! :evil:

*runs faster*

Wait... I don't HAVE a dog! :erm: :confused:

*Ties Kalina up and paints her hair urple* :evil:

:eek:

Nooooo!!!

Wait... that might be interesting.

:razz:

*plans on painting Milo's hair pink* :evil:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

*Ties Kalina up and paints her hair urple* :evil:
Hey, tying her up is MY job! :devil: :whistle:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Hey, tying her up is MY job! :devil: :whistle:


:evil:





:angel:

[Milo]

*plans on painting Milo's hair pink* :evil:
:cool:

[Milo]

Hey, tying her up is MY job! :devil: :whistle:
Gerronwit then! :evil:

[pern_queen_rider]

*waves magick wand and everyone but hosites are hogtied* *paints everyone bright green* *puts on electric pink polka dots* Heheheeee.

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

*waves magick wand and everyone but hosites are hogtied* *paints everyone bright green* *puts on electric pink polka dots* Heheheeee.
Everyone but hosties, eh? So that means you're hogtied too! :evil:

[pern_queen_rider]

Everyone but hosties, eh? So that means you're hogtied too! :evil:
Yup. Now we are ALL at their mercy. :devil: :darkside:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*waves magick wand and everyone but hosites are hogtied* *paints everyone bright green* *puts on electric pink polka dots* Heheheeee.

*is immune to crazy pernies silly little magic tricks*

:razz:

[cosmic dancer]

*runs faster*

Wait... I don't HAVE a dog! :erm: :confused:



:eek:

Nooooo!!!

Wait... that might be interesting.

:razz:

*plans on painting Milo's hair pink* :evil:

If you need any help with that Kalina, just ask. I have lots of pink paint! :evil:

[cosmic dancer]

*waves magick wand and everyone but hosites are hogtied* *paints everyone bright green* *puts on electric pink polka dots* Heheheeee.

:eek: I don't think that's really my colour :no:

*Transforms into Golden Eagle form and flies out of her bonds to a safe distance. Thinks ... should I drop paint filled balloons from this height?* :evil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

If you need any help with that Kalina, just ask. I have lots of pink paint! :evil:

:evil:

Excellant!!

*tackles Milo and ties him to a chair*

Ready with that paint, Cos? :devil:

*starts painting 'Milo pink*

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

But that's not a punishment for him! :p Paint him puke green or something :darkside:

[C_ris]

So I take it this thing has no intentions of ending any time soon then? :laugh:

ENDing? Nah.

[C_ris]

*paints On-On luminous yellow* :angel:

[Milo]

*looks at on-on*

Gah! Blinded we is!

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

Sorry, I didn't mean to moon you :disguise:

[Milo]

*staggers around blindly*

[pern_queen_rider]

*paints milo bright neon green*

[Danae]

I know I have some pea green paint here somewhere...

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*adds some brown to the green on Milo*

:crazy: Ewww... that looks like... :evil:

[cosmic dancer]

:evil:

Excellant!!

*tackles Milo and ties him to a chair*

Ready with that paint, Cos? :devil:

*starts painting 'Milo pink*

Oh yes! :evil:

*Starts by painting Milo's hair bright pink* :evil:

[cosmic dancer]

*adds some brown to the green on Milo*

:crazy: Ewww... that looks like... :evil:

:yuk: That is not a nice colour :shake:

[Milo]

:woohoo:

I gots pink hair! :party:

[cosmic dancer]

:woohoo:

I gots pink hair! :party:

:shake: I should have guessed that anyone who could like RHS smurf may have no issues with pink hair!

Hmmm ... how about if we splatter all sorts of random colours over it and allow them to merge and form a sludge on your head? Would you still be partying then? :evil:

[Milo]

Probably... ;)

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Probably... ;)

:rofl2:

[cosmic dancer]

Probably... ;)

Ok you asked for it. :evil:

*Finds 6 paint sprayers and fills them with the most disgusting paint colours she can find, including sludge brown and urple. Sprays them randomly over Milo's head until his hair is completely coated in the paint and it forms a yucky sticky sludge that looks like it will never wash out*

There you go Milo! How do you like your new hair colour? :devil:

[Milo]

*uses sludge to style hair in an outraaaaaaaaaaaaageous manner*

Just fine thank you. :yes:

[cosmic dancer]

I've sludged your hair and you actually seem to like it!?! :weirdo: Does anything like this worry you? How about if we decided to cut most of your hair off :evil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

I've sludged your hair and you actually seem to like it!?! :weirdo: Does anything like this worry you? How about if we decided to cut most of your hair off :evil:

Or we could shave him... :devil:

Oh! Or just PART of his hair off in random spots... :evil:

[Milo]

I've sludged your hair and you actually seem to like it!?! :weirdo: Does anything like this worry you? How about if we decided to cut most of your hair off :evil:
NO! NO! NO!:eek:

[Milo]

Or we could shave him... :devil:

Oh! Or just PART of his hair off in random spots... :evil:
You can shave whatever you want, just leave the hair on my head. :razz:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

You can shave whatever you want, just leave the hair on my head. :razz:

Whatever we want, eh? Oh-ho!! :evil:

So, you're rather attached to the hair on your head, are you? :whistle:

[Milo]

Whatever we want, eh? Oh-ho!! :evil:

So, you're rather attached to the hair on your head, are you? :whistle:
Yes, and yes. :disguise:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Yes, and yes. :disguise:

Hmmm... well then. :darkside:

:megaphone Who wants to help me shave OR wax 'Milo? :evil:

[Milo]

:erm: *gulp*

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

Waxing his head, now that sounds interesting :darkside:

Let's pierce his ear next and make him Mr. Clean! :evil:

[Milo]

You can't touch the hair on my head! :tantrum:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Waxing his head, now that sounds interesting :darkside:

Let's pierce his ear next and make him Mr. Clean! :evil:

:rofl2:

Now THAT would be entertaining. :evil:

But he did ask that we leave the hair on his head alone, so I'll be nice this ONCE and just wax other areas... like his legs!! :devil:

[Danae]

Ouch!!! C'milo I feel sorry for you. Waxing hurts. :ouch:

[Milo]

:rofl2:

Now THAT would be entertaining. :evil:

But he did ask that we leave the hair on his head alone, so I'll be nice this ONCE and just wax other areas... like his legs!! :devil:
You could TRY to cut my hair, but I defy you to hack through that mass with anything short of a lightsaber. :evil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

You could TRY to cut my hair, but I defy you to hack through that mass with anything short of a lightsaber. :evil:

:darkside:

Is that a challenge?

[Milo]

:darkside:

Is that a challenge?
my h$!r w!|| pwN u!!! :evil:

[cosmic dancer]

my h$!r w!|| pwN u!!! :evil:

I wouldn't be so sure of that :evil:

*finds an electric sheep shearing tool and tests it to check that it works. It fires into life at the first attempt.*

How confident are you on your hair winning Milo :evil:

As for waxing ... I'll help with that :evil: We can start with the legs and then see if anywhere else needs attention :devil:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

We could just burn it off... :evil:

[Milo]

I wouldn't be so sure of that :evil:

*finds an electric sheep shearing tool and tests it to check that it works. It fires into life at the first attempt.*

How confident are you on your hair winning Milo :evil:

As for waxing ... I'll help with that :evil: We can start with the legs and then see if anywhere else needs attention :devil:
*Watches electric sheep shearing tool disassemble in fright at the mere THOUGHT of attempting to cut C'milo's hair*

Incidentily, someone told me "You have the most amazing "sex hair!":erm: :noface:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*Watches electric sheep shearing tool disassemble in fright at the mere THOUGHT of attempting to cut C'milo's hair*

Incidentily, someone told me "You have the most amazing "sex hair!":erm: :noface:

*contemplates using Bronzie's suggestion as I smear wax all over 'Milo's legs* :evil:

They told you WHAT?! :eek2: :erm: Wow.. uhm... yeah...

[Milo]

Like "bed head" except... :erm:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

*Watches electric sheep shearing tool disassemble in fright at the mere THOUGHT of attempting to cut C'milo's hair*

Incidentily, someone told me "You have the most amazing "sex hair!":erm: :noface:
Ok, I did NOT need to know about the hair THERE, and how on earth would they know?! :evil:

[Milo]

Silly Bronzie, not THAT. :roll:

If you just get out of bed, you have bed head, right? So "sex hair" is the way your hair looks after... uh... exercising.

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

*douses Milo's head in kerosine (I kept wanting to say 'listerine' :rofl2:) and strikes match to burn all his hair off* :evil:

[Milo]

*runs to the willet and sticks head in newbie pot*

Whew! That was close, good thing I have a lot of hair!

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

Silly Bronzie, not THAT. :roll:

If you just get out of bed, you have bed head, right? So "sex hair" is the way your hair looks after... uh... exercising.
Aaaah, ok. Do I still need to ask how they know that then??? :devil:

[Milo]

Aaaah, ok. Do I still need to ask how they know that then??? :devil:
:erm: I don't know... but other people agreed. :erm: x 2 :laugh:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

*runs to the willet and sticks head in newbie pot*

Whew! That was close, good thing I have a lot of hair!
*anticipates this would happen and poured gasoline in the newbie pot and all other places of standing water*

Ooooh, puuurdy fireball... :evil:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

:erm: I don't know... but other people agreed. :erm: x 2 :laugh:
Oh, so it was a group event? :bateyes:

[Milo]

*anticipates this would happen and poured gasoline in the newbie pot and all other places of standing water*

Ooooh, puuurdy fireball... :evil:
Ouch.

Well now that I'm fried to a crisp and quite, quite dead, I'll just re-incarnate.. with hair intact. :evil:

[Milo]

Oh, so it was a group event? :bateyes:
Gah... uh...

I think the comment was more directed towards the way my hair APPEARED than the actual reason for said appearance. :erm:

[C_ris]

Why try to cut Milos hair off when you can just poke him with a cattle prod? :roll:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Silly Bronzie, not THAT. :roll:

If you just get out of bed, you have bed head, right? So "sex hair" is the way your hair looks after... uh... exercising.

After exercising... sure... exercising... :disguise:

[C_ris]

Exercising is boring ;)

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Exercising is boring ;)

:evil:

Hmmm... yes (and no)

:noface:

[C_ris]

:evil:

[Priscilla]

Love the avatar, c_ris. Very smart lizard, wearing a helmet and all! :ok: :D

[C_ris]

It's actually from a party political broadcast meant at lambasting the leader of their opponents ;)
(full story: http://annemccaffreyfans.org/forum/showpost.php?p=453339)

[cosmic dancer]

:erm: I don't know... but other people agreed. :erm: x 2 :laugh:

Was this some kind of group bonding thing? :erm:

[cosmic dancer]

Gah... uh...

I think the comment was more directed towards the way my hair APPEARED than the actual reason for said appearance. :erm:

Do we want to be told the actual reason for the appearance? :erm:

[Milo]

Do we want to be told the actual reason for the appearance? :erm:
It's how it always looks, pretty much. :erm:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

Exercising is boring ;)
It depends on the style... Just like there are 'different' kinds of pushups :disguise:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

It's how it always looks, pretty much. :erm:
Ohoho! Now doesn't that say something about your character! :evil:

[Milo]

Ohoho! Now doesn't that say something about your character! :evil:
I shall refrain from commenting. :noface:

[cosmic dancer]

It's how it always looks, pretty much. :erm:

:laugh: From the pics you've posted I can see you do appear to have hair that might be tricky to tame, so I can believe this is the truth! ;)

[cosmic dancer]

It depends on the style... Just like there are 'different' kinds of pushups :disguise:

You mean there's a type of push-up that isn't impossible! :erm:

[Milo]

You mean there's a type of push-up that isn't impossible! :erm:
When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't push up, he pushes the earth down. :noface:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

It depends on the style... Just like there are 'different' kinds of pushups :disguise:

:yeah:

Oh rreeeallllyyyyyy?

[Milo]

:yeah:

Oh rreeeallllyyyyyy?
Yeah, real ones and fake ones.

[Faren]

Yeah, real ones and fake ones.
I do the fake ones. *beams*

[cosmic dancer]

I attempt to do real push-ups, but I'm not very good at them :no: I have very weak arms :yes:

[Danae]

I hate pushups. I used to have to do real pushups on my fingertips when I was in basketball. That sort of burnt me out on pushups. :yuk:

[Bamy]

Contemplates whether it is a good idea to :ketchup: the whole thread?

[Bamy]

Theres a home for the very young, so heres one for the older young 'uns! :evil:

*lays out plates of :cake: and :cookie:*

:D*scoffs*

[Bamy]

*comes in the door, carrying lots of boxes of fresh, hot pizza* Hey, if you folks are going to redecorate, I can provide the food! ;)Pizza! :drool:

[Bamy]

*dons balaclava*
*gets tin of blue paint*
*anonymously writseunderneath*

AS DOES C'MILO!*walks in carrying a large bulky object* *puts on white paper coveralls, gloves and shoe covers* *puts on balaclava and goggles* *sets off a silver, blue and yelow paint bomb* the entire area is splatterd silver, blue and yellow in splotches, spashes and swirls, everyone gets covered except Amy and leaves person shaped shadows of various colours behind them :evil:

(As does Amy):shhh:

[Bamy]

*trips over someone's feet and falls into a bucket of paint*

*sputters**laughs*

[Bamy]

Hey, tying her up is MY job! :devil: :whistle:*gutter*

[Bamy]

NO! NO! NO!:eek::evil:

[Bamy]

Hmmm... well then. :darkside:

:megaphone Who wants to help me shave OR wax 'Milo? :evil::evil: Waxing is good :devil:

[Bamy]

You could TRY to cut my hair, but I defy you to hack through that mass with anything short of a lightsaber. :evil:Finds a lightsaber sneaks up behind tieshim to a chair and chuts his hair with said lightsaber* *goes further and waxes his legs* RRRRRrrrrip! *listens to 'milo screech*:devil:

[Bamy]

*Watches electric sheep shearing tool disassemble in fright at the mere THOUGHT of attempting to cut C'milo's hair*

Incidentily, someone told me "You have the most amazing "sex hair!":erm: :noface::blink:

[Bamy]

Ok, I did NOT need to know about the hair THERE, and how on earth would they know?! :evil:*gutter*

[Bamy]

Silly Bronzie, not THAT. :roll:

If you just get out of bed, you have bed head, right? So "sex hair" is the way your hair looks after... uh... exercising.:laugh:

[Bamy]

Oh, so it was a group event? :bateyes::rofl2:

[Bamy]

push ups are evil.

*sets out platters of mexican food and opens a bar* forgets to tell crispy that it is non alcoholic :evil:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

Yeah, real ones and fake ones.
*gutter* :rofl2:

[cosmic dancer]

Oh yummy! Thanks Amy! :D

[Bamy]

Most Welcome! :D

[Danae]

Oooo foooood!!! Thankies Amy!!

[Bamy]

Adds a table covered with every type of dessert inculding some interesting coloured goos...

[Jax]

Mmmm I just had a scrummy butterscotch pudding!! :drool:

[cosmic dancer]

Adds a table covered with every type of dessert inculding some interesting coloured goos...

Hmmm ... that's asking for trouble Amy!! :evil:

*wonders who will be the first to throw some coloured goo* :shhh:

[Bamy]

:evil:

[Bamy]

*throws coloured goo at everyone*

[cosmic dancer]

*ducks*

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Oh... I forgot about this thread! :laugh:

[Rabble]

Adds a table covered with every type of dessert inculding some interesting coloured goos...
:drool: *scoffs the trifle*

[Dux]

*ducks*

yes?

[Dux]

:drool: *scoffs the trifle*

*wonders if Rabbleses realizes that what she just scoffled wasn't a trifle, but multi-colored goo?*

[cosmic dancer]

Somehow I doubt she noticed :shake:

[C_ris]

Shes a badger - she'll eat ANYTHING! :evil:

[Rabble]

*wonders if Rabbleses realizes that what she just scoffled wasn't a trifle, but multi-colored goo?*
...that trifle tasted odd... :erm:

[Rabble]

*ducks*
:eek: KILLIT!

[cosmic dancer]

:eek: KILLIT!

:laugh: That seems to be your favourite response to so many things!

*moves nearer to Dux to protect her just in case Rabble does decide to attack*

[Milo]

*Gets out DBT*

[Rabble]

*Gets out DBT*
:irked: Look, it was funny the first time, but could you please STOP spraying me with that stuff?

...oh, wait, sorry, that was my flatmates. :erm: :roll:

[Milo]

Spraying you? :erm:

DBT is dull blunt thing. :razz: For me, a cricket bat. :yes:

*whacks rabble*

[Faren]

*turns to watch Rabble fly though the air*

Wow, good hit, 'milo.:applause:

[C_ris]

Four!

[Faren]

Four!
:shhh: That would be "Fore", C_ris.

[Rabble]

I can see my Sett from heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

[Faren]

:laugh:

[Jax]

*watches as Rabbles falls into a truck carrying pillows*

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Jaxie is being nice I see. ;)

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

I just had a thought though... what's UNDER those pillows....? :evil:

[cosmic dancer]

:shhh: That would be "Fore", C_ris.

I think Crispy meant 'four' as in four runs in a game of cricket. This is where the ball is hit really hard and flies through the air to the boundary without being caught. ;)

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*soaks Cos with super soaker*

*runs* :runaway:

[Faren]

I think Crispy meant 'four' as in four runs in a game of cricket. This is where the ball is hit really hard and flies through the air to the boundary without being caught. ;)
Could be right...I was thinking of golf.:blush:

:runaway:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*throws water balloons at Faren*

:whistle:

[cosmic dancer]

:eek: *Is soaked*

This means war!!! :evil:

*locates garden hose, switches tap on and considers using it to completely soak Kalina* :devil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:eek: *Is soaked*

This means war!!! :evil:

*locates garden hose, switches tap on and considers using it to completely soak Kalina* :devil:

Ahhh... *sighs relief* I was quite warm.. thanks for that! :D

[Epiphany]

quite a bit of chaos in here eh?:redfruit:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

quite a bit of chaos in here eh?:redfruit:

Always. :darkside:

*dumps bucket of water on Epiphany*

:whistle:

*walks away like nothing happened*

[Epiphany]

GGASSPP!! :eek2:


:evil:

*starts to mix up a big ol' bowl o' choccy pudding*

:evil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

GGASSPP!! :eek2:


:evil:

*starts to mix up a big ol' bowl o' choccy pudding*

:evil:

Some of the guys might LIKE that... pudding wrestling.... :suspic:

*:hide:s from Epiphany*

[Epiphany]

:laugh: pudding wrestling eh? ;)

*plops pudding on Kalina who's hiding behind couch* wooooops :angel:

Im a butterfingers ya know ;)

*runs away*

[Faren]

Why does it alway degenerate into a food fight?? :shrug:;)

*edit 9076 + 12*

[Mayhem]

*Thunders into the room on an elephant*
Rover!!! Get her!!!!
*Watches in evil glee as WeWoKa is drenched by her faithful elephant*
:mwahaha:

*Side note, Wolfie, I love you! :inlove: @ new smilie*

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:laugh: pudding wrestling eh? ;)

*plops pudding on Kalina who's hiding behind couch* wooooops :angel:

Im a butterfingers ya know ;)

*runs away*

*launches pudding back at Epiphany*

Oops. :angel:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*Thunders into the room on an elephant*
Rover!!! Get her!!!!
*Watches in evil glee as WeWoKa is drenched by her faithful elephant*
:mwahaha:

*Side note, Wolfie, I love you! :inlove: @ new smilie*

:woohoo: Plat's elephant rinsed me off!

Danke!


:evil:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

*watches as Rabbles falls into a truck carrying pillows*
...filled with nails :evil:

[Bronze-Dragonrider]

Some of the guys might LIKE that... pudding wrestling.... :suspic:

*:hide:s from Epiphany*
Why did no one notify me??!?!?!! :eek2: :tapfoot: :sad:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Why did no one notify me??!?!?!! :eek2: :tapfoot: :sad:

Uhm.. cause I was all sticky? Wait... *gutter*

Cause... it was too slippery? Ack! *gutter*

Cause they wanted to torture you? Hmm... that works.

:noface:

[Mayhem]

:woohoo: Plat's elephant rinsed me off!

Danke!


:evil:
Did I say soaked with WATER?!
:blink: :evil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Did I say soaked with WATER?!
:blink: :evil:

What you don't say I must guess for myself. :p

[Mayhem]

What you don't say I must guess for myself. :p
You keep telling yourself water ;)
But if you start getting tailed by lions, don't blame me :angel: :note:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

You keep telling yourself water ;)
But if you start getting tailed by lions, don't blame me :angel: :note:

:yeah:

*jumps into gutter to rinse off*

There. :razz:

*shakes off a smurf* HEY! WHO dumped those smurfs into the gutter!!? :crazy:

[C_ris]

:eek: The gutter has been INFESTED! :faint:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

[King Theoden] FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!![/King Theoden]

[Faren]

Runs. Runs faster. :runaway:

[Epiphany]

smurfs? :noface:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:eek2: :runaway: :hide:

[cosmic dancer]

:eek: :aaah:

[C_ris]

*takes out the SmurfAway! spray*

*applies liberally to the Gutter*

*smurfs run for the hills*

[GR'ass]

ushers smurfs away from Crispy. . . . ..

don't hurt my smurfs. . . . . .
they're contaminated. . . . ..
all radioactive. . . .. . . . . their hats glow.

[Epiphany]

:laugh:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Radioactive smurfs?! :eek2: :runaway:

[Epiphany]

*comes back in biohazard suit*


Radioactive!:evil:

[Faren]

Why am I GLOWING!!!!!?????:scared: :help:

[Epiphany]

uhhh...ya see what happened was I was carrying this bucket of radioactive waste, and I decided to swing it around ( ya know when the water stays in the bucket when its upside down) and a smurf ran out from the gutter and spooked me! so I tripped and spilled the bucket into the gutter on the smurfs, that had recently infested it...

I guess you must have been in there at the time too Faren :erm:




:evil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Glow in the dark people? :erm:

THAT could be interesting... be REALLY hard to play hide and seek in the dark, though. :laugh:

[Priscilla]

I work in a nursery school/daycare. The school is finished for the summer but the daycare is still rolling along. We have about 8 toddlers (age 1 1/2 to 2 1/2) that I've been working with mornings the last week or so. One of the moms picked up her son, Alex, from the room and came outside at around 3 pm to pick up his older brother on the playground. She sat Alex on the round picnic table and turned her back on him for a split second. When she looked again he had grabbed a nickel sized blob of bird poop off the table and had it in his mouth! :crazy: :faint: Mom spent about a minute using the front of his shirt to get most of it out of there. . . and then gathered up the older one to head home with dire announcements of baths and rinsing out mouths drifting back to us. She wasn't at all mad at him; heck, Alex is into more stuff than a lot of kids I've ever seen. It was more a resigned attitude of "OH, there he goes again!" Hope no one is eating dinner and reading this! :sorry:

[C_ris]

Ewwwwwwwww! Lovely. Silly kids!

:rofl2:

[Faren]

Oh I can just imagine it!! Ewwwww!!:crazy: Poor mom, it probably affected her more than it did the child. :laugh:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:crazy: Ewwwwwww!!!!!!

[Jax]

:rofl2: I bet it was lovely... :drool: :erm: :puke: bird poo is acidic/corrosive enough to eat the paint off your car! :eek2: :laugh:

[Faren]

I don't know why, but birds seem to find my car exceedingly attractive.:banghead:

[Epiphany]

Originally Posted by Faren
I don't know why, but birds seem to find my car exceedingly attractive.:banghead:

Target Practice Maybe?

Practice on the Car...

wait for the human to walk beneath the telephone wire :evil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

There are SO many damn pigeons and birds around where I live! There is ALWAYS bird crap on my car. :irked:

[Faren]

It's just so hot here that it bakes on the car. :irked:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

It's just so hot here that it bakes on the car. :irked:

:crazy:

[Faren]

Exactly...I keep some baby wipes in the car and if I'm close, I'll clean it immediately. Otherwise, Ed gets to wash it.:evil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

I need to wash my car, speaking of. :crazy:

Stupid birds. :irked:

[Jax]

:ugg: I need to wash my car too... not sure if I'll get it done before I leave though :whistle:

[Dawn]

<SNIP> When she looked again he had grabbed a nickel sized blob of bird poop off the table and had it in his mouth! :crazy: :faint:

Ewwww...that's just as disgusting as when they pick up dead insects out of the windowsill. :crazy:

Yep, I've seen it happen. Just wasn't quick enough to stop it. :yuk:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:yuk: :crazy:

[cosmic dancer]

There are SO many damn pigeons and birds around where I live! There is ALWAYS bird crap on my car. :irked:

Mine too :irked: Parking it under a tree probably doesn't help though :erm:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Mine too :irked: Parking it under a tree probably doesn't help though :erm:

Uhm... no.... I can't imagine that it would. :hide:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*sets a booby trap for the next person that comes in*

:whistle:



:evil:

[C_ris]

Dammit! >.<

*sets a smurf on Kalina*

:razz:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Dammit! >.<

*sets a smurf on Kalina*

:razz:


:evil: *incinerates smurf*

:p

[C_ris]

:evil: *incinerates smurf*

:p
*pelts Kalina with smurf remains* :evil:

:razz:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

*pelts Kalina with smurf remains* :evil:

:razz:

It was burned into dust. :p *rinses dust off*

[C_ris]

It was burned into dust. :p *rinses dust off*

Not THAT smurf... the one Milo used part of for a smurfkabob last week! :roll:

:darkside:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Not THAT smurf... the one Milo used part of for a smurfkabob last week! :roll:

:darkside:

Hmmm.... *puts smurf-repellant on self*

That includes dead, alive, burned OR in parts. :razz: :razz:

[cosmic dancer]

Do you have any of that smurf-repellant left Kalina? I wouldn't mind using some too.

*looks around her nervously to check there are no smurfs currently nearby*

[Epiphany]

:lurk: in corner

:evil:


*whips cape around shoulders moving through the shadows in the room laughing manically*

:mwahaha:


*climbs up into the rafters abover Cosmic*

Guess you didnt look up :evil:

*dumps a barrel of Smurfs on Cosmic*

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:eek2: *soaks Cos with smurf repellant JUST before the first one can touch her and watches as it bounces off and scurries away in fright*


:evil:

[cosmic dancer]

:eek: Thanks Kalina :hugs: that was a close call!!! It hadn't occured to me to look up! :roll:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:eek: Thanks Kalina :hugs: that was a close call!!! It hadn't occured to me to look up! :roll:

Anytime. :D

[Epiphany]

:gaah:

Foiled again! :evil:


I would have gotten away with it to , if it hadnt been for that Meddling Kalina ;)

:mwahaha:











*runs off to scheme some more EVIL!*:shhh:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

:gaah:

Foiled again! :evil:


I would have gotten away with it to , if it hadnt been for that Meddling Kalina ;)

:mwahaha:











*runs off to scheme some more EVIL!*:shhh:


:devil: I'm an EVIL too... so beware of playing tricks on another EVIL.

:darkside:

[C_ris]

Evil is fun! :evil:

*pokes Kalina with his pitchfork* :devil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Evil is fun! :evil:

*pokes Kalina with his pitchfork* :devil:

:eek2:

*pokes back*

:darkside:

[Faren]

:eek: Thanks Kalina :hugs: that was a close call!!! It hadn't occured to me to look up! :roll:
:shake: No one remembers to look up. :rolleyes:

[JayEgo]

Peeks in!

I wondered where you all came for uppage!

And now I know...

:darkside:

The Poor Youth forum is infested with non-youths!

:eek:

Alter xx

[Jax]

Well, I'm younger than you, Alter :evil:

[Weyrwoman Kalina]

Peeks in!

I wondered where you all came for uppage!

And now I know...

:darkside:

The Poor Youth forum is infested with non-youths!

:eek:

Alter xx

The title of this thread IS "A Home for the Young at Heart." :p