Willet Poetry, Innit? (Archive 2006) [Archive]

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:44 AM

WLT: Be Hungover From A Wild Night? Started Jan. 2 by C’milo

p.2 by Cosmic Dancer

Page two
innit

p.3

RABBLE DIDN’T DO A POEM!!!

p.4 by Cosmic Dancer

This is page four,
So pick yourselfs off the floor,
and go type some more

p.5 by Aurelia

This is the fifth page
Of a new age
'06 is the new year
Rung in with good cheer

p.6 by Aurelia

Outta nowhere
It's page six
It's incredible
In the mix
This willet is fast
That is true
I'm always trying
To keep up with you!

p. 7 by Bullbound

Page seven
I'm in heaven
No multipage poems from me.

p.8

Kat is hostie exempt from poemage

p.9

Kat is hostie exempt from poemage

p.10 by WeWoKa for Kat

To the end again we've arrived
Bronzie, Milo and Crispy from the pit did not survive
In the next willet they will rise again
To wreak havoc and terror on we and our friends
Until then we wait and plot to protect
From their revenge we need to deflect
So gather around you guys and you gals
We unite together, all take your vows!

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:44 AM

WLT: Be sloppy joes and love and poemage? By Zei started Jan. 2

p.2 by Milo

Bronzie, C_ris and me
what a terrible place to be
a smurfs small intestine
his colon molestin'
by the Pond Church protected
we prayed, and were resurrected!

p.3 by Aurelia

Suddenly
It's page three
Comes on you out of the blue
Unfortunately, this is too true
The willet is such a part of the Table
I'll post in it as long as I am able!

p.4 by Bronze Dragonrider

Page 4
Gutter gallore
Will innocence return?
Never more!

p. 5 by Rabble

Fives' alive and On-Ons' an onion
the potatoes are evil
and the ducks are the dogs' dinner
Innit?

p.6 by Sophia Calligo

Page six is here
*gives everyone a beer*

p.7 by Cosmic Dancer

Once again I find myself at the top of page seven,
landing myself in poemage heaven,
Or should that really be poemage hell,
For most of my poems never quite gel?

p.8 by Weyrwoman Kalina

Here we arrive again
Page 8, to almost miss poemage a sin
I ketchup away
And I play and I play
And almost missed that the page did begin
So here's a poem to you
Soon it will be through
It's not quite the best
But it beats giving a test!

p.9 by Kathryn Draconna

Love, doth in many forms come,
But only with time to some.
What one says feels right,
Another may vert well fight.

p. 10 by Jay Quessir

It's page 10
Once again
Let's all join in
and reach el fin!

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:45 AM

WLT: Be a hot tub in the gutter? Jan.4, 2006? by Kalina)

p.2 by Aurelia

All of a sudden
It's poem time
I'm under pressure
To make it rhyme
Will this be archived
Forever more?
If it is,
I'll be ashamed, for sure!

p.3 by Kathryn Draconna

Under the Blessed Mother's light,
The Moon Flowers shine so bright.
The Moon Stone path rambles on,
As one young woman strolls alone.
Pentacle fountain with its wonderful hieght,
A great building comes into her sight.
Soft and cool this great gemstone shines,
A tribute to the Moon's sweet times.

p.4 by Jax

Hostie immunity :razz:

p. 5 by Attraio

Just another little ditty
(how I wish it was witty)
to mark the coming
(can you do the summing)
of this delightful little page
page 5 innit?

p.6 by Jax

:irked: :roll: Hosite immunity again :razz:

p.7 by Weyrwoman Kalina

Atty's back
We can all rejoice
So throw up your hands
And raise your voice
The party's on
Let's all gather here
He's back, he's back
And it's a new year!

p. 8 by Rabble

posted fact

p. 9 by Kesal

The weather was fine
and we have reached page nine
of the 4th Willet of the New Year
Which we ushered in with much cheer
Some Willeteers have recovered
Some Willet uncovered!

p. 10 by Platinum

Oh Shit.
Page 10
Started it!
innit?

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:45 AM

WLT: ++MelonMelonMelon++Out of cheese error! By Attraio, Jan. 5, 2006

p. 2 by Sharon

Hostie immunity :roll:

p. 3 by c_ris

Page Three
Why me?

Innit.

p.4 by Shiaki

Page Four at the door
Here we are, standing everywhere
and you barge through it.

p. 5 by Purpura

Being a Makahomian Temple Cat
is where it's definitely at
We prowl the temple square
noses in the clear air

Cream or water to drink
food aplenty, time to think
What to hunt down next
or dream away hours nonvexed

I pounce on the critters
sit on laps of sitters
Being a Makahomian Temple Cat
is where it's definitely at

A yarn toy? Spin it!
This poem ends with INNIT!

p.6 by Bullbound

Page six
Built a house out of sticks
So long and thin

Came along a storm
By the name of norm
And blew it all to bits.

p.7 by Sharon

Although this is Page Seven
I have immunity ain't it heaven?

(she posted one! :D)

p.8 by Sharon

We made it to page eight!
Ain't that just great?

p.9 by c_ris

Page Nine
Isn't it fine
And such as lovely day!

Page Nine
It smells of pine
And runs off to play!

p.10 by WeWoKa

It's a task to get any w*rk done with badgers running around
They steal your things and put them in places that they'll never be found.
Where that is we do not ask, in truth we don't want to know,
They horde and plunder without any worries
Lead by Rabbleses, the ducks' foe.
We try to banish them from this realm
But that's quite hard to do
We even tried to get a lawyer, and for all their crimes, SUE!
But even that did not work
And here they will remain...
Ah well, it makes for a fun war
And the ducks will triumph AGAIN AND AGAIN!

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:46 AM

WLT: Ever be out of the gutter? By Bullbound on January 6, 2006

p. 2 by Ryuu

WooHoo!
Page Two!

p.3 by Bullbound

page three
I need a tree
to sit under and ponder
the mysteries of the universe and what I'll do for lunch

p. 4 by Rabble

It's page four,
and Eyna shoulda seen that coming,
Innit?

p.5 by C’milo

It is now page five
the gutter's alive
the badger still smells
but oh what the hell
it's fun to wallow in muck

I aint a stripper
unless you're a good tipper
lets see what you've got
is that your best shot?
sorry you're out of luck.

p.6 by Bullbound

Page six
Looking at sticks

p.7 by Cosmic Dancer

I'm top of a page again,
which is rather a pain,
It's page seven you know,
and I'm hoping for snow!!

p.8 by Aurelia

What is with the unending w*rk?
It rarely helps one learn - it only irks
The population of my grade
It's not as if we're getting paid
To be forced through all this vexing stuff
Leaving one, such as me, in a huff

p.9 by WeWoKa

Page nine
Be it rhyming time?
Or be it time to go to w*rk?
I'd hopes for rest
But making money might be best,
Maybe it's a personality quirk.
No one knows
So I'll just say this final thing to you
I won't fight,
Or maybe it's right to run around shouting KUNG FU!!
Innit?

p.10 by Kat

Hostie Immunity :(

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:47 AM

WLT: Be earwax candles? By Bronze Dragonrider 1-6-2006

p.2 by Jax

Hostie Immunity *sigh*

p.3 by WeWoKa

The time has come
To write again
A poem about my good willet friends.
We may banter
And fight rather bad
But in truth without one another we'd all be sad.
So let's come together
And have a bit of fun,
The party's still here
The KT is number one!!

Innit?

:D

p.4 by The Ancient One
Well, no more...
Not even for page four!

p.5 by Wolfegar

Oh, look!
Page five!
I'm immune.
And your not.

p.6 by Bronze Dragonrider

Page six
Can badgercat learn tricks?
Fetch some sticks,
Scratch behind her ears for ticks,
Or maul someone just for kicks?

p. 7 by WeWoKa

On the top
I just can't stop
So this poem I'll drop
And like a bunny hop
And run away from the Schnapps
Until I get back on top.
Innit?

p.8 by Aurelia

Suddenly
It's getting late
My, how do I hate
The night before
A major day
At school, of course - I have to lay
down to go to bed soon
Watching the... ....moon
And I have something to warm all your hearts
Tomorrow, I have a health quiz on male and female private parts.

p. 9 by C’milo

The gutter the gutter!
What could be butter?
Perhaps a good rhyme
but I ain't got the time
our sensibilities are piggledy-higgle
"sex!" I just made Zei giggle!

p.10 by Amy B

Having exams is not a nice thing
and having a cold is worse
thank [insert deity of choice] for the willet
and the friends I have here
to get me through the stress
Page ten innit?

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:47 AM

WLT: Willeters against Mondays! By monkeysrule Jan.9, 2006

p.2 by Ryuu

that :lurk: post really stumped you guys
for page two, I'm the only one who flies

p.3 by WeWoKa

Oh sure... I get the top
Just when I need to leave
For getting up so early
A nap would be a nice reprieve.
But back to w*rk I now must go
With inventory at least it won't be slow
I'll see you soon
Count on that
Dangit.. I gotta go.
Drat!
Innit?

p.4 by Kathyrn Draconna

Pirate’s Girl

In the rigging dangling down,
By her knees, hair all aroun’
Worried she’ll fall, captain yells,
His rank as father, he truly tells.
Rain pours down, stingingly,
As she yells a refusal wittingly.
Winds blow fast and hard,
Storm comes in, thunder loud.
Lightning flashes giving light,
To further a father’s fright.
Up he calls, pleading with her,
And downward her shouts were.
Finally, he won, down she came,
Dropping, a rock through the rain.
Caught by a friend, she laughed in fun,
Until his gaze, she saw and was done.
True fear for her, she read there,
Speaking of love, she never had anywhere.

p.5 by WeWoKa

Naps would be nice
To get to sleep twice
But alas they elude me
In all but the most needed of times
I'm tired and inspirationless this poem
So I just tried to make it rhyme.

p.6 by The Ancient One

You sneakey one, go hide in your Pot!

No, never mind, I like you a lot!

p.7 by Kesal

No poem? Or fact? Hmmmmm

p.8 by Jaxie

No poemage required :(

p.9 by Attraio

Page nine
give that streaking Milo a fine!

p.10 by Kathyrn Draconna

page ten
innit?

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:48 AM

WLT: Be squirt bottles and first aid? By WeWoKa January 10, 2006

p.2 by Kitster

I see no reading
Smilie though perhaps I am
Not looking hard 'nuf.

p. 3 by Skiaki

NOTHING POSTED

p.4 by Kitsch

Page Four,
Innit!

p.5 by monkeysrule

Page five and I don't know how
But I really, really want to eat something NOW!! :tantrum:

Innit.

p.6 by Aurelia

All day long
I've been wanting to write
A poem-song
On the background white
About my love
For the willet
And my experience
With an... :erm:....skillet! :D
Now it finally is page six
And this poem is in the mix!

p.7 by WeWoKa

Page seven
Here we are again
Posting and posting
And posting again.
Innit?

p.8 by Rabble

Page eight
Head ache
don't feel great
pain I hate
Innit?

p.9 by Lisa Lewis

I'm on the top of page Nine
That's fine
I hope I win
my goal to be thin!!

p.10 by Lisa Lewis

:erm:

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:48 AM

WLT: Be stinky Money soap??? By Lisa Lewis, January 11, 2006

p.2 by Kitsch

Oh poo
It's page two

p.3 by Kitsch

Chocolate is yum
It is also in my tum
Scoff scoff scoff scoff scoff.

p.4 by Beisla

Now I must
Write a poem or bust
I won't yell Yay!
For having to spend my time this way
When I really should write
and get my story right

p.5 by Aurelia

Now it's page five
I'm feeling rather alive
I have so many tests
And get little rest
School is my bane
As is the rain (too cold to walk in)
And my hands are freezing
And other people are cold and sneezing!

p.6 by Pern queen rider

my hoster is
a roaster,
my pages won't come down,
my life is a such a bad thing,
i cannot stand it now!
my brain cries for the fun
and the work that comes
when my pages are made and
my webhost is fun!

p.7 by monkeysrule

Page seven and I should be doing w*rk
But all I do is post, procrastinate, ketchup, and lurk.
BadmonkeyBadmonkeyBadmonkey!!

Innit.

p.8 by Prancer and Dancer

At last comes the dawn
At last I can yawn
Eat some fresh corn
in the cool of the morn

p.9 by Faren

There's too much PINK
For me to think
Of a really good rhyme
But I'll take my time
And all will be fine
Because it's page nine
Of course, Nine's not Pink.
Wink, wink.

p.10 by c_ris

Page Ten is here
So lets all cheer
For the start of a new page

Page Ten is here
Shout out and cheer!
And just keep on willeting!

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:49 AM

WLT: Be a Swarm of Rabbits? By Aurelia 1-12-2006

p.2 by Bullbound

I have started page two,
And two doesn't rhyme with maryland.
The next page is three,
And that doesn't rhyme with limitations.

p.3 by Cosmic Dancer

I'm top of page three,
and as happy as can be!
As I have my Dragon lovers guide,
I was so happy, I nearly cried!!

p.4 by Amy B

Page four
it don't rhyme with Doctor
what a shame...
and that dont rhyme with Time Lord...

p. 5 by pern queen rider

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
put the hosties on the top
burn the logs on the bottem
see them build all the way up!
hear the hostie screams of horror,
bash the hosts, see their horror,
roasty roasty roasy roasty,
I want a toasty hostie!
Who will join me in a feast,
of clams and lilies?
and don't forget the wise ones too,
and we'll put the techs on the bottom to roast!

p.6 by monkeysrule

Page 6 is mine
And I don't wanna rhyme
But it's too late now.

Innit?

p.7 by Aurelia

No matter how many clothes you wear
No matter how they rend
Somehow, somewhy, the laundry doesn't end
They come out of nowhere
Waiting just around the corner to scream, "Ha! Clean me - I'm only a pair!"
But, for now, it's only page seven
Just make sure not to post on page eleven.

p.8 by Shiaki

It is page eight here
And I am out the gate now
Bidding a good night!

p.9 by Pern queen rider

The life is unseen, where dreams have been;
the collage of life-where there is no strife
to come between me and you.
Mysteries and fantasies, scholars and empties
of life and love; of push and shove.
Enemies and the unforseen-
make you keen; in this land of shadows;
where sorrow lies.
In this land where we are free;
where everything is fuzzy-
where we live, where we die,
in this land of where shadows never lie.

p.10 by Wolfegar

Hostie immunity :tantrum:

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:49 AM

WLT: Go by quicker this time? By Lisa Lewis 1-13-2006

p.2 by Aurelia

Woe is me
I'm sleepy
I risk the chance
Of doing a mental dance
If I have a boring class
I might just want to be quite crass
And say that I am quite tired
While others are jumping around like they're wired
But, for now, it's just page two
I hope you have fun in this WLT, too

p. 3 by Lisa Lewis

Here I was trying to just razz Ryuu
hoping I'd stay on page 2
So how can it be
that i'm on the top of page 3

p.4 by WeWoKa

Page 4
I'm about out the door
To w*rk... it better not be a bore.
Maybe good to distract my mind
But to me, sales better be more kind
I deal with enough as it is
I need money, it's true it is!!! :tantrum:
Innit?

p.5 by Aurelia

Whilst eating shrimp and chowder
The TV got less louder
The 'rents and I talked
Even though I balked
At watching a film with them
I'm now willeting
And I shall sing,
"'Tis page five!
I feel so alive!"

p.6 by Aurelia

Oh, just great
It's getting late
I should get some rest
Tomorrow, I have a blood test
I wake up early in the morn
And get a hole in my arm - I'll be forlorn
So enjoy this page six
I'll be sure to cover up the nicks (from the shot).

p.7 by WeWoKa

What the heck rhymes with seven?
Other than heaven?
I just don't know
So I'll go on a tangent
But what rhymes with tangent?
ARGH!
This poem is bad
I'm very sad
So to bed I soon should go.

p.8 by Socrates

With Great Catly Impunity
I'd steal Mom's Immunity.
But not fair to Community.

p.9 by Rabbles

Now Cossie gets fed
To the mozzies
including the one called Ned
Innit?

p.10 by Aurelia

This willet
is speeding by
It's gone as fast
As me scoffing a french fry
It is already
page ten
But this'll happen soon
In the next willet - again!

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:50 AM

WLT: Let's Keep things nice and slow... by Amy B 1-14-06

p.2 by Aurelia

Oy ves mir
No one's here
This willet is slow
It makes me want to go
From the computer
To my bed to sleep
But, forget it - it's page two
Enjoy, all of you!

p.3 by C’milo

Pot stinks
So does rabble
here on page three
we continue to babble
the gentlemans club
the badger takes a hit
it's couples night
who gives... a darn.

p.4 by White Rabbit

On dear, I got the verse.
My rhymes are worse
than my singing
So I won't sing, not this time
I'll try to rhyme.

p.5 by Jax

Doom is upon me
Everything from here changes
Coping, hoping for the courage to get me through
Helplessness reigns supreme
Ugh.

p.6 by pern queen rider

Unseen then not;
dreamt but not;
loved for naught;
life a dream;
eyes unforseen;
life to drip through
the cracks in the hole;
where they are seen;
then unforseen

p.7 by monkeysrule

Page seven
I'm in heaven
When eating duck.

p.8 by Aurelia

Oy ves mir
Rabbit smells weird
He got into the place of fire
Thankfully, it wasn't aflame
But I am the one to blame
He now smells like ash
And I am desiring more cash
But, for now, it is page eight
I hope your night is really great!

p.9 by bronze dragonrider

Page 9
Before the flick of a dime
I'll be there on time!

p.10 by c_ris

Page ten
Little hen

Next willet:
Lets fill it!

Weyrwoman Kalina

19th January 2006, 06:50 AM

WLT: Be credit cards the source of all evil? By Bronze Dragonrider Jan. 16, 2006

p.2 by Sharon

Ok look Page Two!
Oh my what to Do?
Write a poem for You?
Nope, Aint gotta so there!

p.3 by Aurelia

Today, I am cold
I've been out - no rabbit to hold
For much of the day - hard to
keep the cold at bay!
Sheesh, I didn't even try to rhyme
the last line - but does it matter?
I'm getting worse than the Mad Hatter. :shake:
But, you all - enjoy this page three
While I try and figure out the answer to 'to be or not to be'.

p.4 by Beisla

The light of the moon
awoke in me
the wind from the fells
gave me tales to breathe

I'll be your shaman
if I make a drum
for the skin, the white raindeer -
he must be the one

May the arrow be swift
and our hearts always true
for without you, I'm nothing -
I'm a brother to you.

p.5 by Aurelia

Ooh, page five
I'd feel more alive
If I had slept
Instead of being inept
And falling asleep
During the day
But all I've got to say is 'Hey!'

p.6 by Attraio

Page six in red
Page six in blue
tis what I said
squeeked the loo.

p.7 by WeWoKa

Here I am on page 7 again
I need to write a poem, but where to begin
I don't really want to rhyme
So I'll try something else
It's the top of the page I say
Let's make it to page 8!
Innit?

p.8 by Cosmic Dancer

Tis page eight
and it's getting late
but a poem I must write
Tis the page starters blight

p.9 by Aurelia

It's the second-to-last page
Of this thread
I'm getting excited
It's almost time for bed!
I'm so exhausted
I cannot think
And everything in this willet
Is looking pink!
Have fun with page nine
And just be sure to be up next morn in time! (for me)

p.10 by Rabbles

Page Starts
Page Ten
Duck Hearts
Roasting, innit?

Weyrwoman Kalina

23rd January 2006, 07:26 AM

WLT: Noooooo! Not the caffiene! by Amy B 1-18-2006

p.2 by Attraio

Stuck with a poem I am
a poem of willets and pages
and even a little of uncle Sam.

Yes indeedy, stuck with a poem I am!

Innits and outtits you see
and pages of drivel and profundity
unheard by any little bee!

Yes indeedy! Stuck with a poem I am!

So can you see dear poster?
a poem for page two I post
and may forever work your toaster!

Innit?

p.3 by Rabbles

Page something,
innit?

p.4 by monkeysrule

Page four
I want more
Coffee right now
But it's late anyhow.

p.5 by FallingLlama

This morning I sing of Page Five,
Where it's great to be alive --
Alive, and out of bed,
Rather than the alternative: dead.
Oh yes, it's great to be alive,
And here atop Page Five,
In a Willet moving at a pace
That brings more to this place.
Yes, it's great to be alive,
And slowly starting Page Five.

p.6 by WeWoKa

Lookie, it's page six!!
It's not a house built of bricks
Or a dam built of sticks.
It's page six,
Innit?

p.7 by Aurelia

The history
of a place
can be what helps
make it great
So, stand up high
And clap your hands
'Cause it's page seven
Which is on the Hatching Sands.

p.8 by Rabble

It's quiet...
Too quiet...
The BadgerCat lurks.
Innit?

p.9 by Faren

Page nine
It's so fine
It's like a good wine
When you dine.

Innit.

p.10 by Rabble

Ten is 'teh hawt',
I want his coat,
Innit?

WLT: Be another slow one? by Lisa Lewis 1-20-2006

p.2 by Cosmic Dancer

Page 2
Innit

p.3 by Wolfegar

Hostie Immunity

p.4 by Rabble

Fer page starting,
Rab got trapped
now she's posting
Aint she, innit?

p.5 by Faren

page five
makes me stew
because I left
before I knew
I started the page.:irked:

p.6 by Aurelia

This is the first page start
I've had in a while
Thanks to my homew*rk
I've been constantly riled
But now I have a poem to write
On this nice page six tonight!

p.7 by WeWoKa

Page seven again!?
Another poem I guess I'll type
And it'll be on my new computer, that's right!
It's fast, it's clean, it's oh so nice
So now from page seven to eight we'll go right straight!

p.8 by Kesal

time to write a poem about page eight,
even though it's a little late
and it's time to shut the gate!

p.9 by monkeysrule

Page nine is mine,
Innit?

p.10 by Cosmic Dancer

It's the top of page ten,
and poem time once again!
Amy set the trap
which neatly went snap,
around poor old me
who's a busy little bee!
So I'll just go wash up
and then be back up!!

Weyrwoman Kalina

25th January 2006, 10:08 PM

WLT: Ook?!

p.2 by Beisla

Come fly with me
into the stars
if we go high enough
there's no more cold

white dots falling
farther and farther
in darkness so black
it's older than time

Still, I would fly
just for the adventure
holding your hand
just us two

p.3 by Aurelia

I trapped myself in a poem
Whilst feeling sick
I am writing this now
And not wanting to bow
To those bacteria, whom, I hope, make this cold quick
This is a good willet - enjoy page three
Whilst I go see what I can see

p.4 by Purpura

Keep trying Faren Hehe
Oh Hehe she got Meme

YAY FAREN You Set the Poem Trap
Innit?

p.5 by Attraio

I used to have immunity
from page 5 I was safe
until we changed community

Then out the door it went
and I had to do a poem
as bad a a whiff in a vent

So there it is don't you see
a poem for page 5
although it sucks with a capital vee!

p.6 by c_ris

Page Six
Lets all throw sticks
At Rabbles!

Page Six
Lets all throw bricks
At Rabbles!

Page Six
Lets all just kick
The Badger!

p.7 by Aurelia

I am officially a grub
Now it means I have to scrub
All the Thread from the South
I must make sure not to burn my mouth
Enjoy page seven while you can
Because, otherwise, you'll look too wan.

p.8 by Wolfegar

Hostie Immunity

p.9 by Faren

Once again my friends
I don't repine
With a quote and a post
I start page NINE.

It's not easy
It takes some time
To get the rhythm
And make a rhyme

Here's my effort
Not the best
It'll take it's place
Among the rest.

p.10 by Aurelia

'Tis the last page of this thread
But I am feeling like a sled
Weighed down with w*rk and worries
But yesterday we havd no school - good ole flurries
This is all on page ten
I want to get better - just when?

WLT: Be gibberish and nonsense? by Weyrwoman Kalina 1-24-06

p.2 by Cherlyn

Well whatdo'ya know!
I came for the show
and what do I do?
I start page two.

p.3 by Faren

That's perfect
Just grand
I don't have a poem
Readily at hand.

Thinking hurts
Don't laugh, Rabble
All I can think of
is psychobabble

The music doesn't help
It's not inspiring me
To come up with a marvelous
poem for PAGE THREE.

p.4 by Rabble

Cats and claws
On page four
Mice in maws
Kittens do snore
A Badger has a claymore
'cus the pondites have much flaws
The catnip will outpour
while on ankles I do gnaw

p.5 by Rabble

Ack!
Eek!
Innit!

p.6 by Lisa Lewis

It looks like I'm in a fix
my on the top of page six

p.7 by Sophia Caligo

I was cruising along,
talking about my car,
Then I noticed something wrong.
Something rather bizzare.

A new page had appeared,
with a seven adorning its top.
And its something I've feared,
the dreaded page seven drop.

So I've avoided the worse,
keeping the number from the end.
Now this WLT message of verse,
I shall send.

p.8 by Kitsch

Samuel-cat is really great
Except when he fights and comes in late
I worry he will get badly hurt
So far he just sits and purrs!

p.9 by Wolfegar

Hostie Immunity

p.10 by WeWoKa

A poem trap I set for thee
But no one took it willingly
So here I sit
And this I write
I wonder if I'll ever sleep tonight.
Innit?

Weyrwoman Kalina

29th January 2006, 07:24 AM

WLT: Ole! Ole! by Attraio 1-26-2006

p.2 by FallingLlama

So I started Page Two --
Well, someone had to.
May as well be me,
Though good? We shall see.
I'll rhyme if I can --
Yes, that is my plan.
I'll count metric feet
And try to complete
A poem of twelve lines,
As the rule defines,
To offer my homage,
Willet Page Poemage!

p.3 by Sharon

Ole! Ole!
We Say!
Page Three
Wheeee!

p.4 by Sharon

Hostie Immunity...

p.5 by Aurelia

I've been waiting for this poem to come
I've been rather bored and numb
I'm having fun willeting
But I have midterms soon
What do I do? Swim in the lagoon.
So, it is now page five
And it is good to be alive.

p.6 by Kesal

Page six
kitty licks
pouring rain
stops again
it's really hot
in my spot

p.7 by Amy B.

Ode to the Willet:

the poemage is good
and we panic (as we should)
but who likes page seven?
very few becaue it don't rhyme
which would be just fine
except it makes writing a bain
it is a pain and and my brain
is a shame cos this poem is pants
say even the ants.
Page seven, rhymes with
eleven and heaven and Dvon
Innit!

p.8 by Rabble

Page Eight is now here
and here's Kitty! I fear
That soon may appear
Jayson is his underwear
Innit, ain't it
May it, count it?

p.9 by FallingLlama

We're on Page Nine,
and it's all mine!
Okay, not all,
but just this small
bit of posting,
not worth boasting,
not much at all,
this little scrawl.
But I digress,
and should progress,
to end this verse
'fore it gets worse.

p.10 by Aurelia

Bookmarks are lost in the mists of time
As is nearly everything in the world
But I have time to find all of mine
Luckily, I have some still saved
But, otherwise, it'd be too grave
For page ten to go on so
But it's ok - just don't forget status quo

WLT: Be the calm after the competition by FallingLlama 1-28-2006

p.2 by Page Two, and look what we're talking about --
Ok, perhaps we're not talking throughout,
But Beisla and me, so talking exists,
And our budding Finn agriculturalist
Wants to work in that place where Kiwis roam,
Wants to find a job so far from her home.
A farm with Llamas -- how cool would that be?
She'd surely be the target of envy!
And so on Page Two the topic is Llamas
Not with the question "Are you our Mommas?"
Instead, a serious conversation,
And much to my evident elation!

p.3 by Jax

Hostie Immunity :p

p.4 by Lisa Lewis

Came to see what page the willet was on.
Had to comment about Mom.
I shut the "door" on my post.
ended up on page "four"
and I'm not a host

p.5 by Aurelia

I am cold; there is no cure
Except to not annoy the parentals - I must be demure
My hands are freezing into ice
A cup of cocoa would be quite nice!
But I'll enjoy WLT page five,
And maybe I'll get warm by doing a jive!

p.6 by Aurelia

This has been the second page in a row
That I've written a poem - oh, woe!
I have a midterm tomorrow
Which is causing me much sorrow
As I have to get up early in the morn
And look at a test with scorn
But it is just the WLT page six
And writing these poems gives me good kicks!

p.7 by Jax

Hostie Immunity again

p.8 by Cosmic Dancer

Page 8
innit

p.9 by Sophia Caligo

Page Nine
I'm behind
Grumble a lot
See that spot.
WLT this,
I need Bliss.
But there is class.
In 2 hours mass.

p.10 by Sophia Caligo

Starting Poem Again,
Though this time with ten,
I'm beating C'milo up
I wish it were another person, yup.

But in the WLT we must be nice,
polite, and calm, and give advice.
Listen to all and say not a bit,
when you get upset over someone's fit.

Because we're civilized of course,
which means we must have remorse.
I shall finish this poem now,
and remember, I'm not holier than thou.

Weyrwoman Kalina

2nd February 2006, 03:36 AM

WLT: Pillow Fight!!! by Amy B. 1-30-2006

p.2 by Paulita

Woolly and 'Lita went away
Now their back
And here to stay.

p.3 by Amy B.

Oh I could just scream
I tripped onto page three
I am gonna die
I really must fly
for my w*rk wont be done on it's own.

p.4 by c_ris

We're here on Page Four
Where the willet's never a bore
As more and more and more
Willeters' come through the door

We're here to fill page four
But - hold on! - not before
Some Time has passed, and more.
Never race to fill page four

Or else thee be thrown out the door
By those who wish for more
Time to pass. Don't break the law
Or else face the wrath of page four!

p.5 by Kitsch

fact?

p.6 by Rabble

Page Six
Innit?

p.7 by Amy B

so here we are in the willet
and it's page seven innit,
It don't rhyme with Stoke
and my brain is really broke
so we will just have to wait for page eleven.

p.8 Amy B

Oh bugger it's page eight
writing poems I do hate
and today it's been bad
done no work, oh gad

tis freezing over here
I could do with a beer
to warm up my toes
that are really really froze

and now i must work
cos I've been a berk
it has to be done
even if it ain't no fun.

p.9 by Bronze-Dragonrider

Page 9,
I don't have the time,
But FINE!
I'll make a rhyme.

Innit?

p.10 by monkeysrule

Yes, I know it's Page 10
And I fell in the trap
And because I suck at poems
I'm in a real flap.

WLT: Be Duck Season? by monkeysrule 2-1-2006

p.2 by Rabble

Page Two
Do I have to?
Boo Hoo
my chair is snafu
Innit?

p.3 by Rabble

Page three,
nifty,
i'd squee,
but ni.

p.4 by White Rabbit

Huhu grubs are wild food
I believe they taste good
Like peanut butter, I am told
You're not getting one of those things my MY mouth

p.5 by Dux

I must writes a poem
The first in quite a while.
I must work hard to remember how.
Else you will not smile.

Perhaps I'll po' of Monkeys
Hairless near the pond.
Or maybe of Wabbits, Wolves or Llamas
Frolicking all around.

Of Cats and Meeses and Unicorns
I'll attempt to strive
But now that I'm out of room
I guess I'll just say "PAGE 5!"

p.6 by Dux

There was a jolly willeteer
Who camped beside a Duckie Pond
Under the shade of a Cuppy Tree

And she sang as she set
and waited for the Badger Sett
You'll come a warring, on page 6 with me.

You'll come a warring, you'll come a warring
Oh you'll come a warring with S P T's

And she sang as she set a sharpening her SPT's
You'll come a warring, a warring with me.

p.7 by Bullbound

Page seven
Once went to Heaven
Where it saw its long lost friend page eleven
Said seven to eleven
"What brings you here?"
Said eleven to seven,
"My memories I hold dear of WLTs gone by
And a small thing called Heavenly Humour."

p.8 by c'milo

Page eight.
It sure is great
We've got another smurf
to sully our turf.
That is a plus
so don't make a fuss
I love to swing dance
and run and prance
and this poem is going
down the tubes.

p.9 by Lisa Lewis

Woolly has made a mess that is fine
setting a poem trap to get us to the
top of page nine.

p.10 by Aurelia

It be a poem in the willet this time
I tend to strive to make it rhyme
Teachers say it need not do so
But I think it sounds better, though
Description makes a poem quite long
And a poem can be turned to a song
But that has nothing to do with page ten
Unless one is talking about poem-zen!

Weyrwoman Kalina

6th February 2006, 09:41 PM

WLT: All Ketched Up and Nowhere to Go by monkeysrule 2-4-06

p.2 by Jax

Hostie Immunity

p.3 by dragon_dreams

Up to page three
Oh what glee
That I can post on the WLT

Been absent for ages
Must complete many pages
So glad to be back on the WLT

p.4 by Faren

It's nice to see
old friends return
The posts fly by
The pages turn

Don't get upset
This isn't a speeder
But it is page four
Hope you're a fast reader

p.5 by Falling Llama

Sakes alive --
Page Five!
While I was ketchin'
Monkey was fetchin;
A poem trap for me to trip,
And into it I did slip,
So now must type a rhyme or three
Ere to return to I be
Free to go without the guilt
Of non-poemage Willet a-tilt
So this effort I contrive
To somehow honor (?) Page Five!

p.6 by FallingLlama

I stopped in just for a moment,
I intended to leave right away.
Now I'm expected to be eloquent
But I can't think of anything to say!
I should be putting words together
For a paper that's due all too soon,
But now I don't know whether
I'll finish it this afternoon.
Enough! I need to get going,
Or I'll really be in a fix,
So I'd best get the words flowing
And finish this Ode to Page Six.

p.7 by Sophia Caligo

I'm sitting in the Library.
Page Seven appears,
and is rather scary,
a cumilation of everyone's fears.

I've got the thing twice
already and am quite fed
up. Most WLT poems are nice,
but Page Seven poems are dead.

So I'll go back to searching,
for books about history.
Let the bell ring.
And let this poem be.

p.8 by dragon_dreams

Come join Page Eight
Now dont be late
Time to have some Fun

Come one and All
Please Hear my Call
To join this mighty WLT

Come and share your time
Or you better not mind
That this WLT is completed

p.9 by Faren

It's page nine
And that's no lie
Didn't want to do it
But I won't cry

p.10 by Attraio

Yeah, ya know, there's this lady
name is Prek, she's really shady.
Said she'd grade our poems n stuff
and if we dinna likee it, well then tuff!

But we don't complain, we must endure
and sit back and write all demure
some little poem for the willet and the pages
even when it takes us centuries and ages

So here's my little offering, in writing
though it ain't all that striking
in honour of the tenth page don't y'know
and don't ye know, innit poems aint quid pro quo!

WLT: The Zoo by Beisla 2-6-2006

p.2 by Sharon

Hostie exempt

p.3 by dragon_dreams

I cant think
But its up to me
To write a poem for page three

Was talking to Socs
About :fiend: family
Now I have have a single plea

Dont judge to harsh
This poem I write
Its caused by been up half the night

So please be fair
Ive written it true
Now my face is turning blue

p.4 by Attraio

Aiieeee! Tis that 'Sassin don't you see!
she's a player she is let me tell ya!
She set da trap all by herself, just for me!
But I ain't fased, I'll lick it up, tra la la!

This willet is just, what's the word, flying
or do I mean it creeps?
I'm so confused, could that 'Sassin be lying?
or is it just some meeps?

Whatever the case might be
I'll sweat in blood and tear
to compose for all of thee
a poem that's not that clear!

p.5 by Paulita

The four little Quackers

Four little Quackers siting on a wall
Wondering how to make a little badger fall

We're soft and fluffy the biggest one says
But that won't make us win

We're cute and cuddly says number two
but that won't help us win

We've got webbed feet said number three
but that won't do at all

I know says the little one
we'll treat her to a gin.

p.6 by Rabble

My paw is asleep;
for my tail I fear
:badger::cat: creeps
and soon - :aaah: - she leaps!

p.7 by Faren

It's heavenly
It's sevenly
The page upon which we write.

Truly hellish
And devilish
This poem that with which I fight.

p.8 by Amy B. for Jax :D

It is page eight
writing poems do I hate
reading textboks is worse
I feel likeI am cursed
to write a dissertation
I must do
and reading text books
will make it come through
with the highest grades
and will get me a job
which is much better paid.
innit!

p.9 by Wollymouse

Quack Quack said the Smurfduck
Quack Quack said the frog
Quack Quack went the woollymouse
Woof Woof went the Dog.

p.10 by Aurelia

Ode to Poemage/Survivor Game

I've been waiting for this poemage
To express my feelings inside
I'm so glad for this poemage
I'm so happy I could've cried

I don't know why I love them so
But I just hate to see them go
By so quickly - I love poemage
Whilst reading about battlefield carnage

Page ten has come upon us so quickly
Out of nowhere it leaps on the rest
But, then, Armageddon is upon us
If the ducks don't win the Survivor contest!

Weyrwoman Kalina

12th February 2006, 06:03 AM

WLT: Meep! and Be a club banger? by BZWingZero 2-8-2006

p.2 by dragon_dreams

Between Attraio and myself
Weve started a new page
And now its up to me to write a poem
Ive a terrible cold
And my nose wont stop running
So this wont be a good'en i dont think
Been away a few days
Started a new WLT
The first poem is left to me
I hope you all appreciate
The fact I'm out of bed
I will try not to cough all over you

p.3 by Attraio

How many tales can be told
were we to dig in deep
deep down into the willet hold
stories for us to keep?

What would we find
deep down there?
Poems old and blind
of toil and care?

or just poems short and long
for pages young and old
and others merely for song
and page three, never cold!

p.4 by Attraio

That's the way the cookie crumbles
"Dis maar hoe die boerewors buig"
two in a row and make no mistake
it seriously sucks, or as we say: "dit suig!"

It's page four innit? Can't you tell?
Toni's gone and Beisla soon to follow
that page, it was a runnin' oh so quickly
leaving us behind, feeling kind of hollow.

What more can be said?
The page is done, a new one here
It's so bright, shiny and new!
I'll just go and pour us all some beer!

p.5 by woolymouse

A page five poem should be full of charm,
Unfortunately I won't do it,
A page six poem should go on and on,
However, I won't do it,
So on to ten the mighty last
Don't worry I still won't do it.

p.6 by Aurelia

Link to it (http://www.annemccaffreyfans.org/forum/showthread.php?t=8445)

p.7 by dragon_dreams

Up to page seven,
It's certainly heaven,
Except for the way I write.

My grammer is bad,
Makes some people mad,
I hope that it wont cause a fight.

So I will smile and grin,
I know someone will win,
So I will try to be more polite.

p.8 by Jax

Hostie Immunity

p.9 by woolymouse

Page Nine you see
Is a fine for Me
A fine in the form of a poem

A poem you say
I'll try if I may
For I really don't want to owe 'un.

p.10 by Sharon

Immune Hostie

WLT:Woolly's 2006 First Willet by woolymouse 2-11-2006

p.2 by Aurelia

Poemage is rather great
But it is suddenly getting late
Page one of a new WLT
Is coming very rapidly

I just took a long nap
With a lot of w*rk undone - oh, crap!
But I have a movie to see
And I'll enjoy it - hee, hee!

p.3 by Sharon

Hostie Immunity

p.4 by Aurelia

It is now
WLT page four
I hope it shall not
Be a bore.
It is snowing
Rather hard
This poem
Is not worthy of a bard.

p.5 by Beisla

I am floating
in a world of blue
Lost, and far
from all I knew

A tiny being
in endless space
So clear blue
confusion erase

I am with me
the sun my crown
I'm still waiting
to fall down.

p.6 by Aurelia

Link to poems (http://www.annemccaffreyfans.org/forum/showthread.php?t=7686)

p.7 by dragon_dreams

Up to page seven
I'm not in heaven
A page poem to write
This time no delight
This WLT moves slow
But not far to go
Then there will be
A new one to see

p.8 by Aurelia

Today is a day of snow!
I am forced to do w*rk, though
It is so cold here - this I can hardly stand
How I would love to be on the Hatching Sands
Warm as heck, Impressing a friend
A friend who'd stay with me to the end
But it is now just WLT page eight
I shall try to make this snow day great!

p.9 by Aurelia

How is it that suddenly
A new poem is sprung on me
It's like a never-ending siege
Of writing - oh, geez!
I have lots of w*rk to do
And my body is aching anew
But it is now WLT page nine
I hope the rest of you are feeling fine!

p.10 by Aurelia

Once, a girl
Stood on the Sands
Her hands shook
Her face was bland
She was surprised
As any there
To see the dragonet
Walk to her care
The girl-child had Impressed the queen
And tidings for her would no longer be lean
She also loved WLT page ten
Because she was into pens!

Weyrwoman Kalina

20th February 2006, 05:03 AM

WLT: Hearts, Flowers & Gold Medals by Sharon 2-14-2006

p.2 by Sharon

Roses are red, violets are blue
This Romantic Willet's for you!
Let us sweetly woo
on this Page Two.

p.3 by c_ris

Page Three
Shout in glee
Jump up! And run away
Oh, What fun it is to play
And dance, and sing, and shout.
For this is the Willet
And we shall never doubt
That the Sett is smelly;
Those Badgers, they really stink.
And that the CotP
If full of the finest people around
The Cuppy Tree is always there
And there it shall remain.
For we are here,
In the willet.
On its third page!

p.4 by dragon_dreams

Up to page four
Please post some more
The WLT is slow
No fear it will go
So please take some time
To add a line

p.5 by Sharon

Hostie Immunity

p.6 by Beisla

A mouse for the kitty
fluffy and plump
Soon all that is left
will be the tail's stump

Hopefully the treat
will stay in the cat
and not end up
on the kitchen mat

p.7 by Kathryn Draconna

Pale of skin, dark of hair,
She stood in Moonlight fair.
Clothed in darkness and purple glow,
Feeling of her was a sinister flow.
Seductress and manipulator,
Her way, always, sooner or later.
Men to her bed came,
But never left the same.
Lord over her they tried,
So break them she strived.

p.8 by Aurelia

I just posted this
And got a poem - oh, what bliss!
The Hatching Sands are warm below
My feet, which dance to and fro
I desire to Impress the queen
If that doesn't happen, then a green
But this WLT is on page eight
And I'm not going to be able to
go on soon - not great!

p.9 by Lisa Lewis

Oh, boy this is JUST fine
I wanted to answer :fiend: Granpa Wolfie's question
and ended up on the top of Page 9

p.10 by Amy B

Bloody hell
go ring a bell
the moment I get back
I trip the poem trap
it went snap
and on page ten
when I would rather
brave an urple badger den!
it is now page ten
innit.

WLT: be blowing doors off stoves? by Lisa Lewis 2-17-2006

p.2 by Falling Llama

Even when she's not around
That Rabble does her worst:
She crept in without a sound,
And now I am the first
To post upon this Willet page
Which leaves me herein curst
Requiring me now to engage
To leave this page well verst
For Page Two left without rhyme
Would bring on me outburst
And earn me Newbie Pot time,
So I write, though coerced.

p.3 by Kesal

This willet has hit page three
It's a place of fun and glee
If it wasn't such fun
We'd all get more sun
But there'd be no willet, you see!

p.4 by woolymouse

I admit I missed it
I deserve to be potted.
I hate to admit it
It's late.

p.5 by C_milo

The page the fifth this is
I think I have to sniz
achoo! Achoo!
this poem, tis true
is pretty bad.

p.6 by woolymouse

My poem last time was late
But I plead I was wrting on slate.
Those poor little smurfs
Won't know what it's worth
If they came face to face with my fate.

p.7 by Aurelia

I just came back from a long trip
And I am glad to be back
Home is where I belong
I can now go to sleep
The WLT is on page seven
And I am now in heaven!

p.8 by Amy B

bloody heck
I've saved my neck
I came home for lunch
and saw at the crunch
I'd topped page 8
and I would have hated
being pitted
but I got there in time
so that's just fine!

p.9 by woolymouse

Your not going to catch me out this time
No your not going to catch me out.
I sees page nine
What's more it's fine
So I quickly writes this poem.

p.10 by Lisa Lewis

I did it again,
I ended up on the top of page 10!!

Weyrwoman Kalina

23rd February 2006, 06:39 AM

WLT: Be Grub-by? by c_ris 2-20-2006

p.2 by Aurelia

Poemage is great on a day
Where I have no school - hooray!
The new WLT is on page one
And I am now having fun!

p.3 by C'milo

A poem for the ages.
Well maybe not.
Let's take it in stages.
First stage: the premise
the start of page three!
Next stage: the second
we need creativity
the third stage comes
I'm already bored.
ANd tired. This poem suffers.
Look. I'm changing form.
It is now blank verse.
Mwaha.

p.4 by Amy B

What a bore
I tripped onto page four
that's just fine
my mind is a mine
it's being creative
instead of muzzy
and oh so fuzzy.
Page four, innit.

p.5 by Kesal

I've tripped the page 5 poem trap
when i realised it was like a big slap!
because, you see I'm still ketchupping
page 9 of the last willetting

p.6 by Attraio

For better or for worse
cloudy days are not sunny
(vir botter of vir wors)
well, ain't that funny?

twiddle thumbs, snip
widdle middle sizzle
clickety clack, take a sip

Silly innit? Sounds kinda icky
well, so's the willet on a good day (silly that is )
here, have a peanut butter bikkie
put up your feet and stay

just a little while, just a little while.

p.7 by Amy B

It's page seven
and I am not in heaven
I lost the immunity
which the ducks won with impunity
so now I must vote
on the one with no hope
and boot them out
to give us more clout
next time we'll try
and have a good vie
a story we must write
to make everything allright.

p.8 by Kesal

My compy tried to crash,
should have posted in a flash,
but it took so much time,
all your posts came before mine,
so now it's too late
and I've started page eight!

p.9 by dragon_dreams

My ketchup Complete
Now I must weep
For I did land
In the poem trap.
My poem is poor
I hope it doesnt bore
The best I could do
Its from me to you

p.10 by Jax

Hostie Immunity